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Post by Chumbles on Jan 19, 2023 21:15:58 GMT
Time for me to start kipping... it's been a busy day. Good night for a while. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jan 19, 2023 21:20:22 GMT
Crumbles likes being tied up everyday?
Oh wait, wrapping him in fabric is bandages not bondage.
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Post by amipal on Jan 19, 2023 21:36:45 GMT
Got a 20 for this: flic.kr/p/21yjbBJShe waxed lyrically about my other shot, then spotted a green spot and dropped a 15 on it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 19, 2023 21:42:01 GMT
Got a 20 for this: flic.kr/p/21yjbBJShe waxed lyrically about my other shot, then spotted a green spot and dropped a 15 on it. I think we need to know a bit more about the scoring criteria. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 21:47:47 GMT
-5 per green spot.
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Post by Destry on Jan 19, 2023 21:51:15 GMT
David Sutherland, Beano cartoonist, dies aged 89
DING
GONE
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 21:52:45 GMT
The green spotted pufferfish scores really badly in photo competitions
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 22:02:17 GMT
hi
I worked late. A long way back. Maybe I’ll go to ‘Belgian Chips’. I hope it’s open. Dah! I hope I haven’t missed it.
I’ve got a plum seat on this train but my attention is now fixed on the words of someone at two o’ clock from where I’m sitting. They aren’t bad words. I just wouldn’t choose to have them in my head.
I might post some of them here …
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 22:02:45 GMT
‘Can one of you drive overnight? …’
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 22:03:41 GMT
Oh man
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 22:11:30 GMT
‘Can one of you drive overnight? …’ Tebay or Brighton? |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 19, 2023 22:18:30 GMT
Apparently Belgian chips are open till 12am. They're looking for a doorman. What sort of chippy needs a doorman? They've got hot fat they can throw at you if you're acting the goat.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 19, 2023 22:20:23 GMT
They do look tremendous - but not a lot for whatever usurious price they're no doubt charging.
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Post by amipal on Jan 19, 2023 22:21:57 GMT
Apparently Belgian chips are open till 12am. They're looking for a doorman. What sort of chippy needs a doorman? They've got hot fat they can throw at you if you're acting the goat. The utter state of the drunken Brighton laggard. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 19, 2023 22:29:05 GMT
And now Rock legend Bing David Crosby. RIP In Peace.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 22:36:30 GMT
He will be Eight Miles High by now.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 22:52:22 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 23:07:23 GMT
The Bash Street Kids and Eight Miles High were great.
Why is it always the good ones?
I don’t have many positive feelings about this train. A man in front of me begin putting his index finger into his mouth, then taking it out to navigate his phone. I couldn’t help but think of the salival DNA he was daubing on it. Then I got a whiff of boiling cabbage water. The man beside me ate a snack and did some finger-licking. Another man slapped palmfuls of peanuts into his mouth. It was like being surrounded by masticating komodo dragons.
A bit later a man, down on his luck, began to smoke. He seemed in a bad way, chuckling but ransacked by booze. I thought he was going to expose himself, but instead he just kind of shuffled up and down the train, chuckling and muttering to himself. And standing by other people and muttering at them. He tried to talk to a man who looked a bit like a pick-up artist, who was also boozing. He had the creased brow of a Steven Gerrard (the second man). I did not like the cut of his jib. I have no reason to believe he was a pick-up artist.
Now in Hassocks.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 23:10:54 GMT
Elamy Rain is the best.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 19, 2023 23:10:55 GMT
I was on a train a few years ago when the guy across from me, who looked like a businessman in a suit, opened his bag and got out a porn mag, which he proceeded to read studiously as if it were that day's Telegraph.
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 23:12:28 GMT
I’ve got a lot of time for Eight Mikes High. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 19, 2023 23:12:32 GMT
Stop judging my choices for train reading.
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Post by lazybones on Jan 19, 2023 23:25:04 GMT
Belgian Chips is open.
£6 for a poke of chips.
Cor Blimey.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 19, 2023 23:30:56 GMT
I don’t have many positive feelings about this train. A man in front of me begin putting his index finger into his mouth, then taking it out to navigate his phone. I couldn’t help but think of the salival DNA he was daubing on it. Then I got a whiff of boiling cabbage water. The man beside me ate a snack and did some finger-licking. Another man slapped palmfuls of peanuts into his mouth. It was like being surrounded by masticating komodo dragons. A bit later a man, down in his luck, began to smoke. He seemed in a bad way, chuckling but ransacked by booze. I thought he was going to expose himself, but instead he just kind of shuffled up and down the train, chuckling and muttering to himself. And standing by other people and muttering at them. He tried to talk to a man who looked a bit like a pick-up artist, who was also boozing. He had the creased brow of a Steven Gerrard (the second man). I did not like the cut of his jib. I have no reason to believe he was a pick-up artist. This is good content. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 19, 2023 23:31:03 GMT
Is this all happening on the London to Brighton Thameslink?
I used to catch it a fair bit a few years ago for work and I found it all good, clean, safe and efficient travel. Although it was always daylight.
Maybe they're suffering EMF sickness caused by one of Bill's 5G transmitters, sweeping up those who managed to survive his De-pop serum?
*taps nose*
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