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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2019 10:05:19 GMT
Where's Kane today? Ironing, that's where.
Right, I've got stuff to do. Adios!
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 15, 2019 10:39:32 GMT
Greetings,
Got a text from my neighbour this morning saying she can hear scratching noises from my loft/spare bedroom. I've told her it's probably a squirrel climbing the rough casting outside, which they do, and this seems to have satisfied her curiosity. My 'good' twin won't getting freed today.
The reality is, it's probably a mouse and I don't want to go up to investigate or lay a trap that will kill it.
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Post by scubar on Feb 15, 2019 10:41:51 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 15, 2019 10:50:14 GMT
Greetings, Got a text from my neighbour this morning saying she can hear scratching noises from my loft/spare bedroom. I've told her it's probably a squirrel climbing the rough casting outside, which they do, and this seems to have satisfied her curiosity. My 'good' twin won't getting freed today. The reality is, it's probably a mouse and I don't want to go up to investigate or lay a trap that will kill it. It could be all sorts of things, the important thing is you man up and get up there and kill it. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 15, 2019 10:51:54 GMT
Noise coming from upstairs? Do what tiddles would do and make a snitch call to the relevant authorities.
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Post by amipal on Feb 15, 2019 10:52:01 GMT
I once beat a baby rat to death with a heavy-handled screwdriver.
I did a similar thing with a severely-mauled slowworm.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 15, 2019 10:57:09 GMT
Greetings, Got a text from my neighbour this morning saying she can hear scratching noises from my loft/spare bedroom. I've told her it's probably a squirrel climbing the rough casting outside, which they do, and this seems to have satisfied her curiosity. My 'good' twin won't getting freed today. The reality is, it's probably a mouse and I don't want to go up to investigate or lay a trap that will kill it. It could be all sorts of things, the important thing is you man up and get up there and kill it. And reinforce the gender stereotypes imposed by the patriarchy? I don't think so. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 15, 2019 10:59:26 GMT
I once beat a baby rat to death with a heavy-handled screwdriver. I did a similar thing with a severely-mauled slowworm. But the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2019 11:01:51 GMT
I've been to Nottingham. It's not a surprise. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 15, 2019 11:04:13 GMT
I once beat a baby rat to death with a heavy-handled screwdriver. I did a similar thing with a severely-mauled slowworm. But the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether? I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 15, 2019 11:06:41 GMT
amipal getting involved in another father and son beat-off.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2019 11:07:08 GMT
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Post by scubar on Feb 15, 2019 11:09:27 GMT
I’ve read Private Eye too much, I thought that was going to be something completely different |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2019 11:11:26 GMT
I’ve read Private Eye too much, I thought that was going to be something completely different 1-0 Have you seen this? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2019 11:20:26 GMT
Noise coming from upstairs? Do what tiddles would do and make a snitch call to the relevant authorities. I would nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 15, 2019 11:23:52 GMT
Sippin on some tips (PG) and listening to some smooth jazz
Games - that daemon machine thing. It looks cool but actually feels a bit boring to play. Also Tetris battle royal which is great even though it’s basically just lots of people playing Tetris.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2019 11:27:57 GMT
The only good bug is a dead bug. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 15, 2019 11:34:00 GMT
The only good bug is a dead bug. Aim for the central nerve stem, and put it down for good. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 15, 2019 11:35:31 GMT
No games. No time. No time to even download the new demos or Tetris.
I want to try this new brutal Tetris battle royale snd see whether I can do better than Crank.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 15, 2019 11:48:21 GMT
These innovative anti-witch markings are exactly the kind of thinking we need in Brexit Britain. Send Theresa Bae down the Channel tunnel with a chisel to put down some anti-french markings to keep Johnny French out of Dover. Could also be useful for the Irish border.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 15, 2019 11:50:15 GMT
No games. No time. No time to even download the new demos or Tetris. I want to try this new brutal Tetris battle royale snd see whether I can do better than Crank. Did you see Keza's joke about the investment banker? Top stuff. Even as a dedicated battle royale fan I will probably give this Tetris effort a miss. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 15, 2019 11:52:52 GMT
It is no surprise at all that Amipal & Mr Tiddles are planet killers.
Crushing the last beetle to make red KoolAid for the Genocide cult
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 15, 2019 11:52:55 GMT
Diplomacy: Box it Fog of War Variant England: Thanks everyone, good game. FoW is interesting. Congratulations Chumbles. Fuck you Rolling. Austria: Yes FoW is fun... and don't blame Rolling for my win; frankly it was the absolute pig's ear you made of defending St Petersburg ... Norway supports St Petersburg until game end; I can never get past it! Norway supports Sweden and the reverse until game end; I can never get past it! And how the fuck was I allowed to get into Denmark?! To be fair, I've played something like 30 of these FoW games and it takes a while to get the hang of it. France: Good game all. Well played Chumbles. Italy: Fucking hell, the imperium chumblesium is terrifying in its full glory. Played all. Enjoyed it.  Austria: Chumbles - 18 centers, Italy: RollingEscargot - 7 centers France: Faceless - 6 centers England: Shenguin - 3 centers Following were eliminated Germany: Bloggiesmalla aka @bloggiesmalla Turkey: NorfolkCanary Russia: crankcaller
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2019 11:53:30 GMT
These innovative anti-witch markings are exactly the kind of thinking we need in Brexit Britain. Send Theresa Bae down the Channel tunnel with a chisel to put down some anti-french markings to keep Johnny French out of Dover. Could also be useful for the Irish border. This idea has got legs. amipal Could you advise the PM? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 15, 2019 12:02:39 GMT
I'm going to read up on Diplomacy, I've played Civ Rev, how hard can it be?
and, I have studied modern military history.
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