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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 20, 2023 13:05:24 GMT
You've served fries with that 2.4 million times?
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 20, 2023 13:10:09 GMT
I am regretting scoffing a curry pot noodle late last night.
Never again.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 20, 2023 13:15:52 GMT
I'm waiting for Excel to finish calculating. It's quite slow today. When it's finished this calculation, I can cut and paste 2.4m formulas to values, and it will speed up again. =IF(A1="Fries","Serve Fries","Do not serve Fries") |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 20, 2023 13:21:18 GMT
If Shenguin can serve two customers a minute for 1,000 minutes a day it will take him approximately 3 1/4 years to serve 2.4 million portions of fries.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 20, 2023 13:22:13 GMT
He's also one of the leading causes of global warming.
Greta does not want fries with that.
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 20, 2023 13:31:04 GMT
Morning.
Morning 1 of day 1 of the my course completed. Only nodded off once (might have been more). Paranoid i'd get caught talking to the dogs on an open mic i'd muted both headset mic and course session app. When i got to my first presentation i only un-muted one of them cos i'm a technical eejit, and delivered the whole lot to a room that couldn't hear me. FFS.
PM's mothers day saga ...... 3 boys, due to turn up at 2pm 3pm and 6pm (last one bringing family, so they could share our roast chicken).
Mr 2pm rang at 3.30 saying he wasn't coming as had fell down some stairs pissed and feared he had cracked ribs.
Mr 3pm turned up at 4.30 saying couldn't stay as his missus hates Mr 6pm's partner and there'd be scenes if they met face to face.
Mr 6pm did turn up on time, and when sitting to eat at about 7.30, said they weren't hungry as they'd already had a roast beef dinner earlier, to which they'd invited her family but not us. They then farted and belched on the sofa til about 10pm, while their 3 yr old continually coughed over everyone, while saying she was a big girl cos she was wearing pants instead of nappies, and then shat herself.
Games? ..... I wish....
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Post by Faceless on Mar 20, 2023 13:38:32 GMT
My car passed its MOT. Eventually. I am now even more skint
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Post by Faceless on Mar 20, 2023 13:39:11 GMT
Games: RDR2 overall completion 92.5%
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 20, 2023 13:45:55 GMT
My car passed its MOT. Eventually. I am now even more skint Eventually?
Tell.me.more...
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 20, 2023 13:50:44 GMT
I appear to have put my 'suicide undercrackers' on this morning. In a rare display of anger, I pulled the fuckers right up and inadvertently suffered a 'self-wedgie'.
*sighs*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 20, 2023 13:51:08 GMT
Openreach are drilling outside. I am livid.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 20, 2023 13:51:19 GMT
We'll have none of that talk round here please, my car is booked in for its MOT tomorrow.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 20, 2023 13:58:38 GMT
Are Openreach likely to attack your car?
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Post by Faceless on Mar 20, 2023 14:00:56 GMT
My car passed its MOT. Eventually. I am now even more skint Eventually?
Tell.me.more...
Really nothing exciting, just all the bog standard stuff. Tyres, wipers, exhaust, plus the indicators not working properly. When I pick it up I'm going to make a joke about maybe I should get a BMW, as you never see them with indicators. I'm expecting huge laughs |
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Post by amipal on Mar 20, 2023 14:01:08 GMT
Good afternoon, you savages.
Had a visit early from a friend who quite happily left with my son’s table and chairs. It’s alright, he said she could have them*.
Lunchblog: arancini made from leftover tomato risotto. YUMMERS.
*he’s going to kick off, definitely.
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Post by Faceless on Mar 20, 2023 14:02:35 GMT
Roadworks chat: southern water have been digging up the road right outside my house for a couple of weeks now. I opened my front door to do the school run only to find the end of my drive completely fenced off. No warning
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Post by Faceless on Mar 20, 2023 14:04:08 GMT
Had a visit early from a friend who quite happily left with my son’s table and chairs. This might be the weirdest euphemism I've ever heard. Definitely top 5 |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 20, 2023 14:13:03 GMT
Norfolk sounds well weird innit bruv.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 20, 2023 14:15:04 GMT
I have loads of family members in Norfolk. Gorleston, Yarmouth, Hemsby etc so am allowed to say this. I have witnessed, erm, things.
*updates spreadsheet*
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 20, 2023 14:17:30 GMT
I have loads of family members in Norfolk. Gorleston, Yarmouth, Hemsby etc so am allowed to say this. I have witnessed, erm, things. *updates spreadsheet* Incest or tractor porn? Maybe the two aren't mutually exclusive, I don't know. Tuffers and his cousin Gongfarmer k.i.s.s.i.n.g on a tractor |
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Post by amipal on Mar 20, 2023 14:35:13 GMT
New sweet content. MrTiddles, Desert Strike features: |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 20, 2023 14:44:46 GMT
Good lad.
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 20, 2023 16:24:05 GMT
I have loads of family members in Norfolk. Gorleston, Yarmouth, Hemsby etc so am allowed to say this. I have witnessed, erm, things. *updates spreadsheet* If you witnessed anything in Hemsby then the evidence is probably well out to sea by now.... |
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Post by sandybahookie on Mar 20, 2023 17:24:11 GMT
Today I learnt how to get column D to multiply itself by 2.6 and put the answer into column E.
Mind blowing, saved myself from doing 82 sums on the calculator.
Maybe this spreadsheet stuff really will catch on.
Does anyone have any good online tutorials to recommend for people that are very very bad at Excel?
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 20, 2023 17:31:55 GMT
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