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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 24, 2023 16:56:19 GMT
At a doll store
Man: "Do you work here?"
Lady: "Yes!"
"I need to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter. How much are they?"
"Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $395.00."
"Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive than the others?"
"It's obvious! Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, Ken's boat and Ken's furniture"
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 24, 2023 16:57:52 GMT
The eight lifestyle changes that could extend your life: Eat well. Avoid cigarettes. Get a good night’s sleep. Be physically active. Manage stress. Avoid binge drinking. Be free from opioid addiction. Have positive social relationships. You lot are screwed. I'm on 5/8 3/8 I'm assuming cocaine use is OK, right? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 24, 2023 17:02:15 GMT
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...
Followed by Batman.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 24, 2023 17:05:45 GMT
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. Is there a thumbs down button? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 24, 2023 17:12:39 GMT
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. Is there a thumbs down button? Thumb this! |
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 24, 2023 17:28:19 GMT
Is there a thumbs down button? Thumb this! That's more consent than Kevin Spacey would need to take advantage. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 24, 2023 17:34:58 GMT
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. I'm stealing this. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 24, 2023 17:37:49 GMT
That link is definitely meatspin. There's only one way to settle this: Tebay. Bring an umbrella. Shap has 1,620 mm of rain. Tebay has more than Brum and Kirkcaldy combined. I also believe Kirkcaldy is full of sons and daughters of the manse. Granite faced sour Presbyterians. Disapproving of everything. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 24, 2023 17:39:21 GMT
That link is definitely meatspin. There's only one way to settle this: Tebay. Bring an umbrella. I also believe Kirkcaldy is full of sons and daughters of the manse. Granite faced sour Presbyterians. Disapproving of everything. Hi! |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 24, 2023 17:40:08 GMT
The eight lifestyle changes that could extend your life: Eat well. Avoid cigarettes. Get a good night’s sleep. Be physically active. Manage stress. Avoid binge drinking. Be free from opioid addiction. Have positive social relationships. You lot are screwed. I'm on 5/8 5/8 (that I'm failing at). This place counts as a positive social relationship, right? |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2023 18:30:30 GMT
Failing at either 4 or 5. I'm currently pondering whether any of my social relationships are positive
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2023 18:31:59 GMT
It's a good job I don't smoke or have an opioid addiction
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 24, 2023 18:53:08 GMT
It's a good job I don't smoke or have an opioid addiction Just tobacco addiction and smoking opioids? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 24, 2023 19:11:24 GMT
Barbie really funny, there was one scene where the feminist message was sledgehammered mainly because it went on too long, still a good film though. 4*
I can see how it would wind up certain groups.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 24, 2023 19:13:41 GMT
Barbie really funny, there was one scene where the feminist message was sledgehammered mainly because it went on too long, still a good film though. 4* I can see how it would wind up certain groups. Clockwork Shenguins are normally self-winding. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 24, 2023 19:17:05 GMT
I also believe Kirkcaldy is full of sons and daughters of the manse. Granite faced sour Presbyterians. Disapproving of everything. Hi! Granite faced sour Presbyterians is the worst Haribo flavour. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 24, 2023 19:33:40 GMT
I've been watching 'Code Blue Cam' on Youtube. Shenguin's really putting on a show tonight. 4* |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 24, 2023 19:46:12 GMT
Shenguin gets a lot of shout-outs here, he must be popular.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2023 20:14:18 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 24, 2023 20:35:46 GMT
'Eat well' means eat loads of delicious food, right?
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 24, 2023 21:06:01 GMT
I'm still at work.
Actual work, not whatever Tids is talking about.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 24, 2023 21:11:33 GMT
I'm still at work. Actual work, not whatever Tids is talking about. Take my money. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 24, 2023 21:18:36 GMT
Ooof, finished at 07:00. Shenguin is working for us all then?
Also were you in the scas IT problems or are you different NHS areas?
I feel the late great chumbles would have still got through the bureaucracy even if they had no IT.
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Post by Destry on Jul 24, 2023 22:16:58 GMT
John Woo with JCVD in Hard Target.
Complete bollocks.
4 stars.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 24, 2023 22:25:52 GMT
I also eat well from a technical standpoint. Minimal dribbling.
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