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Post by Tuffers on Aug 17, 2018 10:14:06 GMT
If anyone thinks that starting on pale ales, then switching to coffee stout, before finishing on Budvars, is a good idea, then you are wrong. Urgh. I don't feel well. You were quite jolly last night I just really like YMCA! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 17, 2018 10:16:01 GMT
I quite like Monkman, but I reckon there's a 50-50 chance he is a serial killer. Sending him on a road trip therefore seems a little irresponsible.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 17, 2018 10:21:25 GMT
The University Challenge guy?
Just insist on meeting him in a public place and don't under any circumstances go back to his motel room and you'll be fine.
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 10:23:40 GMT
Is Irish o'wine any good? At absolute best I'm imaging a case of really rough red that originated somewhere under sanctions. ex-communion surplus. Fine by me as I’ve never been incommunicated. Anyone fancy a biscuit? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 17, 2018 10:38:03 GMT
So firstly a bunch of you inexplicably start playing Mafia again, then a few of you go to London and, lo behold, there is a quadruple gang stabbing.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 17, 2018 10:50:42 GMT
Goddam it, a second place on Fortnite. Absolutely should have won it, had the guy in my sights, then blew it by healing first instead of finishing him. That is the closest I have been to my main life goal.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 17, 2018 11:32:25 GMT
Killed it. My best kill of the day, to be fair.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 17, 2018 11:39:16 GMT
Goddam it, a second place on Fortnite. Absolutely should have won it, had the guy in my sights, then blew it by healing first instead of finishing him. That is the closest I have been to my main life goal. Maybe that's why you missed, you subconsciously didn't want to achieve the life goal and then just stare into the void that's left |
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Post by scubar on Aug 17, 2018 11:52:18 GMT
Morning all,
I find myself in sunny Scarborough today, we’re off to see Britney Spears tonight. Supported by Pitbull.
I might just start drinking now
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 17, 2018 11:59:30 GMT
Goddam it, a second place on Fortnite. Absolutely should have won it, had the guy in my sights, then blew it by healing first instead of finishing him. That is the closest I have been to my main life goal. I gave the sniper mode and go and was in the top 5 when I sneaked upon someone using a potion about 30 meters away. I thought "finally, an easy kill". I brought up the scope and had the cross hairs on his chest and pulled the trigger. And I fucking missed because I swear snipers don't work properly on this game. He obviously had no trouble killing me. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 17, 2018 12:05:43 GMT
Suntory Hakushu is delicious and 7 quid off at Sainsbury’s at the moment. This has been a public service announcement. For relaxing times, make it Suntory time. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 12:20:40 GMT
Morning all, I find myself in sunny Scarborough today, we’re off to see Britney Spears tonight. Supported by Pitbull. I might just start drinking now Britney spears is performing in Scarborough? Fucking hell. Screw the drinking, one way trip to Switzerland. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 12:21:39 GMT
Good afternoon boxers,
No games for me last night- played a couple of hours of table tennis and got home and pretty much went straight to sleep.
4 *s.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 17, 2018 12:26:47 GMT
Goddam it, a second place on Fortnite. Absolutely should have won it, had the guy in my sights, then blew it by healing first instead of finishing him. That is the closest I have been to my main life goal. Maybe that's why you missed, you subconsciously didn't want to achieve the life goal and then just stare into the void that's left Hell of a t-bomb to lay on someone who hasn;t had a drink in a week. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 17, 2018 12:46:40 GMT
Maybe that's why you missed, you subconsciously didn't want to achieve the life goal and then just stare into the void that's left Hell of a t-bomb to lay on someone who hasn;t had a drink in a week. I forgot, sorry, sobriety is never pleasant |
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 13:01:18 GMT
Scubar! Get yourself good and drunk and down to the NAVAL WARFARE in Peasholm Park. Top entertainment.
I’m capitalising NAVAL WARFARE because, if there’s one thing I know you idiots love, it’s NAVAL WARFARE.
Four star stuff.
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 13:04:38 GMT
NAVAL WARFARE
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 13:07:17 GMT
I’d also recommend dropping a little acid.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 17, 2018 13:19:01 GMT
Sniper mode is really hard, I just repeatedly miss with nearly every shot. The sweet spot seems to be where you are close enough for gravity to not really have a say and you are still able to use the scope.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 14:03:09 GMT
The guardian mods are actual monsters these days.
Checked the "10 things to look forward to in premier league" they've shut the thing already, by 12m!? It normally guarantees them thousands of comments.
Bizarre.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 17, 2018 14:06:22 GMT
Cobblers on acid is probably just like a normal sober person.
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Post by amipal on Aug 17, 2018 14:36:05 GMT
They have the EXPLOSIONS MUSEUM down at Portsmouth. Somehow I've never been.
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 14:36:24 GMT
I’m not sure if you’re bring rude or not. It’s typically a fairly safe assumption that you are, but I don’t wish to jump to conclusions.
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Post by cobblers on Aug 17, 2018 14:37:04 GMT
They have the EXPLOSIONS MUSEUM down at Portsmouth. Somehow I've never been. wait, what? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 17, 2018 14:41:21 GMT
It normally guarantees them thousands of comments. And 99% of them are nothing but alpha-male braggadocio, further strengthening the patriarchy's grip on everything everywhere. |
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