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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 10, 2023 17:29:59 GMT
I see Tids has frightened off Holly Willoughby. No doubt sent her serial killer links.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 10, 2023 19:09:14 GMT
Quiet in here today
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Post by Faceless on Oct 10, 2023 19:09:29 GMT
It's an improvement
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 10, 2023 19:37:04 GMT
Like your new face.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 10, 2023 20:42:03 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 10, 2023 20:46:07 GMT
On the way to a conference, a revered scientist is talking to his chauffeur
The driver asks him:
"–Boss, I've driven you around the country for over 10 years. I've listened to your talks, hundreds of times. I am pretty sure I know everything by heart now. Would you like to make a bet?
—What kind of bet?
—We look alike. You've never talked in this city. I bet I could do the talk instead of you without nobody noticing. And if I succeed you'll pay me double for the trip. If I don't, this one's for free."
Bored and with nothing better to do, the scientist ends up agreeing, believing the chauffeur didn't stand a chance.
They switch clothes at a reststop and once they arrive, the driver goes to the stand while the scientist sits in the audience.
Miraculously, the chauffeur delivers the talk in an almost perfect way. No one seems to notice.
At the end, a mic is passed around through the audience for some questions, and the driver answers them all correctly, until a young professor poses a question he has never heard before. He has no idea what the answer is. He freezes before scratching his head, taking a deep breath and saying:
"Dear colleague, I don't mean to offend you, but that question is so insultingly easy, that I will let my chauffeur in the audience answer it for me."
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Post by amipal on Oct 10, 2023 20:46:43 GMT
Evening all!
What have I missed?
I have now done my two days in the office for the week. Thank the lords of Kobol that that’s over.
TVblog: I’m on day four of my seven-day free-trial with Paramount+. I’m making good headway with s4 of Lower Decks and the first series of Strange New Worlds… but I’m not sure I’ll get through both series of the latter in the time allotted.
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Post by amipal on Oct 10, 2023 23:44:10 GMT
Killed it, and not a minute too soon.
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