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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 16:38:20 GMT
My dad does a shit Indian accent and says "Ah hello dear" when he sees an Indian person. He also does a deep voiced "Hello Winston" when he's sees black people. oooooooh-kayyyyyy, Old Man Zord isn't that bad. Fucking hell, did your dad just watch an episode of Till Death Us Do Part and think "yes sir, thats the life for me!" But it does explain where baby gets his great sense of humour from |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 4, 2017 16:38:37 GMT
The paper plate interferes with my Father Christmas hat.
My passport used to be grey. The red EU passport was a big improvement.
P.S. I like the "Thread Summary". It consists of
cobblers:
Idiots.
scubar:
You people
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Post by GetOver on Dec 4, 2017 16:51:51 GMT
My dad voted remain because I told him too. As I said last week...sort it out.
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Post by GetOver on Dec 4, 2017 16:52:08 GMT
toooooooooo
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Post by mlu035rsc on Dec 4, 2017 16:52:21 GMT
Forgive me for being thick, but is the only way to post to do a reply?
Oh, and hello!
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Post by GetOver on Dec 4, 2017 16:53:32 GMT
Hey, I think we've rumbled Socky. Blue passport? How would he know if he was supposedly born in 75?
Socky is actually Miss Marple. This what I have believed to be true for a long time.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 4, 2017 16:56:13 GMT
Forgive me for being thick, but is the only way to post to do a reply? Oh, and hello! |
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2017 16:56:47 GMT
Forgive me for being thick, but is the only way to post to do a reply? Oh, and hello! if you click on the Quote button, you can include the comment you're responding to. EDIT: Oh, and hello. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 4, 2017 17:02:21 GMT
Forgive me for being thick, but is the only way to post to do a reply? Oh, and hello! Hello! You forgot your paper plate! What Felice and Destry said. Please refer to grandpa amipal's earlier post re: netiquette if you feel like it |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 4, 2017 17:11:00 GMT
Anyone care to join me for a manly weep?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2017 17:12:51 GMT
Did anyone else's dad vote for Brexit? I've got a pal who voted for it as he was basically feeling sorry for himself and was in a bad mood. His flat in Glasgow had lost a lot in value due to Roma neighbours and he was unemployed with no money for hash. He immediately regretted it the next day. Fuckwittery. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 4, 2017 17:17:54 GMT
Evening.
What's all this paper plate business?
I don't accept it.
I love the wonderous diversity of creation, except for you obviously.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 4, 2017 17:22:04 GMT
Hey, I think we've rumbled Socky. Blue passport? How would he know if he was supposedly born in 75? Socky is actually Miss Marple. This what I have believed to be true for a long time. My claimed year of birth is actually 1977, as evidenced by my PSN name. As for my almost supernatural knowledge of events or subjects that occurred before that date...well, the simple fact is I have developed a means of timetravel enabling me to gather information on a whole host of subjects that would otherwise be lost to time. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2017 17:22:19 GMT
How can you have a worldwide injunction?
That's bonkers. Surely you would have to apply to every high court in every land.
If we all wore paper masks you wouldn't need it.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 4, 2017 17:27:30 GMT
I'd have thought that the huge problem we are having disentangling our selves from the bureaucratic nightmare that is Europe would in itself show how much we need to leave it behind. Being ruled by faceless beurocrats that no one has ever voted for sure as hell ain't for me
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Post by mlu035rsc on Dec 4, 2017 17:30:05 GMT
Did anyone else's dad vote for Brexit? Mine said he was going to. He also said he was going to vote UKIP a couple of general elections ago. He says he never did vote UKIP, basically because I publicly shamed him on Facebook and called him a c**t for it, but I don't believe him. I am pretty sure he voted OUT. He is such a c**t. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2017 17:31:13 GMT
Being ruled by faceless beurocrats that no one has ever voted for sure as hell ain't for me Like the civil service you mean? |
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Post by mlu035rsc on Dec 4, 2017 17:41:28 GMT
Games: South Park : Stick of Truth. So much mirth and merriment. I'm not sure I've mastered all the mechanics of it entirely but by heck it's fun. Everything else on the back burner until 22nd December.
Films: Not been to the cinema for a while. Watched Taken 3 at home, terrible. Watched A Walk Among the Tombstones at home, terrible. Still haven't unwrapped The Handmaiden blu-ray yet.
TV: Still persevering with The Flash, and Arrow. Gave up on Supergirl. Will replace with The Punisher now I have Netflix and finish S2 of Daredevil. Blue Planet II - amazing photography, depressing as hell pollutionry, on the whole humans suck.
Dating: Still doing it. Met a lovely woman last Saturday and had the best night out after a month of messaging. Next morning. Sorry, I want more children. Why the fcuk didn't you say that a month ago when we started messaging, and more to the point why did you even contact me when my profile clearly states "I cannot have children and do not want children, but don't mind if you already have children." She's a fcuken teacher too, no wonder our kids can't read and write when they leave school if they're being educated by fcukplanks like her.
Dog: Why is my husky moulting. Please. It's winter. Stop moulting. Please.
Other stuff: I may have 44 330ml cans of beer for Christmas in my spare bedroom and a lack of willpower.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 4, 2017 18:03:12 GMT
Other stuff: I may have 44 330ml cans of beer for Christmas in my spare bedroom and a lack of willpower. I also decided to start the Christmas stock up this weekend, to spread the cost between two pay days. The Rum, Gin, Bourbon and Brandy has already been cracked open. #lackofwillpower. #liverache. |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 4, 2017 18:03:18 GMT
Games: South Park : Stick of Truth. So much mirth and merriment. I'm not sure I've mastered all the mechanics of it entirely but by heck it's fun. Everything else on the back burner until 22nd December. Films: Not been to the cinema for a while. Watched Taken 3 at home, terrible. Watched A Walk Among the Tombstones at home, terrible. Still haven't unwrapped The Handmaiden blu-ray yet. TV: Still persevering with The Flash, and Arrow. Gave up on Supergirl. Will replace with The Punisher now I have Netflix and finish S2 of Daredevil. Blue Planet II - amazing photography, depressing as hell pollutionry, on the whole humans suck. Dating: Still doing it. Met a lovely woman last Saturday and had the best night out after a month of messaging. Next morning. Sorry, I want more children. Why the fcuk didn't you say that a month ago when we started messaging, and more to the point why did you even contact me when my profile clearly states "I cannot have children and do not want children, but don't mind if you already have children." She's a fcuken teacher too, no wonder our kids can't read and write when they leave school if they're being educated by fcukplanks like her. Dog: Why is my husky moulting. Please. It's winter. Stop moulting. Please. Other stuff: I may have 44 330ml cans of beer for Christmas in my spare bedroom and a lack of willpower. Moulting its warm weather coat to replace with thicker coat? |
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 4, 2017 18:27:02 GMT
Games: South Park : Stick of Truth. So much mirth and merriment. I'm not sure I've mastered all the mechanics of it entirely but by heck it's fun. Everything else on the back burner until 22nd December. Films: Not been to the cinema for a while. Watched Taken 3 at home, terrible. Watched A Walk Among the Tombstones at home, terrible. Still haven't unwrapped The Handmaiden blu-ray yet. TV: Still persevering with The Flash, and Arrow. Gave up on Supergirl. Will replace with The Punisher now I have Netflix and finish S2 of Daredevil. Blue Planet II - amazing photography, depressing as hell pollutionry, on the whole humans suck. Dating: Still doing it. Met a lovely woman last Saturday and had the best night out after a month of messaging. Next morning. Sorry, I want more children. Why the fcuk didn't you say that a month ago when we started messaging, and more to the point why did you even contact me when my profile clearly states "I cannot have children and do not want children, but don't mind if you already have children." She's a fcuken teacher too, no wonder our kids can't read and write when they leave school if they're being educated by fcukplanks like her. Dog: Why is my husky moulting. Please. It's winter. Stop moulting. Please. Other stuff: I may have 44 330ml cans of beer for Christmas in my spare bedroom and a lack of willpower. I like the sounds of the 44 day advent calendar. Or are you doubling up to only 22 days? The arrow reddit gave up on the series and went to punisher, seen the firsthand a bit of the second season of arrow, worth getting back into? Having a husky sounds good, it was only ever them or staffies I saw when living in Aberdeen. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 4, 2017 18:32:56 GMT
I'd have thought that the huge problem we are having disentangling our selves from the bureaucratic nightmare that is Europe would in itself show how much we need to leave it behind. Being ruled by faceless beurocrats that no one has ever voted for sure as hell ain't for me Dont take this the wrong way, but fuck off. Fuck right off. Keep fucking off and then fuck off some more. In fact, take it however you want, but do still fuck off. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2017 19:00:24 GMT
Dating: Still doing it. Met a lovely woman last Saturday and had the best night out after a month of messaging. Next morning. Sorry, I want more children. Why the fcuk didn't you say that a month ago when we started messaging, and more to the point why did you even contact me when my profile clearly states "I cannot have children and do not want children, but don't mind if you already have children." She's a fcuken teacher too, no wonder our kids can't read and write when they leave school if they're being educated by fcukplanks like her.
What's the best/worst/blurst excuse you've used to get out of a second date?
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 4, 2017 19:50:35 GMT
Dating: Still doing it. Met a lovely woman last Saturday and had the best night out after a month of messaging. Next morning. Sorry, I want more children. Why the fcuk didn't you say that a month ago when we started messaging, and more to the point why did you even contact me when my profile clearly states "I cannot have children and do not want children, but don't mind if you already have children." She's a fcuken teacher too, no wonder our kids can't read and write when they leave school if they're being educated by fcukplanks like her. What's the best/worst/blurst excuse you've used to get out of a second date? 'Sorry, I want more children.' |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 4, 2017 20:05:37 GMT
Being ruled by faceless beurocrats that no one has ever voted for sure as hell ain't for me Good news! You're not. |
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