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Post by Tuffers on May 9, 2023 10:42:22 GMT
Good Morning Sultans of Swing
Only another 20 days until the next bank holiday.
OTTM, no.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 9, 2023 10:42:55 GMT
Wordle 689 3/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 9, 2023 10:56:32 GMT
Wordle 689 4/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by Shenguin on May 9, 2023 11:25:57 GMT
Wordle 689 5/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by scamander on May 9, 2023 11:34:17 GMT
Just seen Croatia's Eurovision song (in the semi final tonight).
I didn't know the box were performing. Good luck guys.
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Post by crankcaller on May 9, 2023 12:03:51 GMT
Only another 20 days until the next bank holiday. Which I don't get. *Mutter mutter* |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 9, 2023 12:18:48 GMT
I have a cold. If only I had a tonic.
*eyes Buckfast with intent*
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Post by Faceless on May 9, 2023 12:40:04 GMT
I have a hangover. If only I had a tonic
*eyes beer with intent*
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Post by Destry on May 9, 2023 13:00:24 GMT
I have tonic, If only I had some gin.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 9, 2023 13:12:22 GMT
I have a hangover. If only I had a tonic *eyes beer with intent* I don't understand how Faceless has a hangover immediately after drinking lunch. He is doing something wrong. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 9, 2023 13:15:06 GMT
Just seen Croatia's Eurovision song (in the semi final tonight). I didn't know the box were performing. Good luck guys. You don't think I looked silly with the fake moustache? |
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Post by Tuffers on May 9, 2023 13:17:48 GMT
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land...
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Post by lazybones on May 9, 2023 13:34:42 GMT
The Croatian Eurovision song is excellent. A true work of art.
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Post by Faceless on May 9, 2023 13:53:42 GMT
I have a hangover. If only I had a tonic *eyes beer with intent* I don't understand how Faceless has a hangover immediately after drinking lunch. He is doing something wrong. Lunch is for wimps |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 9, 2023 13:56:16 GMT
I don't understand how Faceless has a hangover immediately after drinking lunch. He is doing something wrong. Lunch is for wimps What did you have? |
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Post by muffrat on May 9, 2023 14:34:43 GMT
Wordle 689 4/6
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Fucking word
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Post by muffrat on May 9, 2023 14:50:47 GMT
Stuck in a traffic jam for 2 hrs on the way home from rheumatology clinic this afternoon - one lane of a dual carriageway blocked by roadworks, then a bus broke down in the other lane, then the tow vehicle that came for the bus went through the cones and beached itself into the freshly dug up trench in Lane 1, the silly cunt. Phone ran out of battery and had to turn the engine off as running out of fuel, boiling in the sun. Coppered up change from every compartment of the car to find just over a quid and asked a local urchin out of the window if he could get me a bottle of water from the newsagent down the road - he disappeared for ages in the opposite direction, but eventually came back with a 2 litre bottle of volvic - asked him if that was a quid and he said 'I nicked it for you mate'. Good kid. Resourceful.
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Post by Faceless on May 9, 2023 14:59:05 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on May 9, 2023 16:53:22 GMT
Morphine, followed by sleep... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 9, 2023 18:30:26 GMT
I was walking home today near the main road and some odd looking fella asked me to buy some water for him. I went home for a bit then returned to hand over a bottle full of my own piss, the silly sod seemed overjoyed.
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Post by Chumbles on May 9, 2023 18:31:38 GMT
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Post by scubar on May 9, 2023 19:25:22 GMT
Flying home today, booooooo
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Post by MrTiddles on May 9, 2023 20:03:51 GMT
Boo, indeed.
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Post by Shenguin on May 9, 2023 20:06:46 GMT
Booooooo
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Post by Shenguin on May 9, 2023 20:08:00 GMT
I'm still at work.
My head and hair are really sweaty, but I'm still conscious. Fucking electric ovens.
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