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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 30, 2018 11:30:21 GMT
Did the bee sting you?
I'd like to think the bee's sacrifice was not in vain.
Still it demonstrates impressive self-control to photograph the bee while in anaphylactic shock.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2018 11:38:30 GMT
Bee genocide is not a subject that I think amipal should be trumpeting.
Shame!
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 12:26:43 GMT
Bee genocide is not a subject that I think amipal should be trumpeting. Shame! Genocide? Just because he wants to take a picture of a dead bee he's going to wipe out the whole species? Also, he didn't say whether he personally murdered the bee or whether he chanced upon its corpse. Maybe you are projecting. Maybe you barely have control over your own bee genocidal tendencies. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 30, 2018 12:29:31 GMT
The true skill is taking a macro photo of a live bee. Come on amipal man up.
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 13:08:57 GMT
Dr Strange...fucking hell, I knew you were a feeble minded child but Dr Strange?! Fucking hell..
Hi!
Games: no! Outlaws: Yes! Weekend: Wasted!
As in you didn’t do anything or that’s how you spent it? Wasted as in the outlaws are utter timesinks and all they want to do is sit around in the living room not doing anything. We could literally facetime them and have the same effect as them travelling 5 hours down the road and sucking up my free time.
Once they were gone, THEN I got wasted, so its a little from column A and a little from Column B.
Just like the gear I got wasted on.
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Post by scubar on Jul 30, 2018 13:17:13 GMT
Cobblers should have had his review by now. £5 says he’s clearing his desk right now.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 30, 2018 13:18:05 GMT
Cobblers should have had his review by now. £5 says he’s clearing his desk right now. and moving into his boss's old office. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 13:20:53 GMT
Cobblers should have had his review by now. £5 says he’s clearing his desk right now. and moving into his boss's old office. Is "the tent farthest from the main road that doesn't have a hole in the roof" technically an office? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 13:26:41 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 13:41:12 GMT
I keep on thinking how this is a platforming game and how unfair these jumps are. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 13:47:20 GMT
I'll certainly spare a thought for him. Is the thought that he should be shot as an incompetent and a traitor a sufficient one? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 13:59:08 GMT
I'll certainly spare a thought for him. Is the thought that he should be shot as an incompetent and a traitor a sufficient one? It's certainly on the right lines. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 14:11:36 GMT
This forum is on its ass. This forum seems reluctant in embracing the fact that it's Monday, and who can blame them? Some of them have lost the weekend to relatives, others were cheated out of it by the games they were trying to play. And then there were those who murdered bees in cold blood to indulge in macro photography and didn't even have the decency to achieve a pleasing composition. Mushroom pie for lunch. |
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Post by scubar on Jul 30, 2018 14:18:01 GMT
This forum is on its ass. This forum seems reluctant in embracing the fact that it's Monday, and who can blame them? Some of them have lost the weekend to relatives, others were cheated out of it by the games they were trying to play. And then there were those who murdered bees in cold blood to indulge in macro photography and didn't even have the decency to achieve a pleasing composition. Mushroom pie for lunch. What a time to be alive... |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 14:18:37 GMT
Christ, is it STILL Monday.
'kin 'ell.
BBQ roast beef on pitta bread.
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Post by scubar on Jul 30, 2018 14:21:47 GMT
Christ, is it STILL Monday. 'kin 'ell. BBQ roast beef on pitta bread. A monster munch pitta bread is a bold choice, I salute you sir |
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Post by Destry on Jul 30, 2018 14:36:09 GMT
Peanut butter sandwich followed by two pints of Atilla.
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 14:39:48 GMT
Christ, is it STILL Monday. 'kin 'ell. BBQ roast beef on pitta bread. A monster munch pitta bread is a bold choice, I salute you sir They'd run out of pickled onion, the gentleman's choice. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 30, 2018 14:51:46 GMT
Christ, is it STILL Monday. 'kin 'ell. BBQ roast beef on pitta bread. A monster munch pitta bread is a bold choice, I salute you sir Up here, the filling wouldn't be controversial but the pitta bread could be considered a bit much. Prawn sandwich out a packet, for the record. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 30, 2018 14:55:31 GMT
I was not complicit in the death of the bee, let me clearly state that.
The bee was found being very slow on the boy's emptied water table. The next day, he was a gonna.
And yet his death was not in vain! For he lives on in my awkwardly achieved art work!
@babyfark
Macro is not my forte. And I'm hardly going to shoot a moving bee at 10pm in my dining room.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 30, 2018 15:01:51 GMT
Introducing the child to a bee/wasp factory early doors.
Obviously you weren't complicit in the death. Each creature gets to freely choose its own end.
Iain Banks will be buzzing in his urn.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 30, 2018 15:17:38 GMT
What a time to be alive... Ikr? And... wait for it, this is going to blow your mind... it also had asparagus in it! |
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Post by Conchord on Jul 30, 2018 15:23:16 GMT
I was not complicit in the death of the bee, let me clearly state that. The bee was found being very slow on the boy's emptied water table. The next day, he was a gonna. I thought a drop of honey normally perks them right up when they're like that? Or, sugar water if you don't have any honey in. In other words, through inaction, you were complicit. Monster. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jul 30, 2018 15:36:38 GMT
I was not complicit in the death of the bee, let me clearly state that. The bee was found being very slow on the boy's emptied water table. The next day, he was a gonna. I thought a drop of honey normally perks them right up when they're like that? Or, sugar water if you don't have any honey in. In other words, through inaction, you were complicit. Monster. You should never give a bee sugar water. Its the insect equivalent of a standard chatterboxer diet (ie crisp sandwich, chip butty and a scotch pie for breakfast, washed down with a can of warm stella).
It tricks the poor bee into thinking there is food available and he will go back to the hive and tell the others where to get said food. And theres no food. Theres the bee version of a late night kebab. Sure they want the kebab, but its doing them no good, theres zero nutritional content.
You're giving them dieabeetes.
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Post by amipal on Jul 30, 2018 15:38:16 GMT
Introducing the child to a bee/wasp factory early doors. Obviously you weren't complicit in the death. Each creature gets to freely choose its own end. Iain Banks will be buzzing in his urn. Please, don't remind me of that book. One of the only books that's had me feeling physically sick on public transport. |
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