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Post by Admin on Jun 28, 2018 21:53:40 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 29, 2018 5:22:56 GMT
Best Doctor
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 29, 2018 5:31:23 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Jun 29, 2018 5:50:02 GMT
Yeah I've just read that. I don’t get it. She's asked to play Fortnite but doesn't play it, then complains that she hasn't played it. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 29, 2018 6:09:56 GMT
Wouldn’t the Guardian’s expenses cover a £160 games console either? She made some dude drive for two hours to deliver his then she lost it.
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Post by amipal on Jun 29, 2018 6:36:38 GMT
The Guardian at its worst.
I honestly believe that humanity won't destroy itself due to geostrategy, famine, or disease. I reckon someone with their finger on the nuclear button will read a Guardian article, and without even a single tear shed, say "Shut it down Keef" and press it.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 29, 2018 7:07:02 GMT
It's the school holidays. Send help.
The child has a playdate later with *redacted*
The child just announced "I'm going to ask *redacted*'s mum why *redacted* lies..."
Hmm. More of a Spanish inquisition than a playdate. Hopefully Mrs Cranks chat over breakfast has defused the situation.
Games. Getting my coke delivery blown up by a Frenchie in a lobby of 8 in GTA. I wasn't best pleased. Not the done thing in double $ week. Apparently I looked a threat in a post office van laden down with cocaine.
TV. More Parks & Rec.
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Post by scubar on Jun 29, 2018 7:14:52 GMT
Morning all,
Good news! I have received confirmation I’ve passed my last modules and so have passed my Uni course! Thank fuck. Now I can veg out and play video games.
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Post by scubar on Jun 29, 2018 7:21:50 GMT
I’ve just read that article, it’s awful.
I blame Keef.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2018 7:45:01 GMT
I think, to be fair, that article is meant to be amusing, a la Marina Hyde or something, but tailored to the sensibilities of our antipodean cousins. It's also set in Tasmania, which I am given to believe is a low bandwith community with the infrastructure of Anarchy Acres, so it's probably all true.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 29, 2018 7:48:05 GMT
Scubar finally passing his last NVQ.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 29, 2018 8:08:07 GMT
Congratulations Scubar.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 29, 2018 8:12:06 GMT
Morning all, Good news! I have received confirmation I’ve passed my last modules and so have passed my Uni course! Thank fuck. Now I can veg out and play video games. That's awful news. Repeating a year at uni would put you a year further away from joining the workforce. Congrats, though! |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 29, 2018 8:13:01 GMT
Also, First Dog on the Moon is male? I always thought it was female. Plus an X-Box (former) owner, which I suppose might be because of Australianism.
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Post by scamander on Jun 29, 2018 8:30:09 GMT
morning all,
standard graun tactic, spot a trend which has peeked and get someone to write about it. Next week and article why Fortnite sends out a strong anti-vegan message and discriminates against X.
This from the place which rages against tax evasion, elitism and nepotism. Yet manages to embrace all three.
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Post by amipal on Jun 29, 2018 8:33:28 GMT
Well done scubar! Will this reduce your need for a three hour drive?
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Post by scubar on Jun 29, 2018 8:38:07 GMT
Well done scubar! Will this reduce your need for a three hour drive? It will, yes. I’m moving to site today as well. No more three hour drives, just a ferry ride each way. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 29, 2018 8:54:37 GMT
This is the most unsettling thing shenguin has ever posted. No calling anyone a cunt, or calling any of their life choices into question. Just a sinister 'congratulations'. Genuinely chilling. Poor scubar. I don't know what he did to deserve this. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2018 8:57:16 GMT
Scubar
Moving straight from a uni course to the Isle of Wight is, i dunno, efficient?
No messing around. Giving up on life immediately.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 9:03:45 GMT
Scubar Moving straight from a uni course to the Isle of Wight is, i dunno, efficient? No messing around. Giving up on life immediately. You've got to admire his tenacity though, if you can't get a job on your own island.. |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 29, 2018 9:11:40 GMT
Hello. Yesterday I was obliged by my employer to spend the day networking and drinking at a cider farm. Four stars.
There were several people there not from round these parts so, after an hour wandering round an orchard in the blazing sun, they necked a large glass of something innocuous looking and tasting and promptly ordered another. Untidy. God bless 7.4% Somerset magic.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2018 9:17:16 GMT
Meeting people who haven't been on the chatterbox is always a risk.
Also surely everyone has got horrendously pissed on cider at some point in their lives?
I don't even drink the stuff and I've done it.
You know that slightly odd tasting but nice one is the killer.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 29, 2018 9:19:09 GMT
Am I the only one here with a proper job? It seems to be Ferry driving, Cider farm jollies, never ending tour of miserable English seaside towns...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2018 9:25:52 GMT
The first and last time I drank cider was my first day as a student. I enjoyed several pints and later regurgitated them, so all in all it was a pretty efficient transaction. I think my body objected to the trace vitamins from the apples.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2018 9:40:54 GMT
Giving up on a drink just because you have got horribly drunk on it and thrown up is not the right way.
You only push the boundaries of research forward by charging fast into the difficult areas repeatedly.
It's called hard drinking for a reason.
Otherwise you end up like Shenguin, drinking shandies during the terrible football. And no one wants that, not even Shenguin.
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