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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2018 9:26:21 GMT
Commuter rage chat: People who drive at 50mph in the right lane on a dual carriageway, despite the left lane being clear.
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Post by llamaman1991 on Nov 14, 2018 9:27:20 GMT
Hallo.
I am at work soaking because of late trains.
People who casually walk in front of you even though you're at the front of the queue waiting for the train need to be lined up against that wall too.
RDR2 chat.
I spent 45 minutes in the game and bought three pairs of trousers, drank some beard tonic and tried to catch a legendary fish - I didn't get it.
Still at 36%
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2018 9:27:54 GMT
Sweepstake on when Crank will snap and start bludgeoning lonely people in public places with his new handset? Last night: Japanese class. Missed last week's class and now I'm lost. Apparently, sentences end in a different way if you're explaining something or asking for an explanation. This then changes the form of the verb. Why? No idea. (Margaret Thatcher voice): 'Because they're foreign, dear.'
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 14, 2018 9:31:11 GMT
What about those people who stand in front of the train barrier and then start shuffling around for their ticket? Or even worse the people who do this but then call over the assistant and between them they block two train barrier gates? Waterboarding is too good for them.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2018 9:37:29 GMT
Got to pick a couple of photos for next week's print competition - "man-made". Maybe a shot of something other than Angry's Johnson.
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Post by Destry on Nov 14, 2018 9:38:42 GMT
People who casually walk in front of you even though you're at the front of the queue waiting for the train need to be lined up against that wall too.
People who step off escalators and then stop, creating a pile up behind them. And people who stop at the bottom of the up escalator, pick out the stair that they want to stand on and then jump for it as it moves up and away from them. We're gonna need a bigger wall.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2018 9:48:54 GMT
Edit: Re. annoying people. The one's who get off a train/ bus, take two steps then stop really get me. Mainly because when you inevitably bump into them they tut loudly as if it was your fucking fault. Arseholes. This. I was behind a pensioner shuffling to get off the bus and I was in a hurry for an important appointment. He then tried to step off the bus, tripped, and fell off, face first, into some grass. I remember shouting 'inconsiderate shit' as I walked over his body in order to keep my shoes clean.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 14, 2018 9:54:03 GMT
What about those people who stand in front of the train barrier and then start shuffling around for their ticket? Or even worse the people who do this but then call over the assistant and between them they block two train barrier gates? Waterboarding is too good for them. The Forth Road Bridge closure brought swarms of these idiots for what seemed to be their first time on to the trains. Hoards of people taking 5 minutes to buy a ticket when there's a queue of 30 people behind them, people too stupid to move up the isles when the train was full... the only saving grace was that the barriers were opened because the trains were packed with these dumb-dumbs. The dehumanising language from the Brexit campaign is more than justified here.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 14, 2018 10:17:30 GMT
Crankers- what are you planning on getting for the Switch?
Basically this is an excuse for me to write out my top switch games: Splatoon 2 Zelda obvs Diablo 3 Darks Souls obvs Monster hunter GU
There’s probably more than that but I’ve already forgotten. Your welcome
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Post by amipal on Nov 14, 2018 10:17:39 GMT
Got to pick a couple of photos for next week's print competition - "man-made". Maybe a shot of something other than Angry's Johnson. Hey, that's all natural. I'm told.
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Post by Destry on Nov 14, 2018 10:18:16 GMT
What about those people who stand in front of the train barrier and then start shuffling around for their ticket? Or even worse the people who do this but then call over the assistant and between them they block two train barrier gates? Waterboarding is too good for them. people too stupid to move up the isles when the train was full... Cramond, Craigleith, Fidra?
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 14, 2018 10:30:58 GMT
people too stupid to move up the isles when the train was full... Cramond, Craigleith, Fidra? Aisle end up being the new wolfie if I don't pay more attention.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2018 10:35:54 GMT
8GB. What was your test game? The first pc I built had 512MB of system ram. And the graphics card I think had 32MB. Don't forget the sweet, sweet sound blaster. My first pc had a 540 MB hard drive. That was big in them days 4MB of RAM later improved to 8. It played CIV and CIV 2 and that is enough for anyone.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2018 10:40:36 GMT
8GB. What was your test game? The first pc I built had 512MB of system ram. And the graphics card I think had 32MB. Don't forget the sweet, sweet sound blaster. My first pc had a 540 MB hard drive. That was big in them days 4MB of RAM later improved to 8. It played CIV and CIV 2 and that is enough for anyone. I'm still suffering flashbacks from 16k ram pack wobbles.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2018 10:45:16 GMT
PC wankers
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Post by amipal on Nov 14, 2018 10:50:27 GMT
My first computer was an Amiga 500, 512KB chip RAM upgraded to 1MB.
Then an A1200 with 2MB chip RAM. Bought an expansion card and installed 8MB of fast RAM. A while later upgraded that to a Blizzard 1230/IV with 68030 CPU and 68882 FPU, and 16MB.
Then... upgraded to a Blizzard 603e PowerPC accelerator card, which also had a 68040 on-board. 32MB fast RAM.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2018 10:56:38 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2018 11:11:05 GMT
Crankers- what are you planning on getting for the Switch? Basically this is an excuse for me to write out my top switch games: Splatoon 2 Zelda obvs Diablo 3 Darks Souls obvs Monster hunter GU There’s probably more than that but I’ve already forgotten. Your welcome After watching the stream that tenthen posted I'll be getting BOTW. But I may get Mario Kart first while I complete rdr2. Don't think I've time for both at the same time. I'm going to see what my nephew has as carts and not downloads. The wee shite better lend me some or his Xmas is getting cancelled. Probably pay the 15 quid to get some nes mario as well. My Amazon wishlist for Xmas presents suddenly has a large micro-sd card on it.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2018 11:12:13 GMT
The beach at cramond is lovely.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 14, 2018 11:12:53 GMT
Hiya!
From now on I'm staying away from walls.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2018 11:17:05 GMT
Crankers- what are you planning on getting for the Switch? Basically this is an excuse for me to write out my top switch games: Splatoon 2 Zelda obvs Diablo 3 Darks Souls obvs Monster hunter GU There’s probably more than that but I’ve already forgotten. Your welcome Mario odyssey you monster
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2018 11:19:35 GMT
Crankers- what are you planning on getting for the Switch? Basically this is an excuse for me to write out my top switch games: Splatoon 2 Zelda obvs Diablo 3 Darks Souls obvs Monster hunter GU There’s probably more than that but I’ve already forgotten. Your welcome Mario odyssey you monster That’s the one where he’s killing people in Ancient Greece, right?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2018 12:13:36 GMT
Not long out a meeting. On the previous minutes was a mention of antiquarian boobs. Real niche collection that.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 14, 2018 12:44:29 GMT
Not long out a meeting. On the previous minutes was a mention of antiquarian boobs. Real niche collection that. I know you're trying to be polite, but 'antiquarian tits' is the correct way to refer to Bargain Hunt presenters.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 14, 2018 12:45:51 GMT
My colleague is on lunch and his phone is ringing, that's my cue to leave before they try my line.
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