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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 18, 2023 12:50:51 GMT
Bear Grylls would not lie.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 18, 2023 12:51:20 GMT
I've been reading up on Bear Grylls' advice on how to survive a dog attack. It boils down to this:- One dog: Gouge it's eyes out or smash the back of it's skull in. Pack of dogs: Leg it up the nearest tree. Handy info. I thought you were supposed to shove something, like a thumb maybe, up it's butt hole. Unless I've got my animals mixed up. |
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Post by scubar on Sept 18, 2023 12:54:53 GMT
Bear Grylls would not lie. Except about staying in hotels rather than camping. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 18, 2023 13:03:53 GMT
Also, meat and potato pie for lunch.
Boil em, mash em, put em in a pie!
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 18, 2023 13:09:42 GMT
Bear Grylls would not lie. Except about staying in hotels rather than camping. Ah, but he didn't lie. He was grassed up and he apologised for being grassed up. In any case, should a dog attempt to attack him, he would be much safer in his hotel room* scoffing Doritos than in a tent. Common sense.
*this assumes that the dog is outside the hotel.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 18, 2023 13:22:35 GMT
Except about staying in hotels rather than camping. Ah, but he didn't lie. He was grassed up and he apologised for being grassed up. In any case, should a dog attempt to attack him, he would be much safer in his hotel room* scoffing Doritos than in a tent. Common sense. *this assumes that the dog is outside the hotel.
And he "foraged" Lazy's veg box. |
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Post by lazybones on Sept 18, 2023 13:45:15 GMT
A dog has tiny feet. It can be easily unbalanced.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 18, 2023 13:46:27 GMT
There’s nothing to fear with a dog, other than its slavering jaws and low cunning.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 18, 2023 13:47:39 GMT
Bear did mention something about lifting it's rear legs up. He did not expand on what to do after you'd picked up it's rear legs. Walk it like a wheelbarrow maybe?
[EDIT] Kick it in the balls, that'll be it.
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Post by whatalark on Sept 18, 2023 14:32:11 GMT
Someone told me to pull the front legs apart and it ruptures the heart. Mind you it could have been the same fella who told me I should give my dog a wank to stop it from doing the old leggy thing. I was mighty suspicious of him after that advise.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 18, 2023 14:38:24 GMT
Bear did mention something about lifting it's rear legs up. He did not expand on what to do after you'd picked up it's rear legs. Walk it like a wheelbarrow maybe?
[EDIT] Kick it in the balls, that'll be it.
I saw. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 18, 2023 14:51:15 GMT
Bear did mention something about lifting it's rear legs up. He did not expand on what to do after you'd picked up it's rear legs. Walk it like a wheelbarrow maybe?
[EDIT] Kick it in the balls, that'll be it.
I saw. What did you see Bones? |
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Post by lazybones on Sept 18, 2023 14:51:47 GMT
My lips are sealed.
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Post by Destry on Sept 18, 2023 15:01:56 GMT
I've been reading up on Bear Grylls' advice on how to survive a dog attack. It boils down to this:- One dog: Gouge it's eyes out or smash the back of it's skull in. Pack of dogs: Leg it up the nearest tree. Handy info. Good luck doing that with an XL Bully. You try it first and let us know how you get on. Best just to hand over your lunch money and be done with it. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 18, 2023 15:04:12 GMT
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 18, 2023 15:09:24 GMT
pork belly strips have just gone in t'oven, with beef stock and onion for a good 3 hours simmering..... given my choice i'd do 'em dry, but PM likes 'em slimy. wierdo.
She's also not talking to me for some reason.... maybe i'll have another drink and fire up Rimfield.
OTTM. Bit wet out.... thundery lightning and all sorts.
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 18, 2023 15:10:19 GMT
That's a big-ass onion!
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 18, 2023 16:35:48 GMT
Having a bash at this: Crema Catalana
Creme Brulee is probably my favourite dessert. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 18, 2023 16:43:49 GMT
There’s nothing to fear with a dog, other than its slavering jaws and low cunning. A dog or Shenguin at last orders? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 18, 2023 16:45:23 GMT
Kane was in the band 'Creme Brulee', he was Les McQueen.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 18, 2023 16:58:34 GMT
I'm two days into a three week break from the booze
The hardest thing so far has been the not drinking part
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Post by Faceless on Sept 18, 2023 16:59:04 GMT
Other than that it's been pretty easy
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 18, 2023 17:17:30 GMT
I'm two days into a three week break from the booze The hardest thing so far has been the not drinking part 3 weeks seems a long time to start off, why not try 2 days first and build up? |
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Post by scubar on Sept 18, 2023 17:41:32 GMT
Kane was in the band 'Creme Brulee', he was Les McQueen. It’s a shit business. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 18, 2023 17:47:50 GMT
I'm two days into a three week break from the booze The hardest thing so far has been the not drinking part 3 weeks seems a long time to start off, why not try 2 days first and build up? Felice there, misspelling "hours". |
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