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Post by lazybones on Jul 29, 2023 12:56:33 GMT
Dressed in Lincoln Green-o.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2023 13:00:11 GMT
I don't need a will, as I plan to be the last human left alive. One man and his spreadsheet - you could pitch that idea to Hollywood.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 29, 2023 13:03:44 GMT
Green Lantern Eva Green
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2023 13:19:09 GMT
Wordle 770 6/6
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2023 13:21:23 GMT
A good save there from the Crankmeister.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2023 14:26:28 GMT
Making this for dinner tonight, I used chestnut mushrooms instead of oyster and Conchiglie pasta. Highly recommended. 4* <edit>The only things that are really necessary are the fennel, chilli flakes and cream. One-tray pork and mushroom pasta
Thereβs no mistake here: the dry pasta really does go into the sauce uncooked; just be sure to stir it in well, so it cooks evenly. Paccheri are wide pasta tubes that are sold in some supermarkets; failing that, try a good Italian deli. If you canβt find paccheri, use tortiglioni or rigatoni instead.
Prep 25 min Cook 1 hr 50 min Serves 6
1 litre chicken stock 30g dried porcini 750g pork mince 350g Cumberland sausages (about 5 sausages), casings discarded 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 3 tbsp tomato paste β
tsp chilli flakes 1 tbsp fennel seeds, roughly crushed 15g sage leaves, roughly chopped 75ml olive oil 60g parmesan, finely grated, plus extra shavings to sprinkle on top Salt and black pepper 3 celery stalks, (180g), roughly chopped 1 onion, peeled and roughly chopped 4 garlic cloves, peeled and roughly chopped 500g oyster mushrooms, left whole or roughly torn into large pieces 100ml double cream 250g paccheri 70g rocket
For the caper salsa
35g capers, roughly chopped 15g parsley, finely chopped 1 lemon, zest finely grated, to get 1Β½ tsp, and juiced, to get 1Β½ tbsp 3 tbsp olive oil
Heat the oven to 240C (220C fan)/465F/gas 9. Put the stock and porcini in a saucepan, bring to a boil, then turn off the heat and leave to cool slightly.
Mix the mince, sausage meat, Worcestershire sauce, tomato paste, chilli, fennel, sage, three tablespoons of oil, half the parmesan, one and three-quarters teaspoon of salt and plenty of pepper in a large roasting tray, about 32cm x 26cm. Blitz the celery, onion and garlic in a food processor until finely chopped, then tip into the tray and mix together. Bake on the middle shelf of the oven for 30 minutes, until golden brown and sizzling, then turn down the heat to 200C (180C fan)/390F/gas 6.
Use a fork to break apart the meat β you donβt want any big clumps β then stir in the oyster mushrooms, the stock and porcini, cream, pasta and remaining two tablespoons of oil. Stir the pasta into the sauce, pushing as much of it under the surface as possible (you might not be able to submerge it all). Return to the oven for 45 minutes, stirring the pasta twice in that time: make sure you stir it all into the sauce, to wet it all over, which will help prevent it going too brown.
Meanwhile, make the salsa by combining all ingredients in a small bowl with a good grind of pepper.
Stir the rocket and remaining grated parmesan through the pasta, then spoon the salsa over the top and leave to cool for 10 minutes before serving with a sprinkling of parmesan shavings.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2023 14:32:48 GMT
We'll need to see pictures of that later.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 29, 2023 15:17:24 GMT
We'll need to see pictures of that later. Pictures of that, or pictures of *that*?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2023 15:57:49 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2023 15:57:52 GMT
I'm using a curry kit. "The spice taylor classic butter chicken"
Smells amazing
{Edit}I know there's a snobbery when you don't grind your own spices etc but that was amazing. Highly recommend.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 29, 2023 16:36:36 GMT
Who is hooting about what now? Today was my tuesday, people should be locked up and not allowed free will or personal freedom.
Also crack induced psychosis is a reasonable excuse in the morning for calling the poor the night before.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2023 16:40:56 GMT
I'm using a curry kit. "The spice taylor classic butter chicken" Smells amazing {Edit}I know there's a snobbery when you don't grind your own spices etc but that was amazing. Highly recommend. The beauty of curry kits is that the spices are measured out, we used "The Spicery" for a bit, so you don't buy various jars of things, use a little bit and throw the rest away 5 years later.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 29, 2023 17:12:07 GMT
Today was my tuesday, people should be locked up and not allowed free will or personal freedom. That escalated quickly.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2023 17:12:30 GMT
Instead of "What do you do with a drunken sailor" my son's school sings "What do you do with a grumpy pirate".
This country...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2023 17:14:05 GMT
Who is hooting about what now? Today was my tuesday, people should be locked up and not allowed free will or personal freedom. Also crack induced psychosis is a reasonable excuse in the morning for calling the poor the night before. I love to smoke crack and berate poor people on the phone.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 29, 2023 17:16:18 GMT
Technically i don't think butter is a spice.
Spice kits can be pretty good. Some of them are overpriced though for what they contain. There's some South Asian supermarkets and a Wing Yip in Brum. You can buy enormous quantities of fresh or ground spices pretty cheap.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 29, 2023 17:17:36 GMT
Instead of "What do you do with a drunken sailor" my son's school sings "What do you do with a grumpy pirate". This country... My sons school sings Drunken Sailor. It must just be you woke northerners
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2023 17:39:06 GMT
I always thought it was "...the drunken sailor", it seems I was wrong.
Learn something new every day.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2023 17:55:25 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2023 17:56:11 GMT
Instead of "What do you do with a drunken sailor" my son's school sings "What do you do with a grumpy pirate". This country... My sons school sings Drunken Sailor. It must just be you woke northerners If they pull any of that participation trophy shit he's moving school.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 29, 2023 18:17:49 GMT
My sons school sings Drunken Sailor. It must just be you woke northerners If they pull any of that participation trophy shit he's moving school. Last week said drunken sailors were wanted for abh. Got one not sure about the other, think he had a bad room service in the morning.
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Post by Destry on Jul 29, 2023 18:21:48 GMT
Instead of "What do you do with a drunken sailor" my son's school sings "What do you do with a grumpy pirate". This country... Hmmm...makes you wonder how they deal with some of the other lines... Shave his belly with a rusty razor Put him in a long boat till he's sober Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe on him, or Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
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Post by Faceless on Jul 29, 2023 18:45:55 GMT
I'm about to start watching The Bear. I've already decided it's overrated
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Post by Faceless on Jul 29, 2023 18:59:43 GMT
I made it 13 minutes into episode 1. Think that's enough for me
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2023 19:01:44 GMT
I made it 13 minutes into episode 1. Think that's enough for me Always give a series 2 episodes, unless you don't want to.
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