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Post by cobblers on May 16, 2018 15:16:13 GMT
So Socky is a frequent visitor to strip clubs. Where he gets drunk, smokes and crashes his car. sounds legit. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 16, 2018 15:25:43 GMT
A night on the tiles with Sockpuppet sounds good, though we should probably get a taxi.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 16, 2018 15:35:04 GMT
I've managed to make to 37 years of age before releasing that the spelling of an * is not asterix but asterisk. That's Gauling |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2018 15:35:45 GMT
What is giving Socky the right to insult our readers?
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Post by Destry on May 16, 2018 15:43:09 GMT
Middlesbrough were pretty awful over the two legs, last night especially. I was very disappointed in them. I had high hopes. Didn't watch the first leg, but listened to the second. (Talksport and some fucking John Terry love-in) I agree though. So fucking disappointing. At least make a fucking effort. Oh well. Just hope Fulham take them apart in the final. |
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Post by Destry on May 16, 2018 15:47:33 GMT
Oh, and hi all. Just getting quietly drunk before our flight home tomorrow morning.
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Post by lonewolf on May 16, 2018 16:07:04 GMT
I will one day know what man lying down awake and man lying down winking, keys on the keyboard mean.
Something to do with the digestive system.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 16, 2018 16:13:21 GMT
I will one day know what man lying down awake and man lying down winking, keys on the keyboard mean. Something to do with the digestive system. 'man lying down on the keyboard' is a pretty good description of my work ethic most days from about half one till half 3. Not necessarily 'awake', though. |
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Post by Destry on May 16, 2018 16:30:48 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2018 16:43:53 GMT
This is why alcohol was invented. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2018 17:01:15 GMT
I couldn't get my "don't be a square" response to the "me²" person in the maths thread past premod.
SHOW ME WHICH COMMUNITY GUIDELINES I'M VIOLATING
I'll never get out of premod.
*sob*
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Post by crankcaller on May 16, 2018 17:58:08 GMT
Quoting the Daily Record?
New low for this place.
I know we're aw scotch but goany naw.
{Edit} Sorry - referencing, not quoting. They'll take away my library badge.
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Post by Pyjakson on May 16, 2018 19:27:40 GMT
Nah, he's quoted the headline but not used quotation marks in a clear attempt to pass it off as his own work.
I could tell as the words lifted from the Daily Record site were of a far higher quality than his usual posts, somehow.
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Post by Pyjakson on May 16, 2018 19:28:26 GMT
This is why alcohol was invented. To make sure your life is cut short? |
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Post by amipal on May 16, 2018 20:15:33 GMT
What is best in life?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 16, 2018 20:40:27 GMT
This is why alcohol was invented. To read Destry's drunken holiday ramblings? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 16, 2018 20:44:13 GMT
Griezmann popping some nice Fortnite dance moves there.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2018 21:12:05 GMT
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