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Post by Shenguin on Jan 8, 2019 19:24:00 GMT
I've been wrong about many things in life. But one stone cold hard fact I will never be wrong about is that Nicholas Soames is an evil shit through and through in all circumstances.
Oh. I'm ... I'm ... I'm begining to think, there may be some Tories who are, y'know, sometimes, erm, not always just sometimes, a bit, maybe, accidentally not wrong?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 8, 2019 19:28:46 GMT
Man, that was tense. Probably a top 5 parliamentary amendment.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 8, 2019 19:30:48 GMT
Nicholas Soames.... wasn't he the one whose mistress described sex with him as like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key in the lock?
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 8, 2019 19:56:04 GMT
Felice Landry, just a reminder that you need to quickly poke your nose into any dungeon you find even if its level is way beyond your ability to get it to register on the map.
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Post by Destry on Jan 8, 2019 20:07:38 GMT
I've been wrong about many things in life. But one stone cold hard fact I will never be wrong about is that Nicholas Soames is an evil shit through and through in all circumstances. Oh. I'm ... I'm ... I'm begining to think, there may be some Tories who are, y'know, sometimes, erm, not always just sometimes, a bit, maybe, accidentally not wrong? Brexit makes strange bedfellows. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 8, 2019 20:19:22 GMT
Nicholas Soames.... wasn't he the one whose mistress described sex with him as like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key in the lock? PHWOAARR! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 8, 2019 20:43:50 GMT
Felice Landry , just a reminder that you need to quickly poke your nose into any dungeon you find even if its level is way beyond your ability to get it to register on the map. Cheers |
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Post by amipal on Jan 8, 2019 22:11:16 GMT
Nicholas Soames.... wasn't he the one whose mistress described sex with him as like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key in the lock? Gah... that's replaced the whale in my nightmares. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 8, 2019 22:25:00 GMT
Shenguin and Soames
Falling off the wardrobe.
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 8, 2019 22:32:08 GMT
Fuck off, you dirty tory scum. Bastard.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 8, 2019 22:37:44 GMT
Did you know that Nicholas Soames is a grandson of Winston Churchill? They never mention it in the media.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2019 22:39:10 GMT
I wouldn't trust scubar with a tamagotchi.
Also, up the Spurs!
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 8, 2019 23:23:37 GMT
Shenguin and Soames Falling off the wardrobe. K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Shenguin and Soames Outsource your care homes Soames went to Eton Poor Shenguin went Vegan Shenguin and Soames Crush your unions Soames got a gold card Poor Shenguin got an oyster card Shenguin and Soames Privatise your NHS Soames went private Poor Shenguin in a state Shenguin and Soames Making money from Brexit Soames is a cunt Shenguin seems a nice chap for a Tory I've no idea why I just typed all that. It's the worst thing I've ever read. Time to die. Think it would make a good BBC 1 programme though. Programme starts, Shenguin and Soames in trafalgar Square.... Camera pans out.... They're holding hands, Shenguin on a bed, Soames (dressed as a wardrobe), bellows "IT'S TIME FOR THROUGH THE KEYHOLE!" Stop it. AAARRRGHHHHH..... |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 8, 2019 23:24:07 GMT
Sorry. Ish.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 8, 2019 23:38:21 GMT
Shenguin and Soames. A detective agency.
Shenguin and Soames. Saturday afternoon, like Saint and Greavsie.
Leave it, Tuffers, it's already dead.
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Post by toolio2010 on Jan 9, 2019 4:17:19 GMT
-30c on the way into work today, brrrrrr. A good reminder of where I live. Btw #prayforshenguin
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 9, 2019 8:52:05 GMT
I am aware this is going on a spreadsheet somewhere. Sorry. Just catching up. Don't worry. We've moved on from the spreadsheet to a cloud based database solution. All your information was seamlessly moved over to a badly secured Amazon bucket. |
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