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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2018 9:46:49 GMT
I don't know what you're worrying about. Once May has gone someone competent will be put in charge.
Oh...
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 12, 2018 9:47:22 GMT
Our robot vacuum cleaner might be a good candidate for PM. They bounce around like they're drunk, crashing into furniture and making loud vrooming noises.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 12, 2018 9:52:42 GMT
They bounce around like they're drunk, crashing into furniture and making loud vrooming noises. To be fair my kid does that too. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 12, 2018 9:55:48 GMT
Stavros for PM
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2018 9:56:07 GMT
What's more, with a internet-enabled toaster as Brexit secretary, nobody need ever again feel embarrassed about mixing up the words 'Brexit' and 'breakfast'.
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Post by scubar on Dec 12, 2018 9:56:59 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 12, 2018 10:09:02 GMT
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 12, 2018 10:13:29 GMT
Wednesday.
I know nothing about politics, but like... we're fucked, right?
Games chat: Played more Bayonetta last night. I have no idea what's going on but I pretend I'm looking at the Home page on my Xbox every single time my wife comes in and I'm playing it.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2018 10:14:26 GMT
I am not saying Shenguin is wrong* but technically the Tories never completed the leadership contest in 2016.
They reached the final two candidates May and Leadsom and before the membership vote could could take place Leadsom dropped out leaving may as unopposed leader.
I know Leadsom is an absolute shit, evil and incompetent, but could she have actually done a worse job than May?
* Yes I am.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2018 10:19:55 GMT
Which 'boxer do we reckon would make the least dreadful PM?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2018 10:22:08 GMT
I'm not sure May has done a bad job; she's still in power despite having the most poisonous of poisoned chalices. By that measure, she's actually done quite well.
One way or another, I fully expect we will have repealed Article 50 within seven days and it will all be fine.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2018 10:22:25 GMT
Which 'boxer do we reckon would make the least dreadful PM?
Me pretty obviously.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2018 10:22:49 GMT
Which 'boxer do we reckon would make the least dreadful PM? Danky. He would declare Wednesdays to be a national holiday. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2018 10:23:28 GMT
Top 5 least dreadful 'boxers for PM:
1) BINK
2) BINK
3) BINK
4) BabyF
5) BINK
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2018 10:30:12 GMT
I'm not sure May has done a bad job; she's still in power despite having the most poisonous of poisoned chalices. By that measure, she's actually done quite well. One way or another, I fully expect we will have repealed Article 50 within seven days and it will all be fine. She has been tipping poison into the chalice, and not in a Mithradatic* way. You don't get much sympathy if it turns out you are one of the poisoners. In 2016 she had a majority, a sympathetic EU and the support of the Tories. Now she has none of those and an agreement no one likes or believes has a chance of ever being implemented. She has, to coin a phrase, created a hostile environment for herself. * Mithradates VI, King of Pontus, took therapeutic doses of poison to build up tolerance so no one could poison him. Surprisingly it seems to have actually worked. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2018 10:32:03 GMT
Mithradates is dead, so that pretty much shows what you know.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2018 10:36:20 GMT
Mithradates is dead, so that pretty much shows what you know. Them it was their poison hurt. I tell the tale that I heard told Mithradates he died old. And not from poison. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2018 10:40:39 GMT
To be fair, Pontins has also gone from strength to strength since he died.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2018 10:41:43 GMT
Looking at the list of 'boxers who have been online in the past 24 hours, I think it's pretty clear that prudy01 should be PM, and cairton and should be Deputy. They're the only ones who haven't blotted their copy books by actually posting, ever. Hello weirdo lurker people. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 12, 2018 10:42:40 GMT
I think May will survive, and reluctantly the the deal we have so far agreed with the EU will take effect and will be implemented by the Tories.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 12, 2018 10:48:55 GMT
I'm officially putting myself forward for PM on a platform of Wednesday Wiggling.
A Red, White and Wriggling Breakfast!
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 12, 2018 10:49:09 GMT
Brexit
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 12, 2018 10:52:05 GMT
Which 'boxer do we reckon would make the least dreadful PM?Me pretty obviously. I'd vote for you.* Caveat: I need at least the Foreign Secretary jobby. * I won't. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2018 11:00:36 GMT
Cairton, give us a wave. Cairton Cairton give us a wave
Edit: and prudy01 as well
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2018 11:01:35 GMT
Mr Tiddles
Fortunately we'll be at war with everyone, so the Foreign Secretary job won't be at all important.
It's yours.
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