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Post by crankcaller on Oct 21, 2018 8:22:36 GMT
Bacon, sausage, fried egg, beans, tottie scone, hash browns,mushrooms.
Pastries, coffee, grapefruit juice.
Bread, cheese.
That's right. I don't stay in hotels very often. I'm a fat bap.
The child wants to go swimming.
Send help... To the bottom of the pool.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 8:38:25 GMT
I enjoyed this comment:- Give Socky a fish and he can feed himself for a day, Give Socky the means to fish for himself and he'll be able to feed his family indefinitely. Give Socky a dirty white van and he'll draw a cock and balls on it. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 8:46:48 GMT
Bacon, sausage, fried egg, beans, tottie scone, hash browns,mushrooms. Pastries, coffee, grapefruit juice. Bread, cheese. That's right. I don't stay in hotels very often. I'm a fat bap. The child wants to go swimming. Send help... To the bottom of the pool. When I stay in hotels I only have a couple of bananas and a coffee for breakfast. In fact the last hotel I stayed in, they knocked £10 off the daily rate just for that. OTTM: The yoof 2 doors down has had a 2nd Antisocial Behaviour letter from the housing (nothing to do with me this time). That's 2 in 15 days. Can we not have him as Brexit Secretary? He also failed to attend an interview regarding his 1st letter. PM, perhaps? Abscess news: Due to my unbeatable constitution, it seems to be giving in. Mind you, I've been whacking it with 200mgs of Thiamine every day. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2018 9:05:51 GMT
I enjoyed this comment:- Give Socky a fish and he can feed himself for a day, Give Socky the means to fish for himself and he'll be able to feed his family indefinitely. Give Socky a dirty white van and he'll draw a cock and balls on it. Yeah, that comment stood out like a sore penis. Poor Socky, can't defend himself against the slander. I mean, does he even like fish? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 9:17:59 GMT
I enjoyed this comment:- Give Socky a fish and he can feed himself for a day, Give Socky the means to fish for himself and he'll be able to feed his family indefinitely. Give Socky a dirty white van and he'll draw a cock and balls on it. Yeah, that comment stood out like a sore penis. Poor Socky, can't defend himself against the slander. I mean, does he even like fish? Speaking of penises. I caught mine in my zipper the other morning. I'd forgotten how much that hurts. Instantly awake. Then you have to unzip it. The trepidation as you go for the unzip, it's going to hurt just as much, but it has to be (un)done. As per Socky. He likes fish curry. That I do know. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 21, 2018 9:24:21 GMT
I think the unzip is worse. You know it's coming and it's slower.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2018 9:28:21 GMT
Morning all,
Games: last night I had to leave Alfyn's boss fight to do other things (like going to bed). I can already see that this isn't going to end well. Need to retreat and regroup.
Parcel saga: the Royal Mail tracking website is working again and giving me the same information as yesterday, i.e. that it's being delivered "today", Saturday. I'll probably swing by the local distribution centre later and try and locate the thing. In the style of the hatchling in "Are You My Mother?" I will look at everyone and everything in that office with sad eyes and ask "Do you have my Dark Souls?"
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2018 9:37:53 GMT
I enjoyed this comment:- Give Socky a fish and he can feed himself for a day, Give Socky the means to fish for himself and he'll be able to feed his family indefinitely. Give Socky a dirty white van and he'll draw a cock and balls on it. Yeah, that comment stood out like a sore penis. Poor Socky, can't defend himself against the slander. I mean, does he even like fish? Do sore penises stand out? Surely they rather retreat back and tremble in fear. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 9:42:24 GMT
Yeah, that comment stood out like a sore penis. Poor Socky, can't defend himself against the slander. I mean, does he even like fish? Do sore penises stand out? Surely they rather retreat back and tremble in fear. This coming from the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you Shenguin (not too closely). FYI. Someone done a bad graffiti on your Avatar. (I bet it was Socky). |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 21, 2018 9:45:36 GMT
The unzip is definitely worse. I still have the scars, both physical and mental.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 9:48:59 GMT
I hate it when the zip gets stuck on the unzip.
Or is it that the unzip gets stuck on the zip? Confusing.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 10:15:58 GMT
I did have a phase of regularly encountering Willie Rennie, leader of the Scottish LibDems, in random places: in a service station toilet on the M6; and jogging past my living room window. I can't believe I missed this. 'Random places'. Yeh, right. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2018 10:28:07 GMT
I never knew that wearing pants could be so fraught with danger.
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Post by Amiibolover on Oct 21, 2018 10:42:55 GMT
My penis is bigger than yours
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 21, 2018 10:51:45 GMT
I did have a phase of regularly encountering Willie Rennie, leader of the Scottish LibDems, in random places: in a service station toilet on the M6; and jogging past my living room window. I can't believe I missed this. 'Random places'. Yeh, right. Not only was he in the same toilet, when I went back out to the car he was parked next to me. Yes, we are lovers. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 11:00:15 GMT
I can't believe I missed this. 'Random places'. Yeh, right. Not only was he in the same toilet, when I went back out to the car he was parked next to me. Yes, we are lovers. I have googled him. I believe you are 'punching above your weight'. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 11:01:42 GMT
I never knew that wearing pants could be so fraught with danger. You read it here first. I bet Destry has stories to tell. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 11:03:26 GMT
My penis is bigger than yours That's not a penis, it's a pube. (puts microscope away) |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2018 11:03:56 GMT
I never knew that wearing pants could be so fraught with danger. Alright Toolio, calm down and try to remember to say trousers instead of pants. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 21, 2018 11:32:51 GMT
I see Shenguin has turned his avatar into a Rorschach test. All I see is a badly drawn pair of scissors so that proves once and for all that I am not a potential serial killer.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2018 11:34:27 GMT
I never knew that wearing pants could be so fraught with danger. Alright Toolio, calm down and try to remember to say trousers instead of pants. I say pants to that. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2018 11:36:46 GMT
I see Shenguin has turned his avatar into a Rorschach test. All I see is a badly drawn pair of scissors so that proves once and for all that I am not a potential serial killer. For me it brings to mind Babyfark's entire artistic oeuvre. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 11:43:05 GMT
I see Shenguin has turned his avatar into a Rorschach test. All I see is a badly drawn pair of scissors so that proves once and for all that I am not a potential serial killer. All I see is a seal with a pair of spectacles and a long nose, so that proves I am not a mass murderer. |
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2018 11:49:03 GMT
Tent Hen visits her local Royal Mail depot. 
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2018 11:49:03 GMT
I see Shenguin has turned his avatar into a Rorschach test. All I see is a badly drawn pair of scissors so that proves once and for all that I am not a potential serial killer. For me it brings to mind Babyfark's entire artistic oeuvre. Beautifully said. 4**** |
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