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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2023 12:12:19 GMT
It's all preparation for the incoming cLiemate Lockdowns. Wake up! I'm following Piers Corbyn on Twitter, basically this x 10. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 31, 2023 13:32:14 GMT
Whither are the manly vigour and athletic appearance of our forefathers flown? Can these be their legitimate heirs? Surely, no; a race of effeminate, self-admiring, emaciated fribbles can never have descended in a direct line from the heroes of Potiers and Agincourt.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2023 13:32:53 GMT
School holidays start in 3,2,1..
Send half brick.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 31, 2023 13:41:07 GMT
School holidays start in 3,2,1.. Send half brick. Same. They'll be back to shatter the peace and quiet in about half an hour... |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 31, 2023 13:51:17 GMT
While you slackers are on Friday afternoon, I'm already on Thursday 2. Or Monday 3. I've lost track. This 6 hour day thing except 6pm-6am which is another day, is confusing.
PS55 blog - got El Diablo 2 and 3 on the cheap from the sale. I have a strong desire to run amok as a barbarian, a la sheepers (or the other one).
The idea of 'doing something' this weekend has been floating around. Bad business.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2023 14:22:23 GMT
School holidays start in 3,2,1.. Send half brick. Same. They'll be back to shatter the peace and quiet in about half an hour... Yep. My peaceful gaming days (AKA "working from home") are about to be disturbed for 2 weeks. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2023 14:26:09 GMT
"Court records had previously revealed that Walters, aged 35, had entered the Royal Mail delivery office in Coombe Park Lane, Honicknowle and stolen a set of keys and key fob, three keys marked roof doors, fuel cards belonging to Royal Mail, an identification card belonging to Royal Mail, a Ripcurl rucksack, a Snapon tool kit, Nike trainers Adidas trainers, a set of vehicle keys, a black rucksack, two HP laptops and chargers, a computer keyboard, a Milwakee drill, Paul Smith cufflinks, various bank cards and identification cards, an iPhone, Healthy Start vouchers, a cheque, a Sony Xperi book, an Ultra Mega book, packs of Pokemon cards, an Enid Blyton book, a Collins Decimal Gem Reckoner book, a Drager breath-test machine, a watch, boxed liquid Chlorophyll, Stackers Fatburning capsules, two vials of Rip 200 steroids, two blister packs of Tamoxifen tablets, two blister packs of Letrozole tablets, four blister packs of Sertraline tablets, three blister packs of Solpadeine tablets and three cans of Kestral lager."
Hardly 'The Gadget Show' giveaway.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2023 14:59:31 GMT
Just sold an Xbox controller to a Birmingham lad. Which one of you was it?
Higgins Lane, B32
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 31, 2023 15:09:15 GMT
My back has been awful all day; unfortunately I can't sit up or release the pressure by lying on.my side; something more powerful than a half brick may be required. Effectively I'm totally screwed, I've been making phone calls to finish preparations for 6th April's operation, but as per the rest of the week, I'm still waiting for calls back. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2023 15:20:49 GMT
Bloody frogs.
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Post by amipal on Mar 31, 2023 15:24:35 GMT
School holidays start in 3,2,1.. Send half brick. Ditto. My miniature-painting and sweet-content-filming when diminish significantly for those two weeks. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2023 15:54:24 GMT
Just had to finish opening a can of corned beef with some long nose pliers.
They've probably been used for this purpose more than DIY.
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Post by stxdpr on Mar 31, 2023 17:13:20 GMT
Psychoactive chews and alcoholic corn beef or a different sort of can?
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2023 17:16:16 GMT
Just had to finish opening a can of corned beef with some long nose pliers. They've probably been used for this purpose more than DIY. I love a decent pair of long nose pliers. Versatile. |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 31, 2023 17:23:57 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2023 18:24:51 GMT
Psychoactive chews and alcoholic corn beef or a different sort of can? Tin can. Tin of corned beef. Can of corned beef. Corned beef hash for dinner. Was ok, have made better. The child doesn't like it with burnt/caramelized bits. I have asked for a DNA test. Having a chew later. Home made though. Do the trick but a bit flavoursome. Don't have 4 - 6 hrs to infuse in coconut oil. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 31, 2023 18:33:30 GMT
Evening
Domino's pizza delivery, off work for 10 days and playing The Evil Within 2 makes Tuffers a happy Duderino.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2023 18:51:07 GMT
Did I mention that I finished Deadspace2 last night on normal skill level? No, I did not. It's all about the guns, the right guns.
Big guns.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2023 19:26:25 GMT
Evening Domino's pizza delivery, off work for 10 days and playing The Evil Within 2 makes Tuffers a happy Tuffologist. I will hunt you down. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2023 20:22:31 GMT
A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke
When the smoke clears she sees two honest to goodness leprechauns standing in front of her, looking just like the legends said they looked. Fine green clothes, top hats, red mutton chops and standing about two feet tall. One stares at his feet sheepishly. The more confident one speaks
"Top of the morning to ye, mother! We come with a question. Are there any leprechaun nuns here?"
The young nun is still shocked by their presence but answers "no, I've been here five years and there are no leprechaun nuns in this convent"
"Only five years though. Not quite an expert. Has anyone been around a bit longer?" Asks the leprechaun.
"Oh mother superior has been here nearly sixty years and she would be able to answer any questions you have" responds the young nun
She leads them up the stairs and down a long hallway to the office of mother superior. The one silent leprechaun continues staring sheepishly at the ground.
"It's an honor to meet you, mother superior! We have some questions."
Mother superior adjusts her glasses in disbelief at what she is seeing. "My goodness for such special guests please ask anything you wish"
"We understand there are no leprechaun nuns here now. Has there been any in your tenure?"
She responds "oh no I would certainly remember that"
He asks again "you have studied the history of this convent. Any records of any leprechaun nuns in those archives?"
She thinks for a moment "I've read every book in our library twice, definitely no leprechaun nuns in our history"
"Well what about in any other convent in Ireland? Do you think one might be there?"
Mother superior strokes her chin "oh I doubt that. Certainly a story like that would have made it's rounds through here by now."
The leprechaun grins. "if not in Ireland I know there are convents all over gods creation. Perhaps one is there?"
The nun frowns "If there was not one in Ireland I have to doubt there would be one anywhere on earth"
The leprechaun turns to his friend and says "see? I told you ya fucked a penguin"
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 31, 2023 21:10:27 GMT
I heard it about the seven dwarves. "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
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