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Post by cobblers on Oct 11, 2018 8:34:33 GMT
So baby has a cleaning lady and an office, Cobblers has a dining/banquet Hall, scubar has two sheds. I'm pretty sure someone once mentioned owning a piano. Who the fuck are you people? Piano, cleaner, Barbour, hunters, plus I rent a lock up garage and at any one time have at least 40 bottles of wine, some of which are in the office because I’m lazy. This is how the 1% live. I’m pretty sure I don’t have a hall, unless there’s a room I’ve forgotten about somewhere. It’s possible. Last night I bought 3 cans of PCWL and 3 cans of Stone IPA and didn’t drink anything. I’m worried about me. |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 11, 2018 8:35:26 GMT
Baby do you tidy up before the cleaner comes? I know folk who do that. Now that's middle class angst right there. they’re cleaners, not your fucking mum. Have some pride. You get a housekeeper to do that. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 11, 2018 8:38:15 GMT
"wash all the pans which can't go in the dishwasher"
Scrap the new pc, put those pans in the bin, buy new pans that go in the dishwasher.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 11, 2018 8:42:37 GMT
Neverstick pans are a fucking revelation. The absolute bollocks. Dishwasherable but even the most mangled burnt on crap wipes straight off with a bit of water. Four fucking stars. Commendable.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 11, 2018 8:43:17 GMT
"wash all the pans which can't go in the dishwasher" Scrap the new pc, put those pans in the bin, buy new pans that go in the dishwasher. Scrap my Le-Crueset pans? Never! |
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Post by scubar on Oct 11, 2018 8:43:33 GMT
So baby has a cleaning lady and an office, Cobblers has a dining/banquet Hall, scubar has two sheds. I'm pretty sure someone once mentioned owning a piano. Who the fuck are you people? Piano, cleaner, Barbour, hunters, plus I rent a lock up garage and at any one time have at least 40 bottles of wine, some of which are in the office because I’m lazy. This is how the 1% live. I’m pretty sure I don’t have a hall, unless there’s a room I’ve forgotten about somewhere. It’s possible. Last night I bought 3 cans of PCWL and 3 cans of Stone IPA and didn’t drink anything. I’m worried about me. My mental picture of Cobblers grubbing around in the dirt on his farm wearing nothing but a patched up smock, ruined forever. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 11, 2018 8:43:57 GMT
My house is a total tip, but we've more or less just got used to it. Sometimes I think we should just bite the bullet and get a cleaner but my wife is against it, and the butler isn't keen either.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 11, 2018 8:46:57 GMT
Piano, cleaner, Barbour, hunters, plus I rent a lock up garage and at any one time have at least 40 bottles of wine, some of which are in the office because I’m lazy. This is how the 1% live. I’m pretty sure I don’t have a hall, unless there’s a room I’ve forgotten about somewhere. It’s possible. Last night I bought 3 cans of PCWL and 3 cans of Stone IPA and didn’t drink anything. I’m worried about me. My mental picture of Cobblers grubbing around in the dirt on his farm wearing nothing but a patched up smock, ruined forever. yeah, sadly I don’t have a farm. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 11, 2018 8:50:16 GMT
Ah. Yeah. We've got a le-crueset huge casserole that doesn't go in. Forgot about those. Sack my suggestion.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 11, 2018 9:02:10 GMT
I have a wife who I pay housekeeping to. Job done.
Bloody 'Bake off' millenials.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 11, 2018 9:02:17 GMT
The coating on non stick pans also comes off and gives you cancer or something. Another plus.
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Post by Melvazord on Oct 11, 2018 9:22:25 GMT
I'm amazed that a piano managed to fit into a tent at the side of the M42.
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Post by Dantra on Oct 11, 2018 9:25:43 GMT
Hi! Not you.
So I'm finally down with the kids and bought a Switch. Smashed in all the doors of Zelda and Mario, and now on to the next thing.
Is LA Noire actually complete dump? I've played a few chapters and the interrogation bits just seem completely random...
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 11, 2018 10:00:51 GMT
Smashed in all the doors of Zelda and Mario It's like Tony Hayers walks amongst us again. @dantra. You were in 'the other place'. Create an account here. Turn on, tune in... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 11, 2018 10:04:48 GMT
I'm going to have some Singapore noodles and hit the sack. I feel like I ate Cobblers' other sock.
#Pray4Tiddles
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Post by Faceless on Oct 11, 2018 10:09:18 GMT
Just remembered I played a game last night. Dark Souls. Smashed my way through demon ruins. I'm so glad to finally be done with that shitty lava area.
*Enters Lost Izalith*
Oh..
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 11, 2018 10:12:19 GMT
Just remembered I played a game last night. Dark Souls. Smashed my way through demon ruins. I'm so glad to finally be done with that shitty lava area. *Enters Lost Izalith* Oh.. I started Dark Souls, again, yesterday as well, I assume you're playing 2? <edit> I remember now, it's in 1 |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 11, 2018 10:20:26 GMT
mrtiddles about to join conchord wiv da angles.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 11, 2018 10:21:35 GMT
I have to do my own cleaning and I don't have a piano. All I have are these avocados to prove that I'm middle class. Or are they just evidence that I'm a millennial? I can't keep up.
My copy of L.A. Noire is still in its wrappings and deep in my backlog.
But you will be pleased to hear that last night I pummelled Gareth into submission on my first try. It just took a while.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 11, 2018 10:29:54 GMT
Just remembered I played a game last night. Dark Souls. Smashed my way through demon ruins. I'm so glad to finally be done with that shitty lava area. *Enters Lost Izalith* Oh.. I started Dark Souls, again, yesterday as well, I assume you're playing 2? <edit> I remember now, it's in 1 Yeah the remaster. I bought it the day it was released, hoping to get it done before RDR2 but I think I'm still a way off... |
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Post by llamaman1991 on Oct 11, 2018 10:31:33 GMT
Morning all!
Blocked on the first page for the Chatterbox being offensive and tasteless on the work PC.
Tasteless is certainly the work.
Apparently COD is being sold in GAME a day early because of a 50GB patch on day one.
Also, I've spent hours reading up on Soul Calibur 6 and the hype train is steaming ahead.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 11, 2018 10:39:19 GMT
Morning all!
Blocked on the first page for the Chatterbox being offensive and tasteless on the work PC. Well, I'm sure we all have no idea which cxxx wrote something offensive on the first page. Edit: so, erm, can we effectively stop llamaman1991 from posting by ensuring there's offensive language on every page? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 11, 2018 10:40:39 GMT
But you will be pleased to hear that last night I pummelled Gareth into submission on my first try. It just took a while. Can't move for sex chat in here these days. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 11, 2018 10:41:12 GMT
Morning all!
Blocked on the first page for the Chatterbox being offensive and tasteless on the work PC.
Tasteless is certainly the work. Gibberish is certainly the word. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 11, 2018 10:46:15 GMT
But you will be pleased to hear that last night I pummelled Gareth into submission on my first try. It just took a while. Can't move for sex chat in here these days. Is it any surprise this filth gets blocked at the workplace? |
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