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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 15:17:00 GMT
It's getting cold in the house and the cat is giving me accusatory looks:
'Care to explain what happened to "man makes fire"? The abilities of the human species are clearly overrated. Okay, I still appreciate "woman opens food pouch" and "woman gives smooch behind ears".'
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 13, 2017 15:25:52 GMT
I wish I had a person to open my food pouches and give me a smooch behind the ears. I do have a home with a reliable electricity supply though, so that's probably more important.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2017 15:33:33 GMT
It's getting cold in the house and the cat is giving me accusatory looks: 'Care to explain what happened to "man makes fire"? The abilities of the human species are clearly overrated. Okay, I still appreciate "woman opens food pouch" and "woman gives smooch behind ears".' Pouch not can? You're spoiling that cat, quite right too |
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 13, 2017 15:33:47 GMT
Hi,
I was recently browsing the internet for washing machines during the black friday discount season, and Holy shit, washing machine technology seems to have come so far in the last 12 years. I dont even know if whats inside has changed that much but by the gods they look so beautiful these days. The form, the proportions. You can basically make your entire kitchen look like the starship enterprise for about £400.
The only reason I didnt get one in fact was because all the other appliances would look so ugly and mundane in its presence.
Im so glad washing machine chat came around so soon, I thought I'd have to keep that bottled up for a long time.
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 15:35:25 GMT
I wonder if Destry would put a Christmas hat on my avatar for me.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 13, 2017 15:37:27 GMT
Hi, I was recently browsing the internet for washing machines during the black friday discount season, and Holy shit, washing machine technology seems to have come so far in the last 12 years. I dont even know if whats inside has changed that much but by the gods they look so beautiful these days. The form, the proportions. You can basically make your entire kitchen look like the starship enterprise for about £400. The only reason I didnt get one in fact was because all the other appliances would look so ugly and mundane in its presence. Im so glad washing machine chat came around so soon, I thought I'd have to keep that bottled up for a long time. there was a report regarding those settings. Only 3 are used often. The mixed at 30, the white and the 30 minute quick wash. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 15:43:19 GMT
I wonder if Destry would put a Christmas hat on my avatar for me. i err...I wouldn't know where to start... |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 15:44:03 GMT
It's getting cold in the house and the cat is giving me accusatory looks: 'Care to explain what happened to "man makes fire"? The abilities of the human species are clearly overrated. Okay, I still appreciate "woman opens food pouch" and "woman gives smooch behind ears".' |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 15:54:47 GMT
I remember my parent's old washing machine merrily skipping through the room ("catch me if you can!"). You don't get that kind of entertainment with modern machines.
There was much rejoicing when it needed replacing.
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Post by amipal on Dec 13, 2017 15:59:05 GMT
I'll have you know it involves moving a cold water pipe.
And I'm not married.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:04:11 GMT
I'll have you know it involves moving a cold water pipe. And I'm not married. Stopcocks are a thing. Look, you can see it on etimmeh's avatar, just to the left of whatever that is. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 13, 2017 16:08:03 GMT
I wonder if Destry would put a Christmas hat on my avatar for me.  |
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 16:08:13 GMT
Stopcocks are a thing. Look, you can see it on etimmeh's avatar, just to the left of whatever that is. You know exactly what that is. Look closer, you'll recognise it. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:10:47 GMT
Stopcocks are a thing. Look, you can see it on etimmeh's avatar, just to the left of whatever that is. You know exactly what that is. Look closer, you'll recognise it. It appears to be a strategically placed headshot of Keef... |
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 16:16:37 GMT
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 16:18:15 GMT
Lovely stuff. Thanks!
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 16:20:33 GMT
I honestly thought it would be difficult to make that avatar any worse, but you managed it. Now its both creepy AND sad at the same time. Well done.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 13, 2017 16:22:46 GMT
Fucking hell.
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 16:23:47 GMT
I couldn't be happier.
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 16:30:13 GMT
Now its both creepy AND sad at the same time. Well done. Has anyone ever told you about Timthemonkey? |
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Post by ThreatPoser on Dec 13, 2017 16:31:44 GMT
That is great. She has been to the xmas party that we can only dream of attending.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2017 16:33:33 GMT
Maybe it's something about people called Tim?
Either you call a creepy sad baby Tim or any child called Tim grows up to be creepy and sad.
Difficult to be certain which way round the cause and effect works.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 16:42:04 GMT
I wonder if Destry would put a Christmas hat on my avatar for me. Is this indicating that she has overindulged at Christmas? Power's back and will hopefully stay on because I'm not sure whether I can keep myself warm with the Christmas cheer emanating from these pictures. Edit: Awww, the attachment didn't show. |
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 16:43:35 GMT
I feel like what it really needs now is a half unrolled and slightly limp party horn hanging from the mouth area.
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Post by scubar on Dec 13, 2017 16:44:23 GMT
You people...
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