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Post by Tuffers on Dec 19, 2018 12:04:29 GMT
Twice in two days. Hattrick tonight? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 19, 2018 12:08:20 GMT
Poor Mr Tent Rooster. Shards of frozen lasagne picked up from the kitchen floor will be his only festive meal. Whilst scratching his shingles. (I'm assuming he's had chickenpox before) Possibly eating cat winnets for breakfast. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 19, 2018 12:17:26 GMT
Whilst scratching his shingles. (I'm assuming he's had chickenpox before) Possibly eating cat winnets for breakfast. And washed down with a glass of tears |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2018 12:59:56 GMT
Poor Mr Tent Rooster. Shards of frozen lasagne picked up from the kitchen floor will be his only festive meal. Whilst scratching his shingles. (I'm assuming he's had chickenpox before) Shingles is caused by Chicken Pox virus latent within the body following an initial chicken pox infection. You can't "catch" shingles from someone with chicken pox. However, you can catch chicken pox from someone with shingles, and, crucially, the person with shingles can be infectious a while before symptoms show, so it can look like they've caught shingles when in fact they've spread chicken pox. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 13:11:54 GMT
Twice in two days. Hattrick tonight? Hell no. I need rest, sleep, sweet release... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 13:15:35 GMT
I also had a foot long Bratwurst for lunch. And Hot Flaming Crisps. And a yogurt.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 13:46:52 GMT
Good afternoon all.
I've already had enough of Christmas and have started January early. Been to the gym 3 days in a row and not had more than a beer since the weekend before last.
What is life? I'm calling it half time as this weekend/ leading up to new year is guaranteed to be booze central.
Games? No. Played football yesterday and we won, probably because I was the only guy not drink or hungover.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 19, 2018 13:56:01 GMT
I was the only guy not drink or hungover. The curse of Danky strikes again. "Me no drink! Me win football!" |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 14:40:07 GMT
I ate at a Turkish restaurant last night and a lot of Lamb meatballs were eaten. This has led to me doing a massive work poo.
MASSIVE.
Starting to perk up a bit though. Maybe I will make it three big nights in a row.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2018 15:00:38 GMT
Ounce of snuff and a pint of vodka and red bull and you'll be fine.
Replace the old poison with new poison.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2018 15:17:12 GMT
if you can't find any snuff grinding down a cigarette (including asbestos filter if possible) and snorting that is a pretty poor substitute.
But is significantly less bad for you.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 15:21:58 GMT
What about chewing tobacco?
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 19, 2018 15:37:50 GMT
Possibly eating cat winnets for breakfast. Is "Breakfast of Winne rts" a new take on the the "Breakfast of Champions" slogan? Sounds like Vonnegut missed a trick there. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2018 15:43:39 GMT
Someone's made a terrible smell in my work toilets.
Baby have you recently moved to Scotland?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 15:49:01 GMT
Someone's made a terrible smell in my work toilets. Baby have you recently moved to Scotland? No, but I wouldn't be surprised if you could smell it from there. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2018 16:02:58 GMT
What about chewing tobacco? Get some Skoal Bandits instead. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2018 16:20:27 GMT
What about chewing tobacco? Get some Skoal Bandits instead. I have never heard of dripping tobacco before, you a fan of it Crank? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2018 16:25:47 GMT
Chewing tobacco has been illegal in the UK for almost 30 years.
I don't think it was very popular anyway.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2018 16:41:34 GMT
Nah. Skoal Bandits sponsored some motorcycle racing teams back in the late 80s when some of my pals were into bikes.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 19, 2018 16:48:10 GMT
I have a clear memory of seeing a happy couple walking down the high street of my home town wearing what must have been homemade knitted Skoal Bandit jumpers. Real commitment to the brand.
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 19, 2018 18:04:28 GMT
Chewing tobacco has been illegal in the UK for almost 30 years. I don't think it was very popular anyway. People still chew it here in Canada but it is all kinds of awful for you and the spit everywhere is nasty |
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 19, 2018 18:05:57 GMT
My parcels to family sent in October to UK still haven't arrived.....why is the same fucking thing every year? Its up to royal mail to update me not Canada post apparently when it's landed in UK but you can't track it with them...grrrrrr
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Post by cairton on Dec 19, 2018 18:21:36 GMT
Crank, I saw this and thought of you Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 18:26:11 GMT
Chewing tobacco has been illegal in the UK for almost 30 years. I don't think it was very popular anyway. People still chew it here in Canada but it is all kinds of awful for you and the spit everywhere is nasty This is related and shows off my worldly knowledge. In Myanmar they chew Paan, which is similar but way more disgusting. Completely rots the teeth and they spit out red stuff, which stains everything. The pavements there are covered in it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 19, 2018 18:34:11 GMT
Nah. Skoal Bandits sponsored some motorcycle racing teams back in the late 80s when some of my pals were into bikes. They were banned at the end of 1989. So 28 years ago. Which is nearly 30 years the way I count. |
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