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Post by Sheep2 on May 10, 2023 14:19:49 GMT
Shenguin tried putting a toy car up his bottom. Dinky colon.
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Post by Faceless on May 10, 2023 14:23:10 GMT
Didn't Dicky Colon used to play up front for West Brom in the '60s? I should have said in defence. Something about being sloppy at the back |
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Post by Faceless on May 10, 2023 14:24:54 GMT
"Hi faceless, are you joining the call? You're next up on the agenda"
Bollocks. Haven't seen the agenda, and thought it was one of those meetings I could just ignore
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2023 14:25:57 GMT
Didn't Dicky Colon used to play up front for West Brom in the '60s? I think he presented World of Sport. From the Wiki :-
Colon was known by his full name, Richard Colon, but changed to Dicky Colon at the suggestion of his ITV Sport colleague Jimmy Hill.
FACT
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Post by lazybones on May 10, 2023 14:39:06 GMT
Morning all, Eurovision semi final was underwhelming. The Netherlands was a great act but way to subtle, Azerbaijan sent out Merry and Pippin and they needed Loreen to inject some needed stage presence. Finland was naff, Israel was another J-Lo routine and Ireland? Sheesh. Czech seemed to have something about it but it was thin gruel. Hoping the second semi has something which isn't passive busking or low calorie shock acts. WRONG! |
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Post by lazybones on May 10, 2023 14:41:49 GMT
Well actually right about a few things. The Finland entry is excellent though. And the Netherlands very poor …
I haven’t got much else to say ….
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2023 14:58:08 GMT
Where's your cheese conveyor belt review you slacker.
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2023 14:59:58 GMT
Hmm. Generation game style conveyor belt game with lots of cheese boards and accompanying pickles etc. The more you remember the more you win. Call Ant & Decs people now Lynn.
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2023 15:02:34 GMT
I imagine Scottish_Pint_Legend to be English_Pint_Legend's cooler cousin from north of the border. Probably got a PS5/Xbox, a hipster moustache, leather jacket and a sweet hog which he rides around Glasgow picking up hot chicks in bars and kicking sand in the faces of PC owners. I imagine him to be rotting away in a Glaswegian alleyway, needle stuck in his arm and laying in his own faeces. Empty bottles of Buckie rolling around his feet. Tl:dr: a typical PlayStation owner Hiya! |
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Post by lazybones on May 10, 2023 15:25:25 GMT
Where's your cheese conveyor belt review you slacker. I have been to a cheese conveyer belt restaurant. It was in Covent Garden. It was ok. But … I went with a few colleagues from work and there seemed to be a ‘share plates’ deal that I wasn’t into. And the portions of cheese were quite small. I don’t think I would go back. Soon. Unless the parameters of the sharing situation were agreed on in advance. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 10, 2023 15:37:35 GMT
75 minutes.
Grab what you can.
No rules.
Given the likely price of the cheese I reckon I could eat £60-70 of cheese at full prices, no problem.
That's probably only 3 small bits at London prices.
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Post by amipal on May 10, 2023 15:57:56 GMT
Yes 1,000 would give you 1.44 GB. AC Valhalla is about 120GB in full so 80,000 ish depending on how much space you need for the wrapper. Imagine it failing 3 discs from the end. I had a copy of MS Office for Windows 3 on 25 discs back in the day. It was a nightmare to reinstall and needed it on a reasonably regular basis. I also had something on multiple CDs. It might have been Encarta. I could probably use it to update and correct Wikipedia. Since getting back into the Amiga scene, I don’t think I’ve used a floppy disk to transfer data. It’s a pain to read and write Amiga-formatted double-density disks on a PC or Mac - so I transfer everything by copying to it from ADFs through emulation. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 10, 2023 15:59:14 GMT
Share plates stuff with colleagues.
A tricky one.
FUCKIN HAWNS AFF *Tends* to work, but you're not looked on in the best light.
The only colleagues I work with who I'd go to a tapas etc with we'd all be ok tbh. Probably. Possibly.
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Post by Chumbles on May 10, 2023 17:01:30 GMT
I can strongly recommend the Sainsbury's Plant Pioneers Spicy bean burgers. Just cook em for slightly longer than they say. Four stars. Not for me, spices are out for@mrtiddles Dicky colon, you see.  * I share your * fucked up colon MrTiddles |
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Post by Destry on May 10, 2023 17:12:30 GMT
Not for me, spices are out for@mrtiddles Dicky colon, you see. * I share your * fucked up colon MrTiddles Human Centipede like? |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2023 17:28:12 GMT
You watch some dodgy fillums, Mr D. |
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Post by amipal on May 10, 2023 18:01:55 GMT
Speaking of the Amiga…
Amigablog: a brand-new* Amiga game arrived in the post yesterday - Cyberpunks 2. Going to give it a go later on the CD32.
Eventblog: turns out we won’t be going to see the Van Gogh Live exhibit on Friday, as the Brighton Dome are still having their building works done. Bit peeved to be honest.
Gardenblog: keep seeing a vixen and a couple of cubs playing at the end of our garden. PM just spotted them in next door’s garden - said-vixen actually has four cubs!
*release date 5th May 2023!
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Post by gongfarmer on May 10, 2023 18:47:04 GMT
Years back before we had dogs, a pair of foxes dug a sett in the wild bit of the garden. Watching the cubs was something to treasure..
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Post by gongfarmer on May 10, 2023 18:53:09 GMT
Huge thunder an hour ago….. set my car alarm off. I didn’t even know it had an alarm….
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Post by Destry on May 10, 2023 19:51:53 GMT
amipal Van Gogh - Mrs. D mentioned the delay in the pub. I said that you would be disappointed. Still, something to look forward to.
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Post by Chumbles on May 10, 2023 20:03:56 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on May 10, 2023 20:22:55 GMT
Shenguin tried putting a toy car up his bottom. Dinky colon. Kane tried shoving a Teletubby up his arse. Dipsy colon.
#Nickingjokesoffsheep.
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Post by Destry on May 10, 2023 20:37:50 GMT
Semi colon gags anyone......?
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Post by Tuffers on May 10, 2023 20:55:53 GMT
Destry54 tried shoving Right Said Fred up his Khyber Pass. Deeply Dippy colon.
What are we doing?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 10, 2023 21:02:38 GMT
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