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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 15, 2023 12:20:01 GMT
Chips? Sounds delicious
I've been busy watching epic fail videos on Facebook. Top banana
Gams - starteed Witcher 3 for the third or fourth time. Got into a bit of a barny with some lads outside the pub but wasn't allowed to punch them for some reason. Eventually they all got kicked by my hoarse and took a knee. Top banana
Also some Monster Hunter World. Smashed various.
Planning on doing up some Dragones Dogma from a new start for the third or fourth time. going for being a big Hamer smasher
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 12:20:01 GMT
Ben Bradshawshank Redemption
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2023 12:20:51 GMT
Hello! TV: Wheel Of FortuneTime S2 - it’s alright, not entirely sure what’s going on, and it might all be bollocks anyway. I should maybe try to read the books again, but I remember the first one being a slog and not bothering with the rest. I quite enjoyed the first book. It was basically Lord of the Rings fan fiction. I read the next two after that though and they were awful You stopped before the spanking books. It's a very odd feature of WoT. It's very clear Jordan lost his way writing the books. What started out as a grand narrative for a few books splurged out into multiple novels with very little 'progress' towards any sort of end. What he really needed was a good editor and a bin for the typescripts. I don't think his world was particularly coherent. This was largely to do with the inordinate amount of material. The TV series is better. Shorter. It also looks quite attractive. Not convinced it is good. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 12:23:15 GMT
The Lord will smite down these spawn of Satan. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 12:30:24 GMT
Wordle 909 4/6
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Dirty great yarblockos.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2023 13:17:12 GMT
Wordle 909 4/6
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 15, 2023 13:22:55 GMT
I am still drunk from last night, Mamifere Prefere is a bit furious but pretending not to be.
I am in a precarious survival situation.
I managed to keep an asparagus cup o soup down for the last 20 mins. I think the inevitable crash is inbound. need thoughts and prayers, send help
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2023 13:36:52 GMT
I am still drunk from last night, Mamifere Prefere is a bit furious but pretending not to be. I am in a precarious survival situation. I managed to keep an asparagus cup o soup down for the last 20 mins. I think the inevitable crash is inbound. need thoughts and prayers, send help You need to refuel. It's the only way Ideally just enough to take the edge off, rather than fueled for death |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2023 13:50:59 GMT
I've never had a McFlurry.
I went to a thing at the kids school this morning. The wording in the email was very ambiguous I thought.
I turned up about 9.45. it was an open classroom thing.
Apparently it was from 9.30am till 10.00am. Not very open really. The wording made it sound like "hey turn up between 9.30 and 10"
The PM will not agree. She will not pretend to not be annoyed.
The child will inform her mother.
She's yet to learn to keep her gob shut.
I haven't asked her to keep shtum as she'll take that as a definite invite to grass me up.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 14:14:15 GMT
RIP Zak Dingle.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2023 14:40:29 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2023 14:45:35 GMT
Last night was my first ever McFlurry. It tasted good, but I assume they're made from something mechanically reclaimed.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 14:55:21 GMT
Mrs T has returned from shopping. She has bought some Xmas presents for my mother, packaged them and posted them to her. This action was not authorised by me.
I've also seen the leather gloves, which are badly made Chinese ones. "Inner - leather, Outer - Cashmere" these assholes broadly claim.
Many murders will be committed this festive season.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2023 15:02:00 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2023 15:08:03 GMT
A fair few years ago there was a murder in the McDonalds near me. A guy got sacked and went back and stabbed his boss to death. The rumour at the time was he was sacked for wanking into the mcflurry mix. No idea if it's true, but it's definitely true
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2023 15:09:24 GMT
I heard after he got out of prison he went to work in a McDonalds somewhere in Scotland. Not sure whereabouts, one of those places that isn't Glasgow, Edinburgh, or Loch Ness
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 15:29:50 GMT
A fair few years ago there was a murder in the McDonalds near me. A guy got sacked and went back and stabbed his boss to death. The rumour at the time was he was sacked for wanking into the mcflurry mix. No idea if it's true, but it's definitely true Classic Shenguin. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 15:33:57 GMT
I have one of M&S's new 'The Fiery Hot Chicken Tikka Masala' in the fridge for tea later. 5 chilli rating and made with Naga chillies.
I had a good innings.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 15:35:26 GMT
The other pair of gloves are 'Touch Screen' ones from China. Good for "Driving, jogging and cycling". Useless to a man of peak physical fitness like me.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 15:42:29 GMT
(Kevin Keegan voice)
I would LOVE IT, LOVE IT, if that sub human scum liar piece of shit Piers Morgan finally gets his comeuppance.
Mr Tiddles - he would make a great debut assignment for your new gloves.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 15, 2023 16:30:02 GMT
Which shop was that? Asking for a friend. It’s Scribblr, BabyfarkmcGeezak. What does it say about humanity? A time for giving. Not for effing. And jeffing. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 15, 2023 16:32:46 GMT
I mean effing and jeffing’s fine, but … expressing love for your co-human being, with insults and rudery. What a state of affairs.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2023 19:14:41 GMT
Christmas has officially started as the Pref.Mam. has opened the Quality Street tin.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 15, 2023 19:24:22 GMT
A wise man once said…. “Oh man”
Took dog to beach…. Wore the leather gloves. Toasty warm and comfy. Practical.
Might have had a brown ale or two, and needed a wee. Left dog with PM and scuttled to the beach road public bogs. Took gloves off as I went in obvs…. Vaguely aware of a bloke leaning on a fence nearby.
Picture the scene… it’s December… bogs are empty… long line of deserted urinals. Happy days.
Next thing, bloke from outside wanders in and stands at the urinal NEXT TO ME!
I made a very rapid exit.
Now I might be being a bit paranoid here, but so many things went against bog rules 101.
Be careful with those gloves guys….
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Post by Destry on Dec 15, 2023 19:26:46 GMT
Next thing, bloke from outside wanders in and stands at the urinal NEXT TO ME! Piss buddies. |
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