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Post by Faceless on Jul 18, 2018 16:53:27 GMT
No, unfortunately the yoga has done nothing to address my appalling hygiene or toxic personality Any involuntary flatulence incidents? I imagine some of the yoga positions will have a 'squeezing the last out of the toothpaste tube' effect on your guts. Involuntary? Yes Voluntary? Perhaps |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2018 18:10:20 GMT
...I’ve just booked a holiday to Zanzibar... Crikey, they give those Center Parcs fancy names these days. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 18, 2018 20:02:59 GMT
Of course the Grauniad can't report on the Queen properly, bloody republicans.
One of our cats has gone rogue. I've found him on the kitchen work top twice, the little bum.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 18, 2018 21:23:47 GMT
Nobody going to create a fake account called Amipal's cat to complain about the poorly trained owners kicking it off the work top? Baby, if it's you, you could even call it Amipal's ... ah, fuck it, I'm not going to sink that low.
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Post by CR7 on Jul 18, 2018 22:06:58 GMT
PUSSAAAYYYYYY
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