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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 16, 2023 18:30:05 GMT
Wedges instead of Roasties?!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 16, 2023 19:11:43 GMT
A 60 year millionaire is getting married. His friends are jealous and one of them ask how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty...
"Simple", grins the millionaire.
" I faked my age".
His friends are really amazed and ask him what age he told her...
he replies: " I said i was 87"
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Post by Destry on Sept 16, 2023 19:14:23 GMT
Hello
I have partaken of alcohol . Lots of alcohol.
Whilst out drinking I received a text from my (younger) brother wishing me a happy birthday. He then followed this up with news that he had been diagnosed with secondary bone cancer (after his previous prostate cancer diagnosis) and, further, has had a catheter fitted for urinology complications.
Happy fucking birthday.
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Post by Destry on Sept 16, 2023 20:15:32 GMT
Killed it.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 16, 2023 20:15:53 GMT
Fucks sake Destry.
Sorry man.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 20:18:03 GMT
Destry
That's awful. Sorry to hear that.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 16, 2023 20:21:32 GMT
Sorry to hear that Destry
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 16, 2023 20:21:35 GMT
Wedges instead of Roasties?! Crank is a deviant, who must be stopped. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2023 20:25:02 GMT
Awwwright?
Top, middle or bottom? What is a hot spot not?
Today I mowed one of the lawns and then went to Morrisons to fill the hoose with foods and boozes. That was it. Rock n roll.
OTTM, The cat is erm, under the weather today. I'm getting the blame for giving him some lamb tikka (a small piece cut into small pieces) last night. Ridiculous accusations. I mean, they eat flies, daddy long legs, birds, mice etc A nice bit of lamb tikka is not to blame.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2023 20:28:28 GMT
Ah balls, sorry about your brother Destry.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 20:30:15 GMT
Watford was too hot and we lost.
It was unpleasantly humid by the end of the game sticky.
Also we conceded twice in injury time. This was annoying and unnecessary.
We didn’t create much in the game, but nor did they. Until the late red card we had the better chances.
I was not amused by the ref. He was awful. Booked 7 of our players to 1 of their's, including our red card.The foul count was 17-16. I am saying he showed a clear bias in the way he treated fouls. Because he did.
Still we always lose at Watford. Onwards and up (north) to Preston on Tuesday. We usually lose there as well.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2023 20:37:09 GMT
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:08:23 GMT
I've never liked Elton fucking John's music either.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:28:47 GMT
I'm not even angry with Tuffers. Just disappointed.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:29:01 GMT
And angry.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:29:25 GMT
Time for beer.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2023 21:29:33 GMT
Can you feel Ndlovu tonight
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:32:15 GMT
You can shove your song where the sun don't shine.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2023 21:40:46 GMT
Saturday Night's Alright for being rude to Tuffers.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 16, 2023 21:41:20 GMT
Sorry to hear this grim news Destry |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 16, 2023 21:52:00 GMT
That's sad news Destry, sorry to hear it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 16, 2023 22:42:55 GMT
I've never liked Elton fucking John's music either.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 16, 2023 22:43:59 GMT
I can't stand John Elton either, just had that gif on standby.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 16, 2023 23:04:10 GMT
hi
I was in Brighton today. I think I must have been quite drunk. I probably still am. Had a large espresso later in the evening, that had me saucer-eyed but physically, I think, still pretty drunk.
I think a close friend of mine has me down as having lost my moral compass because I’m unwilling to condemn. I’m unwiling to condemn … people. The pm has levelled a similar allegation at me. Actually my sister has too. Why won’t I condemn people they disagree with? I think I take a Lieutenant Columbo approach (in terms of body language) - holding a half-lit panatella and trying to play down any undue emotional reaction to a contentious issue.
Pretty drunk. Not sure I should be conscious. It’s ok I think.
Why has morality become condemning someone else?
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 17, 2023 0:01:08 GMT
The question is who are you unwilling to condemn?
Without knowing this it is difficult to judge and condemn you accurately.
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