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Post by amipal on Jul 19, 2023 11:51:03 GMT
I had some pasta for lunch, with smoked salmon.
I now have an olive oil stain on my shorts, as I stupidly didn’t put the bowl on a tea tray.
#firstworldproblems
#brexitnow
#allMussolinisFault
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 19, 2023 12:00:26 GMT
Crispy chicken burrito meal deal.
It's cost me £3.59 thanks to a £5 just eat lunch voucher. Than you gig economy.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 19, 2023 12:00:31 GMT
I’m in Master Wei - a restaurant dealing in delicious foods.
On the table near to me there is a group of three people. One of them I think is German and the conversation seems to be ‘things you say in German’. One of the people said ‘Ja wohl’, and this man said that, if you say that you are on track to a right-wing area of conversation. Apparently certain groups have certain ways of talking and ‘Ja wohl’ is a phrase that will … steer things to the right.
You can’t say anything nowadays.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 19, 2023 12:11:54 GMT
I’ve been in many meetings like this. They always used to be in person. I often imagined leaping up onto the table, taking out a shotgun, and shooting myself through the head. The reverie has diminished in power. Now it’s just of me turning on the camera, taking out an old style six-shooter, and turning it on myself in a tired, but effective, manner... a short pause, followed by "... You're on mute lazybones" |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 19, 2023 12:25:44 GMT
Wordle 760 4/6
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2023 12:25:49 GMT
Morning
So, are we all off to Somerset to work for Jaguar Land Rover? I presume it's just to build combine harvesters for big eared six fingered yokels?
Earlier I went for a haircut. Opposite the barbers is a roast pork sandwich shop so I picked one up with ALL the trimmings for lunch. Lunch+
No games.
TV, Breaking bad, another 3 episodes. Hanks lost it.
OTTM, no
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2023 12:26:34 GMT
That is one hell of a header. Top work Admin, top work. I worked until 2.30 last night, honing the spreadsheets to near perfection. Unfortunately I think my drive became corrupted overnight, and it's messed up my spreadsheets, nested if functions and sumifs all over the place. Looks like your face became corrupted overnight too. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2023 12:29:41 GMT
Morning So, are we all off to Somerset to work for Jaguar Land Rover? I presume it's just to build combine harvesters for big eared six fingered yokels? Earlier I went for a haircut. Opposite the barbers is a roast pork sandwich shop so I picked one up with ALL the trimmings for lunch. Lunch+ No games. TV, Breaking bad, another 3 episodes. Hanks lost it. OTTM, no I don't think Count Ginula actually has six fingers per hand. Also he lives in Rutland not Somerset. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Jul 19, 2023 12:43:48 GMT
Morning,
Edinburgh is on the cusp of its annual circus time, I havent yet been serenaded into accepting a flyer from an over enthusiastic student but I'm sensing the impending dramageddon in my hackles.
I know some people like to make unfair popularity comparisons to poke Glasgows inferiority complex at this time of year, but I'd remind you that Glasgow was named European City of Culture in 1990 and it drew several thousand visitors, who Im sure all visited again after a wonderful time.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 19, 2023 12:55:03 GMT
I'm back from shopping, I bought some socks. Also, my new watchstrap & an electrical converter arrived. These are all good things.
I noticed that some asshole has dented my passenger door. Looks like a heavy parking ding, this is bad.
On balance, there is no balance, only murders.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 19, 2023 13:15:50 GMT
That is one hell of a header. Top work Admin, top work. I worked until 2.30 last night, honing the spreadsheets to near perfection. Unfortunately I think my drive became corrupted overnight, and it's messed up my spreadsheets, nested if functions and sumifs all over the place. Looks like your face became corrupted overnight too. Corrupt * this* |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 19, 2023 13:16:56 GMT
Found five bottles of Exmoor Gold at work past their best before date. As the person in charge of everything, including COSHH, I have volunteered to remove them from the site to safely dispose of them.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 19, 2023 13:23:48 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 19, 2023 13:27:42 GMT
That is one hell of a header. Top work Admin , top work. That was a collaboration between Admin and *cough* someone else. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2023 13:28:11 GMT
Found five bottles of Exmoor Gold at work past their best before date. As the person in charge of everything, including COSHH, I have volunteered to remove them from the site to safely dispose of them. What happened to the Bathams? 5 bottles of Bathams and 5 Exmoor Gold is a good haul. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2023 13:50:01 GMT
Anyone still playing D-IV?
Just got into Torment at Lv 67, Season 1 starts tomorrow. 4*
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 19, 2023 13:52:04 GMT
Drunk in charge of a vehicle is not a game the Police take lightly.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2023 14:09:37 GMT
Boooooo-urns.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 19, 2023 14:20:35 GMT
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I had a meltdown, I paid dearly.
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Post by scubar on Jul 19, 2023 14:39:44 GMT
So Crank’s been on Hilary Briss’ special stuff?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 19, 2023 14:43:18 GMT
I like to think Crank only drinks Tennent's Lager.
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Post by scubar on Jul 19, 2023 14:46:16 GMT
I like to think Crank only drinks Tennent's Lager. Give him some credit, he’s probably drinking the elite beer that’s all the rage around Italy. Tennent’s Super. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 19, 2023 14:49:33 GMT
Wordle 760 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had a meltdown, I paid dearly.  |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 19, 2023 15:01:19 GMT
So Crank’s been on Hilary Briss’ special stuff? I had to Google that |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2023 15:08:50 GMT
I like to think Crank only drinks Tennent's Lager. Give him some credit, he’s probably drinking the elite beer that’s all the rage around Italy. Tennent’s Super. Well corrected from Extra. |
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