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Post by amipal on Jul 24, 2018 12:53:47 GMT
And I haven't watched the Simpsons in years. Some of them just won’t leave me. A very real picture of my brain: View AttachmentWhere did you get my brain scan from? I knew that wasn't a real clinic. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 24, 2018 12:59:34 GMT
My worst work/internet experience was when a friend emailed me in high dudgeon to complain that something he had written had been plagiarised and uploaded to a right-wing political forum. Clicking on the link in order to share his outrage, my screen started to fill in a swastika and picture of Hitler, very slowly like a Spectrum loading screen, just as two of my colleagues walked in. Still, at least it wasn't the Telegraph. Wouldn't it be more worrying that they'd want to plagerise what he'd written in the first place? Plagiarised/twisted/misappropriated. Mind you, I never got as far as the offending text in the end and I've never been to his house, so it could be a full on Darryl from Peep Show scenario. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 24, 2018 13:05:03 GMT
How did your friend know it had been plagiarised by a Nazi site?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 24, 2018 13:08:50 GMT
How did your friend know it had been plagiarised by a Nazi site? Googled his own name I presume. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 13:23:34 GMT
How did your friend know it had been plagiarised by a Nazi site? Googled his own name I presume. Definitely not how plagiarism works. Stupid Nazis, forgetting to change the name. |
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Post by scamander on Jul 24, 2018 13:24:59 GMT
Afternoon all,
Fantasy chat
The 'Draft Fantasy Football' is a better option. Small leagues of 10 or so teams who play each other in a head to head format. The draft element means 1 pick each turn so a player can only be in one team unless traded. Means not everyone has the same players.
Gamechat
Far Cry 5. Early forays and enjoying it though travelling invariably means getting spotted or eaten.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 13:26:44 GMT
Talking of Nazis, I listened to an interesting podcast called "Behind the bastards", aside from the fact Hitler suffered from embarrassing flatulence (might explain why he was so angry all the time), he took some medicine, which had some of the shit of a WW1 soldier in it who survived a horrible stomach bug.
And they still use this today..! The gift that keeps on giving.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 24, 2018 14:08:26 GMT
Poo-racetamol?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 14:16:28 GMT
Cal-Poo-l
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2018 14:17:08 GMT
This is a really hard one, I can think of plenty of names for shit, but none for drugs.
Definitely gonna need the help of our Scottish contingent here.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 24, 2018 14:19:15 GMT
Arsepirin
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Post by Conchord on Jul 24, 2018 14:20:12 GMT
Parashitamol
Ibupoofen
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 24, 2018 14:20:34 GMT
Hi!
Norris McWhirter just called me to confirm that I do indeed have the worlds sweatiest undercarriage.
Who wants to touch me?
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2018 14:20:58 GMT
Ibumprofen
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 24, 2018 14:22:09 GMT
Erm, Dioralyte.
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Post by Conchord on Jul 24, 2018 14:22:42 GMT
Hell of a revelation there, Faceless. How does the prof feel about that? |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2018 14:29:42 GMT
Hell of a revelation there, Faceless. How does the prof feel about that? She asked me to keep quiet about it, but I couldn't resist bragging Alternatively - Ibu-poo-fen |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 24, 2018 14:32:00 GMT
You people etc
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Post by scubar on Jul 24, 2018 14:35:36 GMT
Ipooprofen
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Post by scubar on Jul 24, 2018 14:43:42 GMT
Yes, let that be the final word on the matter.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 24, 2018 14:45:43 GMT
Ploppers
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 24, 2018 14:46:22 GMT
Yes, let that be the final word on the matter. Sorry. Final word starting frooommmmm.... NOW! |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 24, 2018 14:58:41 GMT
Shitroxyethylcellulose
Doodoonepezil Hydrochloride
Benzoin Tincturd
This is easy. But also deeply worthless and unsatisfying, even by the standards of my posts.
Anyone else spent the last few minutes looking at BNF on the NICE website?
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 24, 2018 14:59:02 GMT
Yes, let that be the final word on the matter. Sorry. Final word starting frooommmmm.... NOW! Ooops, my bad. |
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Post by Conchord on Jul 24, 2018 15:04:19 GMT
Yes, let that be the final word on the matter. Who died and made you lord of the shat? |
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