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Post by llamaman1991 on Jun 13, 2018 11:52:35 GMT
Anyhoo, cheese sandwich. And whatever you do do not click on the Guardian Culture main page right now. Morbid curiosity led me there. I'm not even angry about it. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 13, 2018 12:00:04 GMT
First time I tried to register they didn't like my username.
I'm working on it. I've got a goalkeeper, so that's a start.
Bear with me, this might take a while.
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Post by Conchord on Jun 13, 2018 12:03:04 GMT
Anyhoo, cheese sandwich. And whatever you do do not click on the Guardian Culture main page right now. What's wrong with all female Shakespeare? You daft sexist. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 13, 2018 12:03:30 GMT
Anyhoo, cheese sandwich. And whatever you do do not click on the Guardian Culture main page right now. Oh that? I saw it earlier and didn't give it another thought. I mean, the man's Bavarian, isn't he? |
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Post by Dr Sigmund McFraud on Jun 13, 2018 12:28:52 GMT
Baby why are you so frightened of the boaby? Is it your Swiss half?
It's just a photo of a cock. It's not being slapped in your face or anything.
I'm not suggesting you're repressed or anything but you do seem feart of them visually. Do you have a fear of snakes?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 13, 2018 12:32:13 GMT
Baby why are you so frightened of the boaby? Is it your Swiss half? It's just a photo of a cock. It's not being slapped in your face or anything. I'm not suggesting you're repressed or anything but you do seem feart of them visually. Do you have a fear of snakes? I am not afraid of a swinging penis, just wanted to give a friendly heads up to anyone else who was sitting down with a cheese sandwich and wanted to catch up with some culture. I guess it could have been worse, if it was tomorrow it would have been a hot dog. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 13, 2018 12:38:46 GMT
That amused me.
Tuna pasta for lunch. Luckily I didn't click on the culture pages on my pc at work and just my phone. But of course had to look after being told not to.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 13, 2018 12:44:19 GMT
Babycham/Brut 33 cocktail? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 13, 2018 13:58:47 GMT
Killed it.
Top 5 liquids I'd carbonate out of curiosity if I had a sodastream:
White wine (Brexit champagne)
Red wine
Milk
Bovril
Coffee
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2018 14:08:34 GMT
Top 5 Carbonated things?
1) Fizzy lager
2) Tizer
3) lager tizer shandy
4) I dunno. eggs maybe? Eggs are always good so a carbonated egg would be double plus good.
5) Han Solo
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 13, 2018 14:08:51 GMT
My uncle told me a story about jakeys in the days of gas lights in closes. Getting up to go to work with bad hangovers/dt's you would get a pint of milk and hold it to the lamp and fill the milk with gas. Then drink. Not quite carbonated but there you go.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 13, 2018 14:09:10 GMT
Killed it. Top 5 liquids I'd carbonate out of curiosity if I had a sodastream: White wine (Brexit champagne) Red wine Milk Bovril Coffee Benedictine Breast milk Bin juice Sunny D Glass |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 13, 2018 14:11:02 GMT
My own urine
Buckfast
Your urine
The juice collecting at the bottom of my fridge
Tears of my enemies
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 13, 2018 14:14:02 GMT
The thought of carbonated bin juice gave me the boke. Bravo.
I was halfway to changing it to top five post-brexit continental food substitutes, but was mainly listing cheeses replaced with cheddar.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2018 14:27:00 GMT
Doesn’t milk explode when you put it in a soda stream, or did I dream that?
On that basis:
Milk
Beaujolais
Hot sauce
Balsamic vinegar of Modena
Gin. So I can have a G&G&G.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 13, 2018 14:28:28 GMT
It'll be back to Sodastreams after Brexit. You'll need a mortgage to buy a bottle of Orangina.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 13, 2018 14:32:25 GMT
What's going on here? Wetherspoons is replacing their champagne with carbonated bin juice? This is worse than I thought.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2018 14:39:17 GMT
What's going on here? Wetherspoons is replacing their champagne with carbonated bin juice? This is worse than I thought. it’s ok, their champagne was only Moët I’m the first place. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 13, 2018 14:40:20 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2018 14:41:19 GMT
Cobblers
Carbonated Insanity sauce would be insane.
There is no other word for it
Lethal as well if it either sprayed round the kitchen or your insides.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2018 14:45:13 GMT
How much do soda streams cost these days, anyway?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 13, 2018 14:53:27 GMT
Sony won't budge, they are winning the hardware battle this round and have everything to lose by allowing cross-play. It will hurt them in the long term though as parents think twice about buying a PS5 when little Finley had such a hard time connecting with the other boys on xbox and switch. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 13, 2018 15:22:47 GMT
Fortnite’s party system was screwed last night and kept putting me into other people’s parties. If I wanted to talk on the internet to random American tweens I’d have bought an Xbox not a PS. The French pair sounded like dudes, but apparently couldn’t hear me, despite my attempts to talk French to them.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 13, 2018 15:33:15 GMT
Finley isn't getting a ps5 coz his parents don't love him.
The spoiled wee shit.
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Post by amipal on Jun 13, 2018 15:54:57 GMT
Finley isn't getting a ps5 coz his parents don't love him. The spoiled wee shit. This is what happens when you grow up in a high-bandwidth household. |
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