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Post by Faceless on Feb 19, 2024 15:41:09 GMT
Double decker for show, purple Yorkie for dough. Purple Yorkie? That's the one with raisins in it? You sick bastard |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 19, 2024 15:54:50 GMT
Raisins AND biscuit. Double whammy of deliciousness.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2024 16:16:40 GMT
Teeth boasting wankers.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2024 16:53:40 GMT
I have a cold and a sore throat but am soldiering on for Great Britain. Er, I've checked with everyone else, and I think on the whole, we've all agreed, we're quite happy for you to just give up and not bother with the whole soldiering on thing, that OK, yeah? |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 19, 2024 18:25:52 GMT
Dear tuffers,
Kem-enoch Powell has considered your Britishness and found it lacking. In all wisdom it has been decided to offer a one way ticket, Switzerland or if you change your self determined identity to a small boat a one way ticket to Rwanda and a bottle of fizz.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 19, 2024 18:29:30 GMT
The taxpayer better not be paying for this bottle of fizz
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 19, 2024 20:00:50 GMT
I read that as bottle of jizz.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 19, 2024 20:07:34 GMT
I read that as bottle of jizz. Family sized if you are from Barnsley. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 19, 2024 20:09:33 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2024 20:14:59 GMT
For some reason I read it as Lazy just got back from a weekend trip to Marrakesh, which seemed a long way to go for a few days.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 19, 2024 21:43:05 GMT
For some reason I read it as Lazy just got back from a weekend trip to Marrakesh, which seemed a long way to go for a few days. Lazybones isn't Scubar. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2024 22:17:28 GMT
I lost half my bonus to tax, NIC and pension contributions. Broken Britain.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2024 23:53:13 GMT
I lost half my bonus to tax, NIC and pension contributions. Broken Britain. I'll just put you down for the one Double Decker then? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 20, 2024 0:03:30 GMT
I lost half my bonus to tax, NIC and pension contributions. Broken Britain. Cheer up, at least the interest on your ISA is tax free. |
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