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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 6, 2018 12:22:36 GMT
Hello friends.
I stopped playing Fortnite months ago because I'm not (questionably) an absolute reject.
I played through more of chapter 6 of Red Dead last night and it turns out I'm coming up to the end of the game apparently.
I'll stay up for the Game Awards tonight just to see more of Norman Reedus doing his deliveries. I wonder if he red slips folk for not being home? Your face is an absolute reject. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 6, 2018 12:24:36 GMT
Right, I'm off out to infect more of the general public. Scubar, what are you wearing today? I'm asking for a 'friend'. Just the usual. Absolutely nothing. Clothes. Huh! Good god. What are they good for? Aren't you getting a) chilly and b) arrested? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 6, 2018 12:36:24 GMT
Cheese sandwich.
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Post by Conchord on Dec 6, 2018 12:40:14 GMT
Just the usual. Absolutely nothing. Clothes. Huh! Good god. What are they good for? Aren't you getting a) chilly and b) arrested? Or just c) laughed at, and d) pitied? |
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Post by amipal on Dec 6, 2018 12:45:11 GMT
I think you're in the wrong place, pal. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2018 12:49:38 GMT
Hello friends.
I stopped playing Fortnite months ago because I'm not (questionably) an absolute reject.
I played through more of chapter 6 of Red Dead last night and it turns out I'm coming up to the end of the game apparently.
I'll stay up for the Game Awards tonight just to see more of Norman Reedus doing his deliveries. I wonder if he red slips folk for not being home? How many solo wins did you get before you stopped? |
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 6, 2018 12:53:42 GMT
How many solo wins did you get before you stopped? Nothing but solo wins.... Couldn't actually play a game without winning............. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 6, 2018 12:58:52 GMT
How many solo wins did you get before you stopped? Nothing but solo wins.... Couldn't actually play a game without winning............. Can Etimmeh have his dolly back now? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 6, 2018 13:24:17 GMT
Nothing but solo wins.... Couldn't actually play a game without winning............. Can Etimmeh have his dolly back now? Surely by now that doll has worse stains than amipal's new jacket. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2018 14:32:18 GMT
Killed it.
I had fake beef and hummus rolls for lunch.
I really need a coffee, but I don't know where the kettle is, and nobody has offered to get me one for a couple of hours.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 6, 2018 14:38:24 GMT
I HAVE A SORE THROAT AND FEEL GROGGY. THE LURGY IS HAPPENING.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 6, 2018 14:43:44 GMT
Killed it. I had fake beef and hummus rolls for lunch. I really need a coffee, but I don't know where the kettle is, and nobody has offered to get me one for a couple of hours. That s a really basic error on your part. Office visit 1. Discover the kitchen and the toilets Technically anything else can wait until visit 2. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 6, 2018 14:49:32 GMT
If things go really well there might not even be a second visit.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 6, 2018 14:52:34 GMT
I've got loads of caffeine. So much I am no longer in caffeine deficit.
It feels pretty ok.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2018 15:45:39 GMT
I know where the toilets are. The other people make drinks for me, usually. They're not doing a great job of it today, to the extent that my knowledge of the toilet's location is moot.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 6, 2018 15:52:16 GMT
Generic greeting
I am also hopped to the gills on caffeine, and need to look busy for 2 hours so here I am.
FatDogBlog - She is now on a diet, and is responding to this change by going on a dirty-protest, and took a crap in one of Mrs Gongs shoes. I am also now in the doghouse for finding humour in the situation.
She may be small, but she's a crafty little bitch. Me and the dog still love her though.
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Post by amipal on Dec 6, 2018 15:55:47 GMT
It's a day for dirty protests - my cat shat in the corner of the conservatory because we deigned to get up later than usual.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 6, 2018 16:03:10 GMT
I'm not nearly caffienated enough, due to a looming presentation to the bored that some banana scheduled for 5pm. I don't want to over caffeinated and come across all insane so I tend to cut down beforehand.
Wiggling from home 'morrow can't come soon enough.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 6, 2018 16:26:59 GMT
Having people make drinks for you is great. Not having a thoroughly tested plan B in case the staff prove useless is negligent in the extreme.
Dying of caffeine deprivation is the least you deserve
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2018 16:38:01 GMT
It's a day for dirty protests - my cat shat in the corner of the conservatory because we deigned to get up later than usual. So, what you're saying is, this is how I should encourage the provision of coffee? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 16:45:02 GMT
It's a day for dirty protests - my cat shat in the corner of the conservatory because we deigned to get up later than usual. So, what you're saying is, this is how I should encourage the provision of coffee? I was just about to make a joke about shitting in the office, but you got there first. Never change. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 6, 2018 16:55:06 GMT
<menholdinghandsandtakingadumptogetheremoji>
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 17:06:06 GMT
Anybody listen to the No Such Thing As A Fish podcast with Stephen Fry as their guest?
Lots of men shitting together quite interesting facts on there.
4 sheets.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 6, 2018 17:27:10 GMT
Terrible food and restricted access to hot drinks? Is Shenguin in prison?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 6, 2018 17:42:47 GMT
Lovely stuff from Shenguin over at the other place. Having my back whilst simultaneously calling me an idiot and then some solo fortnite boasting. |
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