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Post by crankcaller on Feb 22, 2023 20:16:46 GMT
Is Sheep2 lost in the metaverse yet? |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 22, 2023 20:22:46 GMT
Now eating a pack of Rosey Apple boiled sweets from the Eastbourne RNLI shop. Fatmandu. What were you doing in Eastbourne, lazy? He was eating a pack of Rosey Apple boiled sweets. It's right there in his post |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 22, 2023 20:53:09 GMT
Is Sheep2 lost in the metaverse yet? I am not. I didn't get to bed until 2.15 am. I may need to go to bed early, rather than in the early hours tonight. I am still downloading the Horizon game. The PSVR2 turned off a couple of times when I was calibrating it. I think it might just be the headset battery was uncharged I am letting it charge to full while my games download. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 22, 2023 20:57:09 GMT
It's like the PS5. The first thing I had to do with that was wait for games and updates to download.
No instant gratification these days.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 22, 2023 21:02:14 GMT
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student.
The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who filled out by Birth Certificate was an asshole."
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 22, 2023 21:06:44 GMT
A big muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-what’s y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w what's y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him. The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-what's y-y-your L-l-lay a-a-away p-p-policy?”
And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off. The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, “why wouldn't you answer that guy’s question?”
The clerk answers, “D-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get m-m-m-m-m-y ass k-k-k-icked?!!”
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 22, 2023 21:08:00 GMT
One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor. "D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"
The doctor says, "Well, I’ll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doctor examines him and says, "Well, I’m pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doctor says, ”It’s your penis. It’s about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doctor replies, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering. ”
The guy says,"Dddo it!"
So the man went in for surgery, and it was successful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later.
"You've cured my stuttering! But, my wife doesn't enjoy love-making any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. We want it back! I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long penis back on!"
The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 22, 2023 21:27:22 GMT
OK last one...
A preacher comes to town and holds a revival. He tells the townsfolk that he can cure ailments and disease through prayer. He asks for a volunteer with a disease. A hand comes up in the crowd
Preacher: “What’s your name son?”
Boy in crowd: “Billy”
Preacher: “What is your affliction Billy?
Billy: “I have polio and can only stand and walk with the assistance of crutches.”
Preacher: “Billy come up on stage, and go behind that curtain. We will pray for you and your polio will go away.”
Billy slowly comes on stage and goes behind the curtain.
Preacher: “Now who here suffers from an affliction?”
Another hand of a young man in the crowd goes up, the preacher asks for the man’s name.”
“D-d-d-david”
Preacher: “And what afflicts you son?”
David: “I-I-I have a st-st-st-stutter.”
Preacher: “David come up on stage, go behind the curtain and we will pray for you and your stuttering will end.”
David complies and goes behind the curtain. The preacher leads the town in loud and rapturous prayer. The whole crowd is moving with spirit.
Preacher “Billy throw your crutches over the curtain!”
Crutches come flying over the curtain and land on the stage.
Preacher: “David say something!”
David: “B-b-b-billy fell down.”
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Post by lazybones on Feb 22, 2023 21:44:20 GMT
Now eating a pack of Rosey Apple boiled sweets from the Eastbourne RNLI shop. Fatmandu. What were you doing in Eastbourne, lazy? Just getting the vibe. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 22, 2023 21:48:16 GMT
Fuck sake.
Shut it down Keef.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 22, 2023 22:05:27 GMT
I have to say, the Miami PD in the mid-80s does not seem to have been a very inclusive working environment. On the other hand, Sonny Crockett lived on a sweet boat and had a pet alligator. Swings and roundabouts.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 22, 2023 22:13:28 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 22, 2023 22:18:36 GMT
Unfortunately, for all concerned, I am not dead.
Today those great bunch of lads from Japan* delivered me a PSVR2.
I bought, downloaded and have been playing a little of the Kayak game called Mirage. Holy moley this is fucking mental. Absolutely brilliant. Weirdly it makes me feel a bit wobbly and nervous, like I'm actually in a canoe. I think Resident Evil 8 can wait til I get my bearings. I did try and buy GT7 but it didn't appear Amazon had any left.
OTTM, no.
*DPD
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 22, 2023 22:22:53 GMT
It's like the PS5. The first thing I had to do with that was wait for games and updates to download. No instant gratification these days. Weirdly my right handed controller charged in minutes, the left took ages. *glares at left handed anime fan Sony employee* |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 22, 2023 22:30:54 GMT
Balls. i lost a lot of money on that one. *shakes fist at tuffers*
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Post by lazybones on Feb 22, 2023 22:31:32 GMT
Now eating a pack of Rosey Apple boiled sweets from the Eastbourne RNLI shop. Fatmandu. What were you doing in Eastbourne, lazy? We didn’t actually do that much. We walked up the pier. We ate some chips. We walked along the waterfront. We went into an art gallery. Eastbourne is O.K. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 23, 2023 0:38:40 GMT
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