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Post by crankcaller on May 19, 2024 12:32:01 GMT
"want me to open that smoothie?" As child struggles with plastic lid.
Look of disdain from child, "I can do it"
Proceeds to throw red smoothie all over her white sweatshirt in M&S Cafe.
Crank tries not to look smug whilst offering wipes and words of pity.
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Post by stxdpr on May 19, 2024 13:18:28 GMT
Which is taken more seriously a gypsy feud or a Glasgow feud? I assume everyone dies in both?
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Post by Tuffers on May 19, 2024 13:57:58 GMT
PHEW WOT A SCORCHER.
In the garden. Just wearing my shortest shorts and full TAPS AFF, getting the moobs some colour. The shorts are not quite 1982 football shorts length, but mid THIGH length. HOT.
Barby going on in a bit. Nothing special as it's just the gang.
Got 4 burgers, 8 bangers and 4 lamb kebab/skewer type things between the 4 of us.
Also on my 2nd Orangina, so things might kick off in a bit if it gets a bit nawty.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2024 14:25:12 GMT
Noice.
Hang on a moment, did you say 'Orangina'?
Dirty boi.
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Post by lazybones on May 19, 2024 16:31:25 GMT
Now do yourself a favour and fuck off. Easy pal. Easy muchacho. I don’t know what point I’m going to make ... I guess everyone has their own personal set of experiences ... I haven’t ever minded being sold heather (I think that’s maybe an ‘Irish traveller’ thing?) or the Big Issue. I don’t think either group’s particularly related to Romania. What’s the beef? … I work with someone from Romania and she’s really sound. It seems a bit unfair that people from Romania should kop a load of grief from Nigel Farage and the Daily Express and Daily Mail ... I thought it was a thing of the past, but maybe it isn’t. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2024 16:32:14 GMT
IF is a charming and emotionally manipulative film, unless you're dead inside* tears by the end.
More aimed at adults, I have no idea how kids would react. 4*
*Hello [insert name here]!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 19, 2024 16:52:13 GMT
Had a nice curry out last night and a few ales at the pub next door (6 pints of Jaipur). Was a bit hungover though.
Scorchio out and the back lawn has been done now. I will try and trim the hedge this week.
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Post by crankcaller on May 19, 2024 17:31:07 GMT
I have not trimmed the hedge.
That is not a euphemism.
The Fall Guy was good. We all enjoyed it. They missed a trick with the music at the end though. They changed the lyrics to the theme tune and it mentioned no movie stars. They should have used "I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Gosling look so fine"
I'll be writing to the director.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2024 18:12:02 GMT
Now do yourself a favour and fuck off. Easy pal. Easy muchacho. I don’t know what point I’m going to make ... I guess everyone has their own personal set of experiences ... I haven’t ever minded being sold heather (I think that’s maybe an ‘Irish traveller’ thing?) or the Big Issue. I don’t think either group’s particularly related to Romania. I would say that to anyone who tried to ponce cash off me for naff all at Christmas and maybe it was an Irish traveller thing in the past. Not now. Agreed, your genuine actual Romanians are very good, Chumbles rated his Romanian carer very highly and I've worked with many interpreters. I'm talking about something else entirely. Liars.
I'll leave it at that.
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Post by Tuffers on May 19, 2024 18:39:34 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on May 19, 2024 18:41:11 GMT
They're Here.
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Post by Faceless on May 19, 2024 19:48:13 GMT
Started watching some telly thing where Martin Freeman plays a scouse copper. The accent is quite convincing, but his facial expressions are still the same as Tim from the office
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Post by Destry on May 19, 2024 20:39:22 GMT
Was it this?  |
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Post by Faceless on May 19, 2024 21:04:26 GMT
Yes
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2024 21:26:22 GMT
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