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Post by crankcaller on Oct 17, 2023 15:26:07 GMT
Whatalark's a grass?
Fucks sake.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 17, 2023 15:31:53 GMT
I have never had armed police smash down the door of a toilet when I've been drinking whisky in there. On the other hand, I don't usually lock the door. You close the door? |
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Post by gongfarmer on Oct 17, 2023 15:33:53 GMT
I was once woken by loud banging in the early hours and found numerous police at my door with one of those battering ram things ready to break my door down. Not sure if they had the wrong flat number or the person who they were looking for had moved. I talked them into believing me that I wasn't the person they wanted and they left. It was a bit scary and I probably didn't get back to sleep. An enforcer, at least that's what they used to be called. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Enforcer (also known informally as a "Rammit", "the Sam",[1] "Donker", "Sam", "Bosher", and "the big red key") is the term given to a specially designed manual battering ram manufactured by Sigma Security Devices Ltd ........ also sounds like the rollcall of names of the doormen at yer local sleazy nightclub (tm) |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 17, 2023 15:35:01 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 17, 2023 16:30:51 GMT
Composite doors need different toys, fire do good at getting in places with the bits for cutting cars to pieces.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 17, 2023 16:37:45 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 17, 2023 16:50:22 GMT
Remote meetings where everyone is represented by their AI replacement will be surprisingly popular at Daky's company.
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 17, 2023 17:51:32 GMT
I thought everyone here was an AI, does that mean we're not?
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 17, 2023 18:13:15 GMT
Not everyone here qualifies for the I bit of AI.
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Post by Destry on Oct 17, 2023 18:33:25 GMT
Geordies pronounce it "Wey aye"
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 17, 2023 19:11:31 GMT
Not everyone here qualifies for the I bit of AI. I burnt my hand getting dinner (for a child which isn't mine) out of the oven earlier. Wish I'd had Felice's cookbook. |
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Post by amipal on Oct 17, 2023 21:29:58 GMT
Geordies pronounce it "Wey aye" Isn’t that the name of that exiled Chinese artist? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 17, 2023 21:49:59 GMT
Gaming night went badly.
Police raids? My old neighbour was arrested, I expect for selling drugs. My aunt's pub had a room taken over by the police too to catch the drug trade on camera in the alley nearby.
I also have the rare joy of being involved in two armed stand offs, once when a nutter came into my college to point a gun at his ex- girlfriend and another time when a gunmen was arrested on my street and the armed police ordered me inside (and turned off everyone's phone signal so I couldn't call into work). I had a sniper positioned outside my house for that one.
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Post by Destry on Oct 17, 2023 21:52:16 GMT
Geordies pronounce it "Wey aye" Isn’t that the name of that exiled Chinese artist? No, that's the Chinese multinational technology corporation headquartered in Shenzhen, Guangdong specialising in consumer electronics, smart devices and other spy technologies designed to bring down the west. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 17, 2023 21:52:55 GMT
My, what an exciting life you lot live.
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Post by Destry on Oct 17, 2023 21:57:55 GMT
Or else the 50th state of the U S of A.
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Post by Destry on Oct 17, 2023 22:11:41 GMT
My, what an exciting life you lot live. Not me. * * I can't speak for my alter ego |
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