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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 16:13:57 GMT
Murder.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 16:17:45 GMT
And he is the prime suspect. All evidence points to Crank. A simple case of unrequited love, or something more mysterious....
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 14, 2019 16:21:10 GMT
And he is the prime suspect. All evidence points to Crank. A simple case of unrequited love, or something more mysterious.... But Crank can prove he had an email to be away from at this desk at that time. Basically Tuffers, if you are going to frame someone for murder it may be best to run your plan past us first. |
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Post by bellend on Jan 14, 2019 16:22:55 GMT
Burning bag of shit
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 14, 2019 16:23:50 GMT
Woah there.
I'm lead detective on this one.
I am confident we can wrap this case up before the closing credits.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 14, 2019 16:26:33 GMT
Would you prefer to see Belly Savalas or Cobumbo?
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 14, 2019 16:39:43 GMT
Murder She Scrote.
Sorry, what we doing?
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Post by amipal on Jan 14, 2019 16:52:23 GMT
This has gangland drug gangs written all over it.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 14, 2019 16:59:45 GMT
You've smelled my desk then? |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 14, 2019 17:26:33 GMT
You've smelled my desk then? What a quaint way to say 'smoking a joint'. One of the guys where I worked used to hide in the toilet to light up; climbing under the desk might draw more attention, but I guess you just don't care after the first draw...  |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 17:33:47 GMT
And he is the prime suspect. All evidence points to Crank. A simple case of unrequited love, or something more mysterious.... But Crank can prove he had an email to be away from at this desk at that time. Basically Tuffers, if you are going to frame someone for murder it may be best to run your plan past us first. "Ahh yes, the email." *Lights pipe and paces room with arms folded behind back* "How fortunate such an email exists wouldn't you say? But you're forgetting one thing, Mr Crankoriarty, one vital important detail." "I've had Inspector Sheepstrade watching your every move for days" "So Inspector, what have you observed?" "Baaah, baaah" "Elementary, my dear Inspector". |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 14, 2019 18:46:42 GMT
I can't feel my teeth, is that normal?
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Post by Faceless on Jan 14, 2019 18:52:58 GMT
I can't feel my teeth, is that normal? Depends where they are. If they're not attached to your gums then yes, completely normal. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 14, 2019 19:18:56 GMT
Pretty sure I still have teeth as I just ate a packet of crisps, but when I think about my mouth, it doesn't feel like there is anything there.
Maybe lay off the caffeine a bit tomorrow.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 14, 2019 19:40:52 GMT
I'm going to have to spend part of the evening looking for a child's ring. You heard.
Brought home by the child but not hers. The owner of the precious now wants it back.
Anybody watching the new True Detective tonight?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 14, 2019 19:49:16 GMT
But Crank can prove he had an email to be away from at this desk at that time. Basically Tuffers, if you are going to frame someone for murder it may be best to run your plan past us first. "Ahh yes, the email." *Lights pipe and paces room with arms folded behind back* "How fortunate such an email exists wouldn't you say? But you're forgetting one thing, Mr Crankoriarty, one vital important detail." "I've had Inspector Sheepstrade watching your every move for days" "So Inspector, what have you observed?" "Baaah, baaah" "Elementary, my dear Inspector". Elambentary? Otherwise, 4 stars. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 14, 2019 20:44:22 GMT
"So Inspector, what have ewe observed?"
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 20:53:12 GMT
Also, it should've been 'Professor' Moriarty.
I thought I'd get chopsed for that.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 20:57:12 GMT
Anyone else got Housemartins 'Sheep' on repeat inside their brain?
"It's Sheep2 we're up against,
Sheep2 we're up against....."
Please make it stop.
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Post by amipal on Jan 14, 2019 21:09:03 GMT
I can't feel my teeth, is that normal? Sounds like you've been smoking some bad granola. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 14, 2019 21:16:27 GMT
I can't feel my teeth, is that normal? Sounds like you've been smoking some bad granola. He's probably off his mash on ecstacy pipes. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 14, 2019 22:18:41 GMT
Do Dankylosaurs even have teeth? Or are they rare like tent hen's teeth?
Actually, my teeth feel fine. Danky just needs to stop snorting caffeine.
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Post by Destry on Jan 14, 2019 22:40:52 GMT
Hello Games: None OTTM: Tomorrow I restart my Colouring In Class for the new year. Unfortunately I hadn't done any painting since finishing last year, so tonight I spent a few hours producing the following.* A work in progress but I'm quite pleased with it...  * Thanks to Pablo Picasso for the inspiration |
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Post by amipal on Jan 14, 2019 22:42:45 GMT
Hello Games: None OTTM: Tomorrow I restart my Colouring In Class for the new year. Unfortunately I hadn't done any painting since finishing last year, so tonight I spent a few hours producing the following.* * Thanks to Pablo Picasso for the inspiration That's brilliant, Destry! Picasso, yes, but also getting a Egyptian hieroglyphs feeling from it. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 14, 2019 22:47:17 GMT
Hello Games: None OTTM: Tomorrow I restart my Colouring In Class for the new year. Unfortunately I hadn't done any painting since finishing last year, so tonight I spent a few hours producing the following.* * Thanks to Pablo Picasso for the inspiration That's brilliant, Destry! Picasso, yes, but also getting a Egyptian hieroglyphs feeling from it. Shucks, amipal. I really appreciate the comments. |
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