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Post by Shenguin on Aug 13, 2023 14:17:40 GMT
Filth
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Post by lazybones on Aug 13, 2023 14:41:39 GMT
I miss the good old days of DOS. Made me feel cleverish. CHKDSK was my favourite. MS DOS Shell 👌 |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2023 14:56:58 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 13, 2023 14:58:15 GMT
Are we opening a book on whether Shenguin gets sucked into the Matrix? He's going to get sucked into his recovery partition when he borks the registry again |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2023 15:01:22 GMT
I've just lost another bit of tooth (same tooth). I'll have to get the pliers out.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 13, 2023 15:04:07 GMT
I'm making braised mince for dinner.
I'll make yours a smoothie
{Edit} I'm getting root canal in a couple of months. Let's see how 'hilarious' I find this then.
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Post by amipal on Aug 13, 2023 15:51:05 GMT
MSDOS and the associated shell are wank. Just, really bad.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 13, 2023 15:59:30 GMT
Calm down Amipal.
Oh, hang on.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2023 16:18:00 GMT
Kane knows all about bad teeth, don't you Kane?
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2023 16:58:09 GMT
I am drunk. Are you drunk?
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2023 18:13:23 GMT
I'll take that as maybe
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2023 18:13:54 GMT
I'll take that as maybe
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Post by lazybones on Aug 13, 2023 18:39:48 GMT
I had two drinks in a pub, and felt great. Then I consumed two thirds of a cannabis cigarette and some ‘La Chouffe’. I might drink more La Chouffe. I’m not drunk, really. Drunk on the Countryfile weather forecast.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 19:00:42 GMT
I'm drunk on God's love.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 19:01:00 GMT
And McGuigan Shiraz.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 13, 2023 19:10:22 GMT
All these drunks on a school night. 4*
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 19:11:10 GMT
Hi
Had a lie in, ate a bacon sandwich for brunch, then spent the whole day doing work in the garden. Managed to get three of the new fence panels in (with the PMs help), did one of the hedges and sawed down some of my lilac tree. Really aching now, in the shoulders mostly. I'm glad I'm a weedy office boy, this manual work is a killer.
Really should eat something now to soak up some of the grog. Got some leftover pulled pork I might have. Chuck a few glugs of cholula hot sauce on, few crunchy spring onions and voila!
OTTM, all three insect bites from Friday are now a mound of multiple blisters on each bite. They have been weeping liquid all day. Just put some savalon on. RIP Tuffers.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 13, 2023 19:15:16 GMT
Savalon is the Pref.Mams. cure for everything.
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Post by Destry on Aug 13, 2023 19:34:26 GMT
Savlon * shirley?
* It's no Germolene.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2023 19:35:12 GMT
All three 'insect' bites from Friday are now a mound of multiple blisters on each bollock. They have been weeping liquid all day. Just put some savalon on. RIP Tuffers. You see Tuffers, that's what happens when you drink from the cuppeth of love. |
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Post by Destry on Aug 13, 2023 19:35:37 GMT
Savaloy is Tuffers cure for everything. Oi! Oi! |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 19:55:40 GMT
Now I really want a savaloy.
My local chippy hasn't done them for yonks. Goddam wokies cancelled them no doubt.
Hmmmmm... savaloy, chips, curry sauce, lashings of salt n vinegar.... Drool...
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2023 19:58:29 GMT
Now I really want a savaloy. My local chippy hasn't done them for yonks. Goddam wokies cancelled them no doubt. Hmmmmm... savaloy, chips, curry sauce, lashings of salt n vinegar.... Drool... Now I want one. Has anyone invented the Kebabaloy yet? Could be a winner. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 20:00:51 GMT
Savalon is the Pref.Mams. cure for everything. I might try rubbing some into my bald spot* and slap head. *it's much too big to be a spot. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2023 20:02:18 GMT
Now I really want a savaloy. My local chippy hasn't done them for yonks. Goddam wokies cancelled them no doubt. Hmmmmm... savaloy, chips, curry sauce, lashings of salt n vinegar.... Drool... Now I want one. Has anyone invented the Kebabaloy yet? Could be a winner. I guess you could put some sort of casing around a kofte kebab and then chuck it in the deep fat fryer? |
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