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Post by sandybahookie on Aug 7, 2023 12:48:11 GMT
Thats me backstage mucking about with the bad guys CGI weapon staff thing when they werent watching, they used the inside to store a whole bunch of stuff. Attachments:
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 7, 2023 12:52:00 GMT
Nerds.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 7, 2023 13:41:18 GMT
sandybahookieWe looked in that window! I was admiring the barts beanies. You do mail order so that's the new winter bunnet sorted. OttM. Just been out on the bikes with the child. Didn't go too far, but actually getting her out on it was an achievement. Been a pish summer post school break up for getting out on them. #fairweathercyclist
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 7, 2023 13:47:08 GMT
A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane, and he really wants her to notice him, but she shows no interest.
The lawyer is not used to being rejected, so he says:
"Let's play a game. We go back and forth and ask each other questions, and if you don't know the answer, you give the person $5."
The blonde isn't interested, and she declines.
After 20 minutes of silence, the lawyer says:
"Ok, let's play the same game, but if you miss a question, you give me $5. If I miss a question, I give you $300."
The blonde is intrigued by the money, so she agrees.
The lawyer smiles and asks her:
"What's the weight of the moon?"
The blonde says, "I don't know," and gives him the $5
Then she asks him:
"What goes up with two legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer doesn't know the answer to the question but does not want to admit it, so he spends the rest of the flight trying to figure it out. During this time, the blonde naps in peace. When the plane lands, the lawyer hands the blonde the $300.
As they're getting off the plane, the lawyer runs up to her and says:
"Please, what's the answer to the question?"
The blonde smiles, hands him $5, and calmly walks away.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 14:01:25 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 14:11:26 GMT
It's what happens if you play le roulé with safety
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Post by lazybones on Aug 7, 2023 14:16:41 GMT
Is the essence of the joke that it is the lawyer himself who has ‘three legs’? i.e. two standard legs and one tumescing penis?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 7, 2023 14:21:36 GMT
Is the essence of the joke that it is the lawyer himself who has ‘three legs’? i.e. two standard legs and one tumescing penis? Not at all. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 7, 2023 14:47:04 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 7, 2023 14:58:46 GMT
No, it isn't. It reflects poorly on the Granadiun that they chose to report on this death at all, clearly motivated because of the vaguely comic air lent to it by the cheese. Italy has a relatively poor record on workplace safety, with over 1,000 deaths per year. To report on just this one is bordering on tasteless, and lacks respect and compassion for the ill-fetad victim and his family, especially as the Granadiun fail to contextualise it with Italy's poor approach to health and safety. Briexit now! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 15:16:08 GMT
No, it isn't. It reflects poorly on the Granadiun that they chose to report on this death at all, clearly motivated because of the vaguely comic air lent to it by the cheese. Italy has a relatively poor record on workplace safety, with over 1,000 deaths per year. To report on just this one is bordering on tasteless, and lacks respect and compassion for the ill-fetad victim and his family, especially as the Granadiun fail to contextualise it with Italy's poor approach to health and safety. Briexit now! That's a laboured joke. Babyfarkesque |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 15:17:57 GMT
That is not a criticism. Just an observation.
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Post by sandybahookie on Aug 7, 2023 15:48:46 GMT
sandybahookie We looked in that window! I was admiring the barts beanies. You do mail order so that's the new winter bunnet sorted. OttM. Just been out on the bikes with the child. Didn't go too far, but actually getting her out on it was an achievement. Been a pish summer post school break up for getting out on them. #fairweathercyclist Leave it a week or two, this years deliveries have just started to arrive and there will be a lot to choose from. I'll do you a code
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 7, 2023 16:35:14 GMT
No, it isn't. It reflects poorly on the Granadiun that they chose to report on this death at all, clearly motivated because of the vaguely comic air lent to it by the cheese. Italy has a relatively poor record on workplace safety, with over 1,000 deaths per year. To report on just this one is bordering on tasteless, and lacks respect and compassion for the ill-fetad victim and his family, especially as the Granadiun fail to contextualise it with Italy's poor approach to health and safety. Briexit now! That's a laboured joke. Babyfarkesque It was actually three laboured jokes. Four, if you count one of them twice. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 16:39:46 GMT
I am still in the office.
Doing a Shenguin <sad face>
I am going home now.
And I did leave early on Friday and will do so again tomorrow. So it is not all bad.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 16:55:29 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 7, 2023 17:02:59 GMT
No, it isn't. It reflects poorly on the Granadiun that they chose to report on this death at all, clearly motivated because of the vaguely comic air lent to it by the cheese. Italy has a relatively poor record on workplace safety, with over 1,000 deaths per year. To report on just this one is bordering on tasteless, and lacks respect and compassion for the ill-fetad victim and his family, especially as the Granadiun fail to contextualise it with Italy's poor approach to health and safety. Briexit now! It's emmental how Italy doesn't give edam about health and safety. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 17:19:00 GMT
William Friedkin has been exorcised.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 7, 2023 17:48:59 GMT
William Friedkin has been exorcised. Hmmmmm.....William FriedKins....drool.. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 7, 2023 18:09:44 GMT
It is the plot of the Graham Greene story A Shocking Accident. But with cheese rather than a pig. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 7, 2023 18:39:17 GMT
Leave it a week or two, this years deliveries have just started to arrive and there will be a lot to choose from.I'll do you a code 10% added to the price? |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 7, 2023 19:38:36 GMT
.. Something... Something.. Gianfranco (gorgon)Zola...
*blows brains out*
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Post by Destry on Aug 7, 2023 21:43:44 GMT
...and took the 'box with him. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 7, 2023 21:49:09 GMT
There's 4 cop cars outside Tids Towers. I didn't do nuffink.
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Post by amipal on Aug 7, 2023 21:55:03 GMT
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