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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 12, 2019 14:57:08 GMT
Incase you can’t tell I’m working today, hence being on here.
Now only between three weeks and a month and a half more of the outlaws living here. Harooo! Working from work is the worst.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 12, 2019 14:57:36 GMT
OTTM: I have purchased some Linda McCartney mozzarella burgers, based on Shenguin's review. I then remembered that he is dead. I done messed up there, and no mistake. You took blog advice from me? I'm flattered, but you done gone done very big bad headwrong there. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 12, 2019 15:06:44 GMT
I've (sort of) taken some advice from Danky and put everything on my watch list. Everything looks very interesting.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 12, 2019 15:06:46 GMT
Olberic's pseudonym was certainly cunning, he seems a tad dull, next stop Tressa
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 12, 2019 15:29:46 GMT
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 12, 2019 15:40:15 GMT
I've (sort of) taken some advice from Danky and put everything on my watch list. Everything looks very interesting. Seems a bit over the top, I only have four or five games on my watch list. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 12, 2019 16:19:29 GMT
I've been in the kitchen making a big pot of turkey mince Ragu. So I've had no time to play overcooked on the switch that I bought this morning.
Is that ironic? I'll just tweet Alanis and ask...
Glass of Bordeaux you say?
Don't mind if I do.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 12, 2019 18:01:50 GMT
Killed it.
Anyone out tonight?
Possibly going to watch The Vice.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 12, 2019 18:05:43 GMT
My hangover is just about gone. I Had 9 points and a couple of plates full at Cosmo last night. Basically proper ladded it. Mrs Fark is at the theatre tonight so it's my turn to sit it in. I may manage a tipple of Scotch.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 12, 2019 18:09:40 GMT
9 points? That's nearly a driving ban.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 12, 2019 18:37:28 GMT
Never heard of Cosmo before. Is that a world buffet place where you don't get food poisoning? Will never catch on.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 12, 2019 18:41:34 GMT
The wife and the outlaws are out this evening - there's only one thing for it... I'm going to play vid games! Probably that BLOPS OPS Blackout, Resident Evil 2 30 minutes edition and a sprinkling of everything.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 12, 2019 18:51:25 GMT
Never heard of Cosmo before. Is that a world buffet place where you don't get food poisoning? Will never catch on. It's not food poisoning that's the problem. It's the fact that everyone picks up the same serving utensil, one after the other, after the other... So BabyF for example, may, or may not, have washed his hands after one of his post curry toilet visits. Maybe that's the attraction. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 12, 2019 18:57:00 GMT
Never heard of Cosmo before. Is that a world buffet place where you don't get food poisoning? Will never catch on. It's not food poisoning that's the problem. It's the fact that everyone picks up the same serving utensil, one after the other, after the other... So BabyF for example, may, or may not, have washed his hands after one of his post curry toilet visits. Maybe that's the attraction. I was already a few points in at that stage, so may very well have forgot to wash my hands. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 12, 2019 19:16:52 GMT
So, if we assume, that on a Friday night, 50% of people have had a drink. Then 50% of these people forget to wash their hands.
Simple maths therefore tells us that 16% of BabyFs dinner was human turd.
You can't argue with Maths.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 12, 2019 20:12:11 GMT
So, if we assume, that on a Friday night, 50% of people have had a drink. Then 50% of these people forget to wash their hands. Simple maths therefore tells us that 16% of BabyFs dinner was human turd. You can't argue with Maths. What percentage was piss? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 12, 2019 21:16:46 GMT
So, if we assume, that on a Friday night, 50% of people have had a drink. Then 50% of these people forget to wash their hands. Simple maths therefore tells us that 16% of BabyFs dinner was human turd. You can't argue with Maths. What percentage was piss? 8%. 4% is lost dripping from the utensils into the remaining food. ((Shit + piss) /cosh) * (thickness of cords/ pints cubed) - 4 = 8% Shut it down Keef. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 12, 2019 22:11:13 GMT
I was going to weave a tale of galactic domination - I am well in front of the rest, but the Feral Four empires are facing me and two allies, one of which promises stuff, but delivers 2-18 turns later than promised and the other has the fighting style of the three toed sloth - he's currently got an open goal in front of him; I need him to stretch out a languid paw and break a supply chain... the paw started to move 8 turns ago... and it's stalled. My position is entirely illusory.
Oh well, let's see if I can grief one of the bastards
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 12, 2019 22:47:06 GMT
By the end of the evening I was still mooching around Alfyn's final boss battle location. The enemies here have a fondness of alliteration; I have fought against the Menacing Manticore, the Devil Deer, and, of course, the Killer Chameleon. The Menacing Manticore has a naughty streak that manifests itself in streaking; it was facing me butt-naked, naked butt first. Saucy.
Dinner: hot dogs and potato salad, beer. All consumed before Tuffers did the maths.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 12, 2019 23:03:59 GMT
This one's for Felice, wherever he may be.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 12, 2019 23:47:24 GMT
So, if we assume, that on a Friday night, 50% of people have had a drink. Then 50% of these people forget to wash their hands. Simple maths therefore tells us that 16% of BabyFs dinner was human turd. You can't argue with Maths. You should try having to visit hospitals on a too regular basis - the unlucky dip gets to be frightening, just feed "disease transmission in hospitals" into Goggle ... but for the Smörgåsbord of Terror try A&E late on an evening... A month ago a locum doctor from my surgery rang at 7.30pm to tell me that I needed to go to A&E now and get put onto intravenous antibiotics "But I feel fine apart from the usual pain in my legs..." "That may be an illusion ... anyway I have to go as they are locking up..." So, I thought, call for an ambulance, wait an hour, get in and say "I've been told to come here now and get put onto intravenous antibiotics" "Why?" "Because of the results of some microbiology tests" "How do you feel ..." The dialogue would end up with me being parked in a corner in the chilly environment 'for observation'... after all the usual crowd of drunks, noro virus etc zombies have stumbled, farted, fought, bled all around me I'd get asked "How do you feel ..." again at 4am and told I could go home. I'd then have to wait for the ambulance day shif, probably getting home around 9am, bloody cold, shattered ... So I stayed at home. Why did I think that? Because that's what happened before when some locum didn't read my damned notes about false positives |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 12, 2019 23:51:25 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 13, 2019 0:23:03 GMT
Cut away all the disco shit and what's left is something perfectly beautiful ...
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 13, 2019 0:28:29 GMT
Chumbles's tales always reminds me of an episode of Scrubs directed by Ken Loach
For no particular reason:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2019 6:16:21 GMT
Good morning,
Who knew this time on a Sunday existed?not me.
Went out properly yesterday for the first time this year, I feel really horrible today. It does make you think about dry January. I only had 5 pints, that time you spend not drinking really puts you back 2/3 months of progress.
Food; takeaway curry, I have recently discovered I am a spicy curry kind of guy, after years of slumming it with Rogan Josh and saags, I've graduated to Madras.
I'm off to Wembley today to watch proper football, you guys might want to try it sometime. Although the only other games I've been to this year; wolves and Barcelona they've lost, so apologies in advance Faceless.
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