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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 11, 2024 11:45:29 GMT
What's this "work during the day" thing?
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 11:48:31 GMT
I won a game of Fortnite last night for Sheep, as he can't really be bothered to do much in games apart from potter around waiting for me to win. A guy I saw creeping towards the bush I was hiding turned out to be the final opponent.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 11:57:01 GMT
What's this "work during the day" thing? IKR?! "during the day" somehow seems to imply not working at night as well? What madness is this? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 11, 2024 11:57:37 GMT
Sheeps!
I've been trying to find, without any luck, that funny Wellend video you posted on here ages ago, so I can send it to a "friend" who has had a minor wellend-ish barnet job. He's 49 years old. Twat.
Was it you that posted it? Please can you post it again?
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 12:10:42 GMT
Yes, it was Sheeps, Wellerman (I think) by Goldie Lookin Chain, if that helps.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 11, 2024 12:14:00 GMT
Thank you, Dr Shenguin
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Post by lazybones on Jun 11, 2024 12:16:33 GMT
I'm eating a sausage roll. *Reported to head of Green party (probably in Brighton)* And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent, tasty or kind It's death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER I’m vegetarian but Morrissey’s logic here has long wound me up. Flesh, fancifully fried, can be succulent and tasty. That’s typically the reason for the death. Murder can have a reason. His definition of murder is way off. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 12:17:55 GMT
Sheeps there, helping out, and transferring the skill he learnt at Fortnite into the 'Box.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 11, 2024 12:28:18 GMT
There’s some odd behaviour in Caffe Nero today. The comfy seats are arranged in clusters of two or three around a low table. There was one seat free beside a table, with a man sitting there. I asked if I could take the other seat, and he kind of grimaced / winced, shook his head and mouthed ‘no’.
Maybe it was a fair response…
A couple then came in and asked for a cream cake. It was £4 but the label said it was £3.95. They said the label LIED, and would not buy it if they couldn’t have it for £3.95.
Maybe it’s a fair response. Broken Britain ... Cost of living crisis Britain. I personally think there’s been some odd sort of ‘Triffids’ style event. People are losing the plot.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 11, 2024 12:31:38 GMT
The man who didn’t want me to sit near him had a passing resemblance to Diogo Jota. I like Dioga Jota but now when I think of him he’s wincing and shaking his head and not letting me sit by him.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 11, 2024 12:36:02 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 12:46:59 GMT
I won a game of Fortnite last night for Sheep, as he can't really be bothered to do much in games apart from potter around waiting for me to win. A guy I saw creeping towards the bush I was hiding turned out to be the final opponent. No need to do too much, except reboot you. You don employ a meatshield and shoot yourself. I did get a kill in last night's win. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 11, 2024 12:49:54 GMT
They didn’t ... The man himself disappeared at some point. Just sort of … ghosted away … |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 13:20:19 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 13:23:37 GMT
Sheeps there, helping out, and transferring the skill he learnt at Fortnite into the 'Box. My executive skills are legendary. Getting the underlings to anticipate my needs without having to articulate them. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 11, 2024 13:53:31 GMT
Sheeps there, helping out, and transferring the skill he learnt at Fortnite into the 'Box. My executive skills are legendary. Getting the underlings to anticipate my needs without having to articulate them. You know who else was good at that? Hitler. Food for thought. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 14:00:51 GMT
My executive skills are legendary. Getting the underlings to anticipate my needs without having to articulate them. You know who else was good at that? Hitler. Food for thought. It's not nice to compare Shenguin to Martin Bormann. Potentially libellous as well if the Bormann family find out. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 11, 2024 14:07:27 GMT
Well he did run away and got blown up, probably, or is in Argentina in one form or another.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 18:16:41 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 11, 2024 19:17:50 GMT
I'm in Nottingham at a concert.
No Brett. No lads.
Bernard Butler.
The folky lady supporting him was decent.
Though the wild and wacky university venue has a 10pm curfew
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 19:57:47 GMT
So the mate I went for a drink with yesterday evening split up from his girlfriend because he turned up on her doorstep after four pints and she wasn't happy. Oops.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 19:58:40 GMT
He told me this morning. Fortunately, tonight is not a non-drinking night.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 11, 2024 20:02:16 GMT
Harvey Keitel is 'Bad Shenguin'.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 11, 2024 20:04:40 GMT
They've got Morris Dancers in a pub garden near me. Lutes and Mandolins a plenty.
I imagine Lazybones would be banging the drum.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 11, 2024 20:11:32 GMT
My partner, after a request from my friend, texted his recent ex to ask if she was OK. She responded to the effect that she was unaware she was now an ex.
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