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Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2018 21:29:46 GMT
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Post by toolio2010 on Sept 6, 2018 3:05:38 GMT
Nice...BDT.
By the way everyone is always asleep (or sleeping it off) when I'm starting to post.
I'm drinking Space Goat dry hopped 91st pale ale, again.
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 6, 2018 6:45:07 GMT
That's a great name for a beer
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 6, 2018 6:50:24 GMT
I'm drinking Space Goat dry hopped 91st pale ale, again. That's some bottle label. Hello. TV. Parks & rec s6. Last few episodes. Last episode of S3 of the wire for the commute. Got new BCS and maybe see what Jack Ryan is like. Games. Taking stock of the ridiculous amount of cars I have in GTA and moving them about. Really annoying you can't move them between garages without driving them. Was in cex y/day. The price of PS3 games is ridiculously low. Though some exceptions - skate 3, red dead etc. Almost worth buying a PS3 at £50 to play them. If I only had the space, time, Mrs Crank wouldn't break my hands etc. etc. Gongfarmer sorry about the dug. Hope they find what's wrong and can sort it. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 6:52:42 GMT
I prefer the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
This is an alcoholic beverage invented by ex-President of the Universe Zaphod Beeblebrox, considered by me to be the "Best Drink in Existence". I find that it's effects are similar to "having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick".
Beeblebrox advised that you should "never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia".
"After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he's the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine".
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 6, 2018 7:34:31 GMT
A girl on the train next to me grinding weed like that shits legal.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 6, 2018 7:41:00 GMT
I thought I would have a quick blast on Skyrim on my PC and you know what, really enjoyed it. The graphics still look OK and no matter how good consoles get it's a game that feels so good at a desk with keyboard and mouse. I still have the Vampire DLC to finish, so may finally try and get that done.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 7:42:34 GMT
A girl on the train next to me grinding weed like that shits legal. Invoke the spirit of Begbie, what would he do? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 7:50:16 GMT
Christ! I really needed that poo.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 7:55:26 GMT
I Imagine this is how Crankcallers' chat with the girl on the train is going.  ![]() |
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 6, 2018 7:56:14 GMT
Just don't climb down after it. |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 6, 2018 8:28:52 GMT
I Imagine this is how Crankcallers' chat with the girl on the train is going. She was making a right faff of it. Picking wee bits out her grinder into the joint. I explained how to put her train ticket over the top of the grinder, tip it upside down, tap out the weed and then you can evenly spread it in the joint. Passing experience to the youth through intergenerational train(ha!)ing sessions. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 8:33:22 GMT
Didn't she learn anything at school?  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 8:40:00 GMT
Right, that's my drivetime session over. So, over now to our investigative reporter 'Sockpuppet' who is still on surveillance in a multi-storey car park somewhere near Basingstoke. "So, Socky, you've now been there for over 6 months...".
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Post by Conchord on Sept 6, 2018 8:50:35 GMT
Morning All!
I know you're all dying to know the results of last nights raiding, so here goes. . .
It went well. First 3 bosses went down easier than a Boro lass on a Saturday night. Next two threw up a couple of problems, but we got them down. Just three left to do on Monday now. My performance was above average which, given my class is 'under powered' at the minute, I was pretty pleased with.
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Post by amipal on Sept 6, 2018 8:58:33 GMT
Weed on the train? Jesus... I get annoyed enough when I pass someone on the street wreaking of the stuff.
Hello all.
Had that wonderful experience of decelerating from 75mpg to stopping in a matter of seconds thanks to a Thursday morning tractor on the dual-carriageway. Red lighted abound as brakes went on.
Watched the penultimate Altered Carbon last night. Very very good.
Also caught up on the latest news from Canon.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2018 9:15:25 GMT
Had that wonderful experience of decelerating from 75mpg to stopping in a matter of seconds thanks to a Thursday morning tractor on the dual-carriageway. Wow, that's some environmentalism right there. Never mind the speedo, check the mpg.* *Unless you were really doing 75mpg, because you do care about stuff, in which case I apologise. Hang on, you posted that via mobile, you monster. |
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Post by llamaman1991 on Sept 6, 2018 9:18:30 GMT
Morning all!
I have downloaded and played Destiny 2 again last night. I mean, it looks nice but what an absolute load of pish.
Countdown is on for Spiderman, I'm actual baws oot for it. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2018 9:48:34 GMT
Morning.
I've already been told by Shenguin that he lost all respect for me when I admitted to recently binging on Upstart Crow. This doesn't surprise me. What surprises me is that he had any respect in the first place.
The truth is that it's currently the lowest common denominator viewing between my other half and myself. I don't want to blame him alone, but it's totally his fault. The program just washes over you and one can comfortably veg out at the end of a long day to recorded audience giggles about the numerous mentions of genitals and puffling pants. Verily, you can believe that comedy has not evolved since Shakespearean times, probably ever.
(In fact, to demonstrate that I will now tell an ancient Sumerian joke, probably one of the earliest recorded jokes ever. It goes like this (from memory):
Notice how there's no mention of genitals or puffling pants. That means that with Upstart Crow comedy is actually regressing.)
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2018 10:27:35 GMT
Killed it. Stone dead. I'm not surprised.
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Post by Destry on Sept 6, 2018 10:34:25 GMT
I'll try that again.
I don't get it.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2018 11:00:18 GMT
I'll try that again. I don't get it. It's difficult to interpret, because it's a 4,000 year old joke and the other ones we know are all along the lines of "how many Amorites does it take to catch a donkey?". Since mongooses (mongeese?) eat snakes this looks like a bit of black humour: the mouse thought it escaped the mongoose but realises it's about to be devoured by the snake, but it also knows that now the mongoose has been led to the snake's hiding place it will eat the snake. So the mouse tells the snake that it's come to it as a snake charmer's bait in an example of gallows humour. It's a joke that's almost transcends time. It also tells us how to say 'hi!' in Sumerian. |
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Post by Destry on Sept 6, 2018 11:02:52 GMT
Oh.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2018 11:04:24 GMT
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Post by Destry on Sept 6, 2018 11:09:24 GMT
“This must be Thursday”, said Destry musing to himself, sinking low over his beer, “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
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