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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 6, 2018 21:41:03 GMT
My latest cruel runners up in Fortnite from Thursday. I had a kill fail to register too, I took out two guys in quick succession with the sniper but only one registered. I didn't think there was an actual "runner up" in Fortnight |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 6, 2018 21:55:50 GMT
My latest cruel runners up in Fortnite from Thursday. I had a kill fail to register too, I took out two guys in quick succession with the sniper but only one registered. Git gud scrub . Erm, to be fair you are actually very good. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 6, 2018 22:06:57 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 6, 2018 22:16:41 GMT
If I had a brewery, I'd call it Brew Urns. Barley Gumble*? *Patent pending. |
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Post by toolio2010 on Oct 7, 2018 2:52:54 GMT
If I had a brewery, I'd call it Brew Urns. Barley Gumble*? *Patent pending. Home brew craft ale Called; Home brew barley I grew. To the tune of trumpton Come on....! |
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Post by toolio2010 on Oct 7, 2018 2:54:16 GMT
Went to the city ate chinese tofu stuff, bought nice beer and picked up my flooring. Still got a cold, snow almost gone. Hiking and beer for tomorrow.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 7, 2018 6:08:05 GMT
If I had a brewery, I'd call it Brew Urns. I will be writing to the Yeastie Boys brewery with the following suggestions: Fight for your right to barley Ill fermentation Sure-hops Triple (filtered) trouble And the slightly dubious: No yeast til brooklyn I await their response |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 7, 2018 8:09:37 GMT
My latest cruel runners up in Fortnite from Thursday. I had a kill fail to register too, I took out two guys in quick succession with the sniper but only one registered. Git gud scrub . Erm, to be fair you are actually very good. It's like you actually want me to boast about my solo win. |
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 7, 2018 8:53:58 GMT
Fortnite, its seems too colourful and happy before a shotgun to the face from a child.
Does that happen every time? I don't think I could git gud with resorting to more alcoholism than BDT.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 7, 2018 9:26:03 GMT
Yep, brightly coloured cartoonist sweet release at the hands of a foreign child every time.
Wait, that doesn't sound right.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 7, 2018 9:30:43 GMT
I've just realised the sleeping dogs remote play controller snafu is them remapping it for remote playback on the vita. Wish you had the option to alter but it's an old game.
Morning Troops.
TV:
Nearly finished sneaky Pete S2 one episode to go. Going to give Get Shorty a go after that. Watched one episode and liked it.
Games:
More Sleeping Dogs. Lots of wee side missions as well as the main story. The driving as mentioned on here is a bit pants and I'm surprised an undercover cop keeps a police bike/car in his garage. Enjoying it though.
Off to a kids birthday party in a soft play at lunchtime. Will your Sunday top that?
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2018 9:54:52 GMT
I think I have inadvertantly become a snitch for the Housing Association. Is this a bad thing?
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Post by Faceless on Oct 7, 2018 9:59:20 GMT
I think I have inadvertantly become a snitch for the Housing Association. Is this a bad thing? Only if you get caught |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 7, 2018 10:36:10 GMT
What was the complaint?
"Dear housing association,
My neighbour is having better/more* sex than me and I can hear it.
Make it stop.
Yours,
As ever your humble servant,
Mr Tiddles"
*Delete where appropriate.
Or was it the chucking stuff out the window etc.
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Post by lonewolf on Oct 7, 2018 11:23:47 GMT
If I had a brewery, I'd call it Brew Urns. I will be writing to the Yeastie Boys brewery with the following suggestions: Fight for your right to barley Ill fermentation Sure-hops Triple (filtered) trouble And the slightly dubious: No yeast til brooklyn I await their response Sabeertage. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2018 11:53:53 GMT
What was the complaint? "Dear housing association, My neighbour is having better/more* sex than me and I can hear it. Make it stop. Yours, As ever your humble servant, Mr Tiddles Nope, not sex*. Got this new neighbour in, 2 doors down, lad 18 yr old, mum kicked him out, social services stuck him the midst a load of older people etc.. Was told to keep an eye on him by the housing, because I am a very responsible person. He keeps me & all his near neighbours up until 12-2am again (most nights) with his younger mates & their drug fuelled parties. He thinks nothing of parading around in the nude (baseball cap on obvs) with a bong. It's beyond f'king words. Upshot is, he's been served with an antisocial behaviour letter and will be dragged in to an interview late next week. No doubt the S.Services and his mum will attend because he is a 'vulnerable adult'. No he's not, he's a fucking prick. Sadly, I'm being dragged in on Tuesday to give them ammo for his interrogation. *No sexytime from upstairs since the 'he shoots, he scores!!' incident, on which I claim the 5th. [EDIT] Could it be Scubar? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 7, 2018 11:56:55 GMT
5.20 a pint in Curlers, which was a dive when I was a student and hasn't changed all that much, and half my monthly wages for a disappointing lunch in the stravaigen. The other half has rose tinted specs when it comes to Curlers. She remembers it being this awesome student bar, cosmopolitan and hip. I remember it being a dingy dive looking to rip off anyone daft enough to walk through its doors. Yeah I never liked it that much in the 90s, it was just a default option. Thats still its main raison d'etre by the looks of it. Good morning! Games? No. Strictly? No. I went to see these guys: youtu.be/nOK7ownE3Hgat a basememt venue in Glasgow which resembled a KGB execution room, and where the floor was so sticky it almost took the soles off your shoes when you attempted to move. This morning i am back in Fife and can hardly hear or speak, which is pretty much a great result for all concerned. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2018 11:59:21 GMT
I notice that Crankcaller immediately took the sex angle, s'pose that's librarians for you. crankcaller. Are you a sex person? |
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Post by amipal on Oct 7, 2018 12:22:21 GMT
I will be writing to the Yeastie Boys brewery with the following suggestions: Fight for your right to barley Ill fermentation Sure-hops Triple (filtered) trouble And the slightly dubious: No yeast til brooklyn I await their response Sabrewtage. FTFY |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2018 12:24:29 GMT
Strange Brew Creamery?
What are we doing?
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Post by amipal on Oct 7, 2018 12:25:12 GMT
Hello all.
Cat is back at the vets. Came downstairs this morning to find him rather jaundiced, not good. So he's back in for some fluids and stronger antibiotics. Poor lil guy.
Sounds like @mrtiddle's 18 year old neighbour needs smacking up sharp. Clearly responsibility and consideration were never instilled in him.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 7, 2018 12:26:55 GMT
Anyone planning on getting Call of Duty on Friday?
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2018 12:33:49 GMT
Hello all. Cat is back at the vets. Came downstairs this morning to find him rather jaundiced, not good. So he's back in for some fluids and stronger antibiotics. Poor lil guy. Sounds like @mrtiddle's 18 year old neighbour needs smacking up sharp. Clearly responsibility and consideration were never instilled in him. I've met his mother and I wasn't impressed. 2 kids, now decided to become a lesbian*. Also thick. *Before Shenguin jumps on my ass, I like lesbians. When you're as handsome and charming as I am, notwithstanding my Roger Moore voice. It's nice to relax in the company of others with no hidden agenda. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 7, 2018 12:36:14 GMT
"smacking up"
He's bad enough on the weed by the sounds of things. Throwing heroin into the mix won't help. Though quiter parties perhaps.
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Post by amipal on Oct 7, 2018 12:46:49 GMT
"smacking up" He's bad enough on the weed by the sounds of things. Throwing heroin into the mix won't help. Though quiter parties perhaps. BINGO! Both the person and response I expected! |
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