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Post by Admin on Dec 2, 2018 22:32:57 GMT
 It's Monday. |
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 3, 2018 4:14:44 GMT
Good God that came round again quickly
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 3, 2018 7:01:35 GMT
I am retired etc etc and I still HATE Mondays ... ... the one day of the week you can't get hold of any specialist in the NHS. Well, at least I am done commuting. Games
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 3, 2018 7:02:37 GMT
... keep me sane (-ish).
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 7:31:52 GMT
Sliced myself shaving. Not the best start to the day. toolio2010 which bf you playing? The new one? Hello. Games. GTA. Spawn killing some asshole. Not something we'd noramlly do but he was being a dick. Someone being a dick in GTA. I for one was shocked. TV. Big little lies. Mrs Cranks request. First episode was excellent and I hope it keeps it up. Watched a guy I've seen playing Zelda play Mario Odyssey. It's huge. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 3, 2018 8:11:41 GMT
The top floor of this bus smells of dog food.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 3, 2018 8:43:13 GMT
I watched the The Ballad of Buster Scruggs yesterday, thought it was pretty good although Mrs Fark hated it. I liked the Liam Neeson story best. Other than that met up with my mother and brother for some xmas shopping in town which was awful but at least now it's done I also.................
so I continued crawling face down in the mud through to where I heard the motorcycle head. Inching slowly up and over the hill I saw the parked motorbike just outside a small town. The town was typical 'Nam and I expected my target was plundering the nearby houses for provisions. It didn't take long for him to return, I waited until he reached the bike before sending the first shot from my M416. He was hit but unsure where the shot came and circled round his bike presenting a side view to me, two more shots and he went down. Down for good. Damn this war.
....managed to fit some Fortnite and PUBG in. It certainly feels a lot more like Christmas now, the plan is to put the tree up at the weekend.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 3, 2018 8:43:52 GMT
The top floor of this bus smells of dog food. It's Ok chum you'll be off soon. Can you cope pal? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 8:52:14 GMT
The top floor of this bus smells of dog food. It's Ok chum you'll be off soon. Can you cope pal? Those puns have some strong pedigree right there |
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Post by Conchord on Dec 3, 2018 9:04:14 GMT
Morning shitstains.
Not much gaming this weekend, gutted the house ready for Christmas decs going up.
TV wise started The Good Place, which is pretty fun, and watched Fury get robbed. Also went to see Creed 2 at the cinema. Very good.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 3, 2018 9:09:53 GMT
It's Ok chum you'll be off soon. Can you cope pal? Those puns have some strong pedigree right there Can I just shock you? I didn't realise those were puns until I read bloggies post. I thought crank had just come over all northern. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 3, 2018 9:35:12 GMT
Crank is just being a good Chappie.
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Post by Destry on Dec 3, 2018 9:39:24 GMT
Crank is just being a good Chappie. For all you know Crank could be a Lassie. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 9:47:38 GMT
Monring! *cough*
At home to do a J.O.B. application today. Lurgy *cough* at 50% and falling. Nothing else of note apart from:-
OTTM: I was having a chat with the old boy next door when the 'lad' next to him came out of his flat 'off his face' carrying a bin bag. He shouted at us "you've been f'ing spying on me, boys...you've been f'ing watching me boys...you've been looking at me...".
All this while he was walking away from us (brave of him). He then walked around the block, still shouting to himself "F**k" etc..
When he returned about 2 minutes later, he had his head down and did not make eye contact with us. He then went in his flat exclaiming loudly "I'm back, boys!" and proceeded to boot the internal walls of his flat.
I should've been intimidated by this behaviour, but I've got heavier postal stamps.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 9:50:06 GMT
Crank is just being a good Chappie. For all you know Crank could be a Lassie. I think he deserves a 'Good Boy' Choccy Drop. |
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 3, 2018 9:53:01 GMT
Morning!
I had jury duty last week, which feels like a jail sentence. I ate a baked potato for my lunch every single day.
Still haven't completed Red Dead 2. Still in Rhodes hunting legendary animals.
I bought an Xbox One S with Battlefield V, Tekken 7 and Project Cars 2 for £180. I could do without Tekken and Project Cars, so I've been playing BFV and it's definitely a Battlefield game. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 9:59:42 GMT
For some reason I have adverts for some sort of high velocity slingshot. "simpleshot shooting sports". Rated 5 stars, amazing. One for tiddles neighbour?
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 3, 2018 10:00:57 GMT
"...I've got heavier postal stamps"
I've been thinking about this and I still don't understand it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 10:02:05 GMT
Also good morning,
I survived my weekend away in Nottingham (barely).
After Saturdays exploits, Sunday was all day in the pub from the first footy game to the last. Before getting the late coach back to London arriving at 12.15.
I am the only one stupid enough to have not booked today off and I am really suffering.
I tried drinking some water earlier and just started sweating, I think my body may be rejecting any fluids that aren't beer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 10:03:42 GMT
"...I've got heavier postal stamps" I've been thinking about this and I still don't understand it He's saying he's lighter than a postal stamp. So tiddles could lay him out. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 3, 2018 10:04:40 GMT
"...I've got heavier postal stamps" I've been thinking about this and I still don't understand it He's saying he's lighter than a postal stamp. So tiddles could lay him out. or lick him? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 3, 2018 10:17:28 GMT
He's saying he's lighter than a postal stamp. So tiddles could lay him out. or lick him? Lay him out and then lick him? I'm not sure I'm into that scene. If that is a scene. Is that a thing? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 3, 2018 10:18:28 GMT
OTTM: I was having a chat with the old boy next door when the 'lad' next to him came out of his flat 'off his face' carrying a bin bag. He shouted at us "you've been f'ing spying on me, boys...you've been f'ing watching me boys...you've been looking at me...". All this while he was walking away from us (brave of him). He then walked around the block, still shouting to himself "F**k" etc.. When he returned about 2 minutes later, he had his head down and did not make eye contact with us. He then went in his flat exclaiming loudly "I'm back, boys!" and proceeded to boot the internal walls of his flat. I should've been intimidated by this behaviour, but I've got heavier postal stamps. I'm hearing this very clearly in the voice of Noel Fielding doing the guy with the polo mint over his eye in the Mighty Boosh. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 3, 2018 10:35:06 GMT
Tiddles what's the deal with that kid, shouldn't he have been chucked out by now? If he is staying then go to the local paper and tell them how a violent drug user walks around threatening people in the building, you will need one or two others to back your story up.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 3, 2018 10:56:26 GMT
Mr Tiddles there, ganging up on and bullying neighbours because they have mental health issues.
OTTM: fuck Mondays.*
*To be clear, this is an invocation of anger against the day, not a new thing to rival BDT.
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