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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 22, 2024 9:23:57 GMT
Why can't we just go back to cash and writing letters by hand? I liked it better when I had no idea what everyone else was up to all the time (no offence).
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 22, 2024 9:28:18 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2024 10:02:45 GMT
That island looks lovely lazybonesWhere are you hiding the laptop? I'd put it in a kitchen cupboard somewhere - away from your stuff*. Someone entering to steal would look in the bedroom & living room. Not likely to look through a rented house kitchen cupboard for valuables. *Your belongings. Not stoof. |
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Post by Destry on Aug 22, 2024 10:07:17 GMT
Hide it in the toilet cistern?
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2024 10:35:00 GMT
Guaranteed if he hides it the laptop is forgotten at the end of the holiday.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2024 10:54:53 GMT
Wordle 1,160 2/6
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Post by whatalark on Aug 22, 2024 11:10:49 GMT
Bury it like a pirate would. Make a pirates map in case it's forgotten.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2024 11:24:00 GMT
Bury it like a pirate would. Make a pirates map in case it's forgotten. and tear the map into quarters and bury those and leave a diary with cryptic clues only you can decrypt as to where the pieces can be found. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 22, 2024 11:29:41 GMT
Wordle 1,160 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩  |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2024 11:49:58 GMT
Hide it in the toilet cistern? Take the hard drive out. Wrap it in some condoms and a ziplock bag. Bury that. Put the map with GPS coordinates in the cistern. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2024 11:55:42 GMT
Lazy should tape it to his chest. Doubles up as an ad-hoc stab proof vest.
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Post by scubar on Aug 22, 2024 12:16:08 GMT
Lazy should tape it to his chest. Doubles up as an ad-hoc stab proof vest. And as long as he’s got the right software, it’ll protect him from viruses. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2024 12:49:40 GMT
Just had a surveyor round from the Housing dudes. I asked him he'd been to Tootsies. "Yes, I said 'Alright mate', that didn't go down very well".
Straight faces all round.
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Post by sandybahookie on Aug 22, 2024 13:13:24 GMT
Lazybones has Children?!
I was also going to suggest burying the laptop, but disguising the site as a grave of a recently deceased Dog, so with a little cross stuck in it with a suitable epitaph maybe.
'Here lies Hercules, a good Boy' or similar. Then you would only have to worry about grave robbers.
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Post by scubar on Aug 22, 2024 13:18:00 GMT
Lazybones has Children?! I was also going to suggest burying the laptop, but disguising the site as a grave of a recently deceased Dog, so with a little cross stuck in it with a suitable epitaph maybe. 'Here lies Hercules, a good Boy' or similar. Then you would only have to worry about grave robbers. Those poor wee guys |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 22, 2024 14:00:21 GMT
Lazy - rub a clove of garlic on the threshold - keeps satyrs away, they hate the smell.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 22, 2024 15:12:40 GMT
It's great how helpful we're all being regarding Lazy's laptop. What a lovely community we are.
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Post by scubar on Aug 22, 2024 15:22:03 GMT
It's great how helpful we're all being regarding Lazy's laptop. What a lovely community we are. We are most helpful |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2024 15:39:21 GMT
Too bad it's all in vain. The owner has probably already murdered him
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Post by scubar on Aug 22, 2024 15:49:10 GMT
Too bad it's all in vain. The owner has probably already murdered him Didn’t even need to break in as there’s no lock. |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2024 15:52:03 GMT
Poor dead lazybones. All he wanted was another holiday
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2024 15:55:38 GMT
Poor dead lazybones. All he wanted was just one more holiday than Scubar. I reckon Tuffers got him. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2024 16:00:51 GMT
Hide it in the only place you know it'll be safe, the same place my Dad hid my Grandfather's watch when he was a POW in Nam.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2024 17:03:15 GMT
1970s casio watches never come properly clean.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 22, 2024 18:43:58 GMT
Crank showing he is IT literate when getting a visit from the serious police, the Intel job looked interesting but when it mentioned images of children it was a big nope.
I'll take shift work and stress over bleaching my eyes any day.
Also a welfare dog is not an undercover landshark, they don't bite first and ask qs later.
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