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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 28, 2023 19:12:51 GMT
Hugs are for mugs.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 28, 2023 19:14:39 GMT
Hugs aren't for tradesman.
Though you might have got one from a man at Trade.
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Post by Destry on Feb 28, 2023 19:26:18 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 28, 2023 20:19:34 GMT
You always know where you stand with a curt nod.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 20:43:32 GMT
Hugs are for people who might be of the opposite sex, whom I've known for over 20 years, and who have signed a mutual agreement and consent form in advance.
Handshakes are only for when I have antibacterial wipes to hand, and by mutually indicated consent.
Any other physical contact is probably illegal, will certainly result in diseases, and definitely a mortal sin.
Oh, except wrestling at Tebay. I'm just finishing up at work (with a Spanish red who is considerably younger than me) and then I'll drive straight there, you cunt.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 28, 2023 21:13:50 GMT
Samuel Pepys
"Home, where I found Mr. Sheply, almost drunk, come to see me, afterwards Mr. Spong comes, with whom I went up and played with him a Duo or two.
I was indeed a little vexed with Mr. Sheply, but said nothing, about his breaking open of my study at my house, merely to give him the key of the stair door at my Lord’s, which lock he might better have broke than mine."
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 21:16:52 GMT
Sheply sounds like a drag and a wrong 'un.
Oh, no, wait, that's Sheep I'm thinking of.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 28, 2023 21:20:58 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 21:21:04 GMT
You always know where you stand with a curt nod. Curt nod is an anagram of Rod Cunt, who was in my form in the second year at school. He went on to captain the rugby team and be head boy. I can't remember his real name. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 28, 2023 21:51:03 GMT
I’m watching a YouTube video on how to make rocket fuel, and am definitely now added to a watchlist.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2023 22:04:40 GMT
I’m watching a YouTube video on how to make rocket fuel, and am definitely now added to a watchlist. amaretto liqueur, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and high-proof dark rum. Shenguin is very intolerant of people making cocktails. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2023 22:42:35 GMT
I’m watching a YouTube video on how to make rocket fuel, and am definitely now added to a watchlist. amaretto liqueur, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and high-proof dark rum. Shenguin is very intolerant of people making cocktails. That's not true. There are acceptable cocktails: Whisky Bitter Shandy as a restorative G&T Bloody Mary for breakfast Cocopops and Baileys for breakfast Two, or even three, breakfasts are fine each day. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 1, 2023 7:37:24 GMT
I'm intolerant of people* purchasing blended coffee drinks with syrups and other shite. Especially in winter. Buy a can of coke you fucking knob.
*Not me in summer sans the syrups obviously
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