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Post by Admin on Jul 28, 2024 21:05:35 GMT
 Image generated by Craiyon AIIt's Monday. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 6:20:58 GMT
Morning.
Why am I up so early? Because the fuckwit known as 'Tootsie' started blasting out Capital Gold at 6am this morning. I am considering a murder.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 29, 2024 6:36:39 GMT
It must be hard being a medal-winning Olympic athlete. You run the risk of losing your bap, and people start interviewing your parents.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 29, 2024 6:40:04 GMT
Wordle 1,136 6/6*
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 7:01:41 GMT
Wordle 1,136 3/6
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Smashing.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2024 8:04:46 GMT
Hot out. Mrs Fark is galavanting around Berlin with a friend, leaving me with a full time job and two young children to entertain which I am achieving through grandparents and a local art club where children can be deposited.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2024 8:11:51 GMT
MrsFark rolling out of Berghain at 8am Mon morning and facetiming the kids before they go to Grandma's. Top parenting. Four stars.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2024 8:22:26 GMT
Hello.
Lots of COVID in my work.
Cunts dropping like flies
Balls.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2024 9:07:09 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2024 9:10:04 GMT
Wasps make chutney?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 9:21:15 GMT
Hello. Lots of COVID in my work. Cunts dropping like flies Balls. I'll drop that cunt next door when I see it. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 29, 2024 9:29:07 GMT
I thought wasps made mustard.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 29, 2024 9:30:06 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 29, 2024 10:24:00 GMT
Wordle 1,136 5/6
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Post by Faceless on Jul 29, 2024 10:25:25 GMT
Bees make honey? I'm not falling for that one
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 10:32:27 GMT
My MS sexbox controller is now taking afternoon tea with Bill Gates. I have a spare 'PowerA' controller in natty blue camo, which has been pressed into action.
The problem was that the up stick was over enthusiastic. This meant that on Dead Island 2, my Slayer wouldn't aim at an approaching zombie, preferring to look down and check her shoelaces instead.
Grumble, grumble...
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 11:34:54 GMT
I have now changed the battery on the weight scales and am about to boot up the aircon, having cleaned the filters of course.
I really just wanna shoot zombies.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 29, 2024 11:49:47 GMT
Books
Chris Brookmyre
I lent The Mirror Cracked to Shenguin at the weekend.
I do not know if he enjoyed it or not.
He did spend all of yesterday very intently reading it.
In itself I think that must be a reasonably strong recommendation.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2024 11:58:17 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2024 11:58:18 GMT
Nae spoilers.
Just started it
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 29, 2024 11:58:47 GMT
It says I'm 35. I'll take that! |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2024 12:00:37 GMT
What if you look younger than your age but your pension is smaller than it should be? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 29, 2024 12:00:57 GMT
"Labour must speed up wind power expansion or miss targets, says renewables industry".
Call me cynical, but...
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 29, 2024 12:01:57 GMT
And that says "pension" comedy quote/edit fans.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 29, 2024 12:16:49 GMT
It took 12 years off my age which is nice. 4*
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