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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 18, 2024 21:23:21 GMT
Felice
It's just age.
And not having kids.
The old system was much easier
Infant 1,2,3
Junior 1,2,3 4
Senior 1-6. Though 6th form covers two years.
There were also middle schools, but not locally.
Why count 0-13 when you can count 1,2,3,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,5,6,6? It's a much more sensible system.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 18, 2024 21:26:26 GMT
Tuffers
It's time to start talking about grade inflation and how much tougher exams were in your day.
How grade 9 now is only about a C grade in real money.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 18, 2024 21:33:48 GMT
Hello I seem to have developed a boil on my hip. The waistband of my jeans and my belt keep rubbing against it - fucking painful. Apparently I need to use a warm damp cloth as a compress for ten minutes, four times a day. Awkward, given its position. Could be worse I suppose. I had one in the exact same position 2 weeks ago. I waited until it turned into a 'double-header' and then exploderised* it.
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Post by Destry on Mar 18, 2024 21:39:37 GMT
Hello I seem to have developed a boil on my hip. The waistband of my jeans and my belt keep rubbing against it - fucking painful. Apparently I need to use a warm damp cloth as a compress for ten minutes, four times a day. Awkward, given its position. Could be worse I suppose. I had one in the exact same position 2 weeks ago. I waited until it turned into a 'double-header' and then exploderised* it.
Exploderising was #1 on the NHS Don't do this list. WWDSD * * What Would Dr Shenguin Do ** ** probably slather it in chip fat? |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 18, 2024 21:43:37 GMT
Ever since they changed to Year(Number) I've been confused, what's wrong with 4th year, 5th year etc? Then at least I'd have an idea of how old people were. Apparently it's 4th/5th year? Do they still have 6th Forms? Also please don't ascribe this confusion to anything sexual. But then their are 6th form colleges too. The college I went to near in the early 90s was demolished and is now another identikit retail park. Probably demolished because of the quality of they're English teaching. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 18, 2024 21:45:09 GMT
I had one in the exact same position 2 weeks ago. I waited until it turned into a 'double-header' and then exploderised* it.
Exploderising was #1 on the NHS Don't do this list. What do they know? Worked for me. |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 18, 2024 21:49:07 GMT
I had one in the exact same position 2 weeks ago. I waited until it turned into a 'double-header' and then exploderised* it. Exploderising was #1 on the NHS Don't do this list. WWDSD * * What Would Dr Shenguin Do ** ** probably slather it in chip fat? Try not to scratch it, and make sure you take plenty of fluids, including at least 7.5dL of Temprenillo once a day before bed. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 18, 2024 21:56:53 GMT
First used in the 16th century according to Wikipedia, so not the middle ages. However, invented by the Scots, along with penicillin, television and the deep fried Mars bar. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 18, 2024 21:56:56 GMT
But then their are 6th form colleges too. The college I went to near in the early 90s was demolished and is now another identikit retail park. Probably demolished because of the quality of they're English teaching. English is they're for arty farty hippies who read there Dostoevsky books and eat lentil yogurts. I did studied some sums and adding up. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 18, 2024 22:08:14 GMT
Exploderising was #1 on the NHS Don't do this list. WWDSD * * What Would Dr Shenguin Do ** ** probably slather it in chip fat? Try not to scratch it, and make sure you take plenty of fluids, including at least 7.5dL of Temprenillo once a day before bed. Absolutely no scratching guaranteed. But would a bottle of Merlot do instead of Tempranillo? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 18, 2024 22:51:26 GMT
7.5 CL is 1/10 of a bottle of wine.
Dr Shenguin has been captured by the homeopathic society.
Next he'll be promoting gallams of Guinness 0.0.
Merlot, Tempranillo , Grenache, prussic acid . I doubt it matteds in homeopathic quantities.
Hold on the idiot wrote dL not CL.
Twat
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 18, 2024 22:52:12 GMT
Try not to scratch it, and make sure you take plenty of fluids, including at least 7.5dL of Temprenillo once a day before bed. Absolutely no scratching guaranteed. But would a bottle of Merlot do instead of Tempranillo? Try Rioja instead. |
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