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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:08:17 GMT
I am on my 4th can of Punk IPA. Mildly drunk. Imposter! |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:08:43 GMT
Oh balls, you're here. I had a load of stuff lined up where Mr Tent Hen went out to run an errand and you tried to escape but fell down the cellar stairs into a weird jrpg torture/sex chamber. I think I speak for all of us when I say we'd quite like to hear it anyway. Well, Mr Tent Hen HADN'T gone out on an errand. He'd slipped round the back and changed into Mrs Tent Hens best Lydia outfit. Not the day to day one. The SPECIAL one. Before doing so, whilst BabyF was still drowsy from the laced watercress soup, he loosened the handcuffs and bed straps, then left a trail of cheese sandwiches leading to the cellar head.... |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:09:11 GMT
This is why I did math at Uni. A long time ago.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 11, 2018 21:09:46 GMT
Well the cheese sandwiches would probably do it.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:09:48 GMT
Oh, and sorry Tent Hen.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 21:10:34 GMT
Got a reply from the Russian hacker, it's something about me being a fucking shit hobo from Allepo. I mean apart from the Syria bit he's got me nailed on there. Given that Corby is basically a shit Motherwell, I'd say he's given you an upgrade there. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:11:31 GMT
This is why I did math at Uni. A long time ago. Fuck off you fucking autocorrect twat. MATHS! FUCKING MATHS! . I'm not American. I need a lie down. I hate Americanisms. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:13:46 GMT
And yes, I know about where math comes from.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 21:15:29 GMT
Looks like Tuffers has been at the maths again.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:16:01 GMT
Got a reply from the Russian hacker, it's something about me being a fucking shit hobo from Allepo. I mean apart from the Syria bit he's got me nailed on there. Given that Corby is basically a shit Motherwell, I'd say he's given you an upgrade there. I originally read that as Corbyn is a shit Motherwell. My Father, thanks to his glasweigan father, spent time in Corby. Then they upgraded to Yarmouth. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 11, 2018 21:16:36 GMT
Looks like Tuffers has been at the maths again. Hic. Buuuuurrrrrrp. I'm going for a rest now. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2018 21:18:57 GMT
Got a reply from the Russian hacker, it's something about me being a fucking shit hobo from Allepo. I mean apart from the Syria bit he's got me nailed on there. Given that Corby is basically a shit Motherwell, I'd say he's given you an upgrade there. Well, I'm not from Corby or Motherwell and I don't live in either either* so I'm not entirely sure where you're going with this** * Dangerous additional information for Wee to narrow it down ** Your face doesn't know where it's going |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 21:25:53 GMT
Given that Corby is basically a shit Motherwell, I'd say he's given you an upgrade there. Well, I'm not from Corby or Motherwell and I don't live in either either* so I'm not entirely sure where you're going with this** * Dangerous additional information for Wee to narrow it down ** Your face doesn't know where it's going I thought you said something about living on the edge of Corby the other day. My memory ain't what it used to be though. I've never actually been to Corby either but I saw a documentary once about how it was a shit Motherwell. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2018 21:32:05 GMT
Well, I'm not from Corby or Motherwell and I don't live in either either* so I'm not entirely sure where you're going with this** * Dangerous additional information for Wee to narrow it down ** Your face doesn't know where it's going I thought you said something about living on the edge of Corby the other day. My memory ain't what it used to be though. I've never actually been to Corby either but I saw a documentary once about how it was a shit Motherwell. I live in Northamptonshire, so Corby is close-ish. Too close. I've been to Corby. I've been to Motherwell. I'd say they were about equal on the shit scale. Somewhere above Dundee but below Allepo. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 21:38:23 GMT
I thought you said something about living on the edge of Corby the other day. My memory ain't what it used to be though. I've never actually been to Corby either but I saw a documentary once about how it was a shit Motherwell. I live in Northamptonshire, so Corby is close-ish. Too close. I've been to Corby. I've been to Motherwell. I'd say they were about equal on the shit scale. Somewhere above Dundee but below Allepo. Are you not aware that Dundee has been boosted into a worldwide tourist destination? www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41761399Not that i am not glad there is a significant body of water between me and it. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2018 21:47:58 GMT
I live in Northamptonshire, so Corby is close-ish. Too close. I've been to Corby. I've been to Motherwell. I'd say they were about equal on the shit scale. Somewhere above Dundee but below Allepo. Are you not aware that Dundee has been boosted into a worldwide tourist destination? www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41761399Not that i am not glad there is a significant body of water between me and it. Shanghai just after the Japanese has invaded maybe. I don't know who they think they're fooling, it's a dump. I mean there is fuck all there, what are the tourists going to look at? The office where the Beano is slowly dying and some tramps. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 11, 2018 21:52:31 GMT
There must be a trouser press joke somewhere here
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 21:52:40 GMT
Shanghai just after the Japanese has invaded maybe. I don't know who they think they're fooling, it's a dump. I mean there is fuck all there, what are the tourists going to look at? The office where the Beano is slowly dying and some tramps. 2 boats, a museum, a statue of Desperate Dan and a medium sized branch of CEX. What more could anyone want? As for the locals... m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOkPJ9HIB0Y |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2018 21:56:12 GMT
Shanghai just after the Japanese has invaded maybe. I don't know who they think they're fooling, it's a dump. I mean there is fuck all there, what are the tourists going to look at? The office where the Beano is slowly dying and some tramps. 2 boats, a museum, a statue of Desperate Dan and a medium sized branch of CEX. What more could anyone want? As for the locals... m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOkPJ9HIB0YThe fact they didn't just clatter that chinless cunt shows the absolute state of Dundee. The absolute STATE! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 11, 2018 22:00:44 GMT
The fact they didn't just clatter that chinless cunt shows the absolute state of Dundee. The absolute STATE! They couldn't risk the scandal - that's the mayor and his deputy. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 11, 2018 22:02:17 GMT
The fact they didn't just clatter that chinless cunt shows the absolute state of Dundee. The absolute STATE! They couldn't risk the scandal - that's the mayor and his deputy. Well played, I nearly spat Irn Bru everywhere |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 11, 2018 23:14:53 GMT
Something for Sunday
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 12, 2018 0:36:12 GMT
Today's chat is surprisingly difficult to masturbate to. Must try harder.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2018 7:28:17 GMT
Today's chat is surprisingly difficult to masturbate to. Must try harder. If only tenthen were... I can't do it. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 12, 2018 9:01:39 GMT
Today's chat is surprisingly difficult to masturbate to. Must try harder. If only tenthen were... I can't do it. According to my sources, you never could... |
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