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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 3, 2018 10:59:15 GMT
Lay him out and then lick him? I'm not sure I'm into that scene. If that is a scene. Is that a thing? Necrophilia, that's a scene you can join |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 10:59:30 GMT
You'll all love this.
Gets a phone notification. Opens it from the notification drop-down.
An SMS from dpd. Hey, we're sending you a switch tomorrow...
Clicks the link and I look at the options as I won't be there. The nearby collection shops options are crap so tap back. It closes. Go into my messages app. The SMS is not there. Not fucking there.
The history in the shitty Samsung browser has the link but doesn't work. FFS.
Should get a txt tomorrow with my 1hr window and might be able to sort then.
Aaaaaghhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 11:01:12 GMT
Tiddles what's the deal with that kid, shouldn't he have been chucked out by now? If he is staying then go to the local paper and tell them how a violent drug user walks around threatening people in the building, you will need one or two others to back your story up. The deal is this. His mother booted him out because she was tired of coming home from work to her house filled with the smell of skunk and his scummy mates. Cue Social Services who strong-armed my housing association to putting him in here as a 'vulnerable person'. Now, he's had 2 warnings about his loud shit music and has stopped it (so far). Yet he still has at least 2 mates living there (apparently legit) and a load of young people using his flat for drugs and his bed for sex. He's not personally violent (just inanimate objects). Verbally aggressive, yes, but he knows (somewhere in that head) that 'push come to shove' he's going to lose and lose big. As I said before, he's not intimidating (but thinks he is) - bad combination. I was thinking of informing the Housing dude, but I don't thnk I will, not yet. Let see where his lunacy leads him (hopefully he'll trip over and fall face first onto my fist). |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 3, 2018 11:01:22 GMT
Crank still thinks he is getting a Switch LOL
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 11:03:47 GMT
Crank still thinks he is getting a Switch LOL Shouldn't you be taking acid and hiding from Charlie? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 11:19:00 GMT
Mr Tiddles there, ganging up on and bullying neighbours because they have mental health issues. It's beyond fucking words.. You want a war? I'll give you a war..* *not you |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 11:21:15 GMT
OTTM: The Jehovans are having a visit this afternoon courtesy of Mr Tids Associates. Let's see how that pans out.
Still, fellow bloggers, there will be a flat available living above 'The Lad' shortly. Any takers? Rambozo? Scubar? (oh, perhaps not, given his recent 'departure' in the USA)
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 3, 2018 11:26:48 GMT
'War, Nobby. Huh! What’s it good for?’ he said.
‘Dunno, sarge. Freeing slaves, maybe?’
‘Absol-Well, okay.’
‘Defending yourself from a totalitarian aggressor?’
‘All right, I’ll grant you that, but -’
‘Saving civilization against a horde of -’
‘It doesn’t do any good in the long run is what I’m saying, Nobby, if you’d listen for five seconds together,’ said Fred
Colon sharply.
‘Yeah, but in the long run what does, sarge?'
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 3, 2018 11:30:40 GMT
Mostly working this weekend. And this week.
Games - That Artifact. Its proper good. Also bought BFV as it was slightly reduced. Looks nice but didn't get to actually play it due to said work.
OTTM - I had something so scintillating to tell you lot about it would have scintillated you out of the solar system but I've forgotten what it was. Truly scintillating. Hooray for autocroccect
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 11:32:52 GMT
Managed to get in to the dpd website and its now going to a neighbour.
Praise jeebus.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 3, 2018 11:35:57 GMT
Hi, Someone has arranged for a new switch to come just in time for Christmas. Do you reckon I just tell them the DPD bloke never came or it was left in the bins on binday?
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 3, 2018 11:37:30 GMT
he's not intimidating (but thinks he is)
Living next door to Shenguin is problematic.
The best thing to do is humour/ignore him.
Whatever you do don't let him collect your DPD parcels.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 11:49:51 GMT
'War, Nobby. Huh! What’s it good for?’ he said. ‘Dunno, sarge. Freeing slaves, maybe?’ ‘Absol-Well, okay.’ ‘Defending yourself from a totalitarian aggressor?’ ‘All right, I’ll grant you that, but -’ ‘Saving civilization against a horde of -’ ‘It doesn’t do any good in the long run is what I’m saying, Nobby, if you’d listen for five seconds together,’ said Fred Colon sharply. ‘Yeah, but in the long run what does, sarge?' What have the Romans ever done for us? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 3, 2018 12:10:11 GMT
I'm just taking the piss Mr Tiddles, I don't mean any shit.
I just had the misfortune to hear an appalling cover of Fairytale of New York. Really bland. Apparently "blagger" now rhymes with "maggot". I mean, I can see why they changed the line, but not why they made it so much worse.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 3, 2018 12:15:20 GMT
Ed Sheeran apparently.
I can understand why he opted to make a song blander and worse.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 12:16:42 GMT
Hi, Someone has arranged for a new switch to come just in time for Christmas. Do you reckon I just tell them the DPD bloke never came or it was left in the bins on binday? Unless your house ajoins the legitimate switch owners you may well end up with a flammable liquid poured through your letterbox in the dead of night. I'd be careful of that. Probably ignited by a burning copy of "Breath of the Wild" |
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 3, 2018 12:20:17 GMT
I'm just taking the piss Mr Tiddles, I don't mean any shit. I just had the misfortune to hear an appalling cover of Fairytale of New York. Really bland. Apparently "blagger" now rhymes with "maggot". I mean, I can see why they changed the line, but not why they made it so much worse. Why didn't they simply rhyme 'maggot' with some kind of disgusting meat product?  |
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 3, 2018 12:22:12 GMT
Hi, Someone has arranged for a new switch to come just in time for Christmas. Do you reckon I just tell them the DPD bloke never came or it was left in the bins on binday? Unless your house ajoins the legitimate switch owners you may well end up with a flammable liquid poured through your letterbox in the dead of night. I'd be careful of that. Probably ignited by a burning copy of "Breath of the Wild" Glad there's a silver lining to missing out on a copy in the eshop sale. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 3, 2018 12:28:20 GMT
Hi, Someone has arranged for a new switch to come just in time for Christmas. Do you reckon I just tell them the DPD bloke never came or it was left in the bins on binday? Unless your house ajoins the legitimate switch owners you may well end up with a flammable liquid poured through your letterbox in the dead of night. I'd be careful of that. Probably ignited by a burning copy of "Breath of the Wild" "Game of the Year" |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 12:41:37 GMT
Hi, Someone has arranged for a new switch to come just in time for Christmas. Do you reckon I just tell them the DPD bloke never came or it was left in the bins on binday? Unless your house ajoins the legitimate switch owners you may well end up with a flammable liquid poured through your letterbox in the dead of night. I'd be careful of that. Probably ignited by a burning copy of "Breath of the Wild" I've got some 'friends' who may be able to 'assist' with your 'problem'. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 3, 2018 12:44:19 GMT
Imagine the 'boxers all living in the same cul-de-sac, wouldn't that be fun?
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 12:47:48 GMT
I'm just taking the piss Mr Tiddles, I don't mean any shit. I know that. In other news. Plain clothes coppers have just 'gained peaceful entry' into the flat above 'the lad'. This is the lady who is due to be evicted on Wednesday. I don't think I need a TV around here. I also may get around to that job application at some point. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 3, 2018 12:50:45 GMT
Imagine the 'boxers all living in the same cul-de-sac, wouldn't that be fun? Jonestown part 2. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 3, 2018 13:18:55 GMT
I had last night's leftover chicken tikka madras re-heated for lunch. Also, Chocolate Fudge cake.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 3, 2018 13:19:57 GMT
Imagine the 'boxers all living in the same cul-de-sac, wouldn't that be fun? Jonestown part 2. With Elvis Juice instead of Kool-Aid. |
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