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Post by crankcaller on Dec 1, 2017 13:10:34 GMT
Is it all paid for? Is there food?
As a favour I could go in your place. Just this once though. I'm not going to your work for you all next week.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 1, 2017 13:42:19 GMT
Killed it.
Stick it in a box and burn it.
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 1, 2017 13:47:18 GMT
Is it all paid for? Is there food? As a favour I could go in your place. Just this once though. I'm not going to your work for you all next week. No, and yes but it must be paid for. Doesn't seem all that appealing but I see these mates only once or twice a year at best. The chances are I'll go down with the intention of going for the meal and a couple, get home at 4 and then feel like death all week. I make the same mistake every year. |
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Post by FieryMeat on Dec 1, 2017 14:32:27 GMT
Why does Rolling have three chickens? Is he a farmer?
Rolling! Why do you have three chickens? Are you a farmer?
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2017 14:34:08 GMT
Why does Rolling have three chickens? Is he a farmer? Rolling! Why do you have three chickens? Are you a farmer? Sharing a tent next to the M6 with three chickens does not make you a farmer. |
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Post by cobblers on Dec 1, 2017 14:45:30 GMT
Why does Rolling have three chickens? Is he a farmer? Rolling! Why do you have three chickens? Are you a farmer? Sharing a tent next to the M6 with three chickens does not make you a farmer. What about the M5? Asking for a freind. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 1, 2017 14:48:07 GMT
Sharing a tent next to the M6 with three chickens does not make you a farmer. What about the M5? Asking for a freind. Generally, sharing any kind of temporary shelter with livestock next to a major motorway is not considered to be any kind of farming or any other industry. Its just a blanket thing. Probably something to do with the EU. |
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Post by cobblers on Dec 1, 2017 14:49:11 GMT
My whole life is a lie.
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Post by doctoralimantado on Dec 1, 2017 14:50:08 GMT
Rolling Escargot has a chicken, a fox and a bag of grain. He wants to go to Cardiff to watch Mastodon (who, I assume, play 90s acid jazz) but has to cross the river Taff. There is a boat but it's only big enough to take Escargot and one from the chicken, the fox or the bag of grain. If left unsupervised the fox will eat the chicken and chicken will eat the grain. How does Escargot cross the river and attend the gig without any harm befalling the chicken, the fox or the grain?
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Post by FieryMeat on Dec 1, 2017 14:53:27 GMT
Rolling Escargot has a chicken, a fox and a bag of grain. He wants to go to Cardiff to watch Mastodon (who, I assume, play 90s acid jazz) but has to cross the river Taff. There is a boat but it's only big enough to take Escargot and one from the chicken, the fox or the bag of grain. If left unsupervised the fox will eat the chicken and chicken will eat the grain. How does Escargot cross the river and attend the gig without any harm befalling the chicken, the fox or the grain? He has three chickens, he said so earlier |
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Post by doctoralimantado on Dec 1, 2017 14:55:00 GMT
Rolling Escargot has a chicken, a fox and a bag of grain. He wants to go to Cardiff to watch Mastodon (who, I assume, play 90s acid jazz) but has to cross the river Taff. There is a boat but it's only big enough to take Escargot and one from the chicken, the fox or the bag of grain. If left unsupervised the fox will eat the chicken and chicken will eat the grain. How does Escargot cross the river and attend the gig without any harm befalling the chicken, the fox or the grain? He has three chickens, he said so earlier Two of the chickens have other plans this evening. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 1, 2017 15:01:25 GMT
Rolling Escargot has a chicken, a fox and a bag of grain. He wants to go to Cardiff to watch Mastodon (who, I assume, play 90s acid jazz) but has to cross the river Taff. There is a boat but it's only big enough to take Escargot and one from the chicken, the fox or the bag of grain. If left unsupervised the fox will eat the chicken and chicken will eat the grain. How does Escargot cross the river and attend the gig without any harm befalling the chicken, the fox or the grain? He has three chickens, he said so earlier He can only take one chicken at a time, so he had to leave two chickens with the fox. That means he's now only got one chicken and a very full fox. But that's okay, because the two chickens have also crossed to "the other side". Now people at the Mastodon concert will give Escargot plenty of space since he turned up with a chicken and a fox giving out chicken farts |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:11:41 GMT
Alimantado
Is it: rotisserie the chicken for later, release the fox into the wild, chuck the grain in the river, and have a nice steak instead?
Fiery Meat
I am living the suburban dream. It's like the Good Life. I even have nice but wrong neighbours, like a Margo and Jerry for the Brexit age.
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Post by FieryMeat on Dec 1, 2017 15:14:27 GMT
I can just imagine Rolling going down to the coop of a morning and collecting his eggs. Chockling at the thought of everyone else having to go down the shops when they want a dippy egg.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:16:53 GMT
Listen buddy, I *am* the fucking co-op round these here parts.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:17:48 GMT
Coop? Co-op? I've fucked that one right up.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:18:49 GMT
It's true though, you cannot beat a poached egg that's been freshly laid. Egg chat.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 1, 2017 15:20:41 GMT
Listen buddy, I *am* the fucking co-op round these here parts. Do you offer any Wickerman-style burials with added bees? |
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Post by doctoralimantado on Dec 1, 2017 15:20:43 GMT
It's true though, you cannot beat a poached egg that's been freshly laid. Egg chat. Indeed - as that would be scrambled. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 1, 2017 15:26:17 GMT
I get my eggs from the Co-op too.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:26:43 GMT
It's true though, you cannot beat a poached egg that's been freshly laid. Egg chat. Indeed - as that would be scrambled. Alright, Gordon Ramsay. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2017 15:34:28 GMT
Afternoon all,
Not in the office today and ICT have messed up remote working, bit of a success there. Worked my way through some episodes of catastrophe on Amazon, pretty ok comedy.
Anyone watched godless? Good western fix?
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Post by FieryMeat on Dec 1, 2017 15:36:11 GMT
I had to Google the correct spelling of coop. It shows the little 'shopping' thing at the top; £100+ for a coop!
Rolling must be doing alright. Although I guess he's saving the money from not having to go down the co-op.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:37:00 GMT
Afternoon all, Not in the office today and ICT have messed up remote working, bit of a success there. Worked my way through some episodes of catastrophe on Amazon, pretty ok comedy. Anyone watched godless? Good western fix? I've watched the first 10 minutes, which made me queasy enough to stop. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 1, 2017 15:40:57 GMT
I had to Google the correct spelling of coop. It shows the little 'shopping' thing at the top; £100+ for a coop! Rolling must be doing alright. Although I guess he's saving the money from not having to go down the co-op. £100? Lol. Ours was a lot more than that, I think it must be an en-suite. However, a Tesco free range egg costs about 14.6p. 3 eggs a day, that's about £3 per week saved on eggs. £150 a year. £600 over the 4 years since we got them. Plus, I eat so many eggs that I never go to the loo any more, so there are significant knock-on savings on toilet roll. |
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