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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2023 19:50:38 GMT
A wise man once said…. “Oh man” Took dog to beach…. Wore the leather gloves. Toasty warm and comfy. Practical. Might have had a brown ale or two, and needed a wee. Left dog with PM and scuttled to the beach road public bogs. Took gloves off as I went in obvs…. Vaguely aware of a bloke leaning on a fence nearby. Picture the scene… it’s December… bogs are empty… long line of deserted urinals. Happy days. Next thing, bloke from outside wanders in and stands at the urinal NEXT TO ME! I made a very rapid exit. Now I might be being a bit paranoid here, but so many things went against bog rules 101. Be careful with those gloves guys…. I'm just lonely! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 15, 2023 20:06:03 GMT
New season of Reacher is on prime, YEEHAW!
that's my evening sorted.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 20:45:59 GMT
I have vetoed the leather gloves as they did not match the ones I found during forensic analysis. I now have a pair of suede ones coming tomorrow.
(I draw a lot of water in this town)
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 15, 2023 20:49:49 GMT
Watching epic fail videos on Youtube now. Lovely way to spend an evening.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2023 21:54:41 GMT
Series 2 of the Wheel of Time is indeed a big improvement on the first series.
I also watched the Ethan Hawke doomsday film on Netflix, it made a promising start but fell flat at the end.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 22:23:57 GMT
I also watched the Ethan Hawke doomsday film on Netflix, it made a promising start but fell flat at the end. Tuffers gets that a lot. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2023 22:35:34 GMT
oops...
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Post by amipal on Dec 16, 2023 0:45:05 GMT
A wise man once said…. “Oh man” Took dog to beach…. Wore the leather gloves. Toasty warm and comfy. Practical. Might have had a brown ale or two, and needed a wee. Left dog with PM and scuttled to the beach road public bogs. Took gloves off as I went in obvs…. Vaguely aware of a bloke leaning on a fence nearby. Picture the scene… it’s December… bogs are empty… long line of deserted urinals. Happy days. Next thing, bloke from outside wanders in and stands at the urinal NEXT TO ME! I made a very rapid exit. Now I might be being a bit paranoid here, but so many things went against bog rules 101. Be careful with those gloves guys…. Had something similar at the Theatre Royal in Brighton last weekend. I walked in, and in the row of three urinals, a bloke is using the centre one. No one else exited when I walked in. He’s clearly only just arrived too. Monstrous. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 16, 2023 1:57:08 GMT
A wise man once said…. “Oh man” Took dog to beach…. Wore the leather gloves. Toasty warm and comfy. Practical. Might have had a brown ale or two, and needed a wee. Left dog with PM and scuttled to the beach road public bogs. Took gloves off as I went in obvs…. Vaguely aware of a bloke leaning on a fence nearby. Picture the scene… it’s December… bogs are empty… long line of deserted urinals. Happy days. Next thing, bloke from outside wanders in and stands at the urinal NEXT TO ME! I made a very rapid exit. Now I might be being a bit paranoid here, but so many things went against bog rules 101. Be careful with those gloves guys…. Had something similar at the Theatre Royal in Brighton last weekend. I walked in, and in the row of three urinals, a bloke is using the centre one. No one else exited when I walked in. He’s clearly only just arrived too. Monstrous. What? That's perfectly normal. 3 urinals: Empty: Assert dominance by using middle one. Centre one in use already: Assert dominance by using an adjacent urinal. End one in use: Assert dominance by using the opposite end one. Any two in use: Assert dominance by using the unused urinal. All three in use: Assert dominance by pissing on the trousers of the biggest guy in the room. |
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