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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 13, 2017 16:49:13 GMT
Let me show you MY limp and half unrolled party horn...
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Post by cobblers on Dec 13, 2017 16:50:18 GMT
Maybe it's something about people called Tim? Either you call a creepy sad baby Tim or any child called Tim grows up to be creepy and sad. Difficult to be certain which way round the cause and effect works. Hi! |
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 13, 2017 16:51:55 GMT
How long does it take to not be pre-modded on the Guardian anymore, some dipshit just quite rightly called me an idiot and thinks hes getting away with it because the mods are still bullying me.
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 13, 2017 16:55:30 GMT
Also has anyone here ever had the Crosta & Mollica Crostini?
They are like Crisp baked italian bread heroin
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Post by ThreatPoser on Dec 13, 2017 16:55:41 GMT
Sandy
I have been in PreMod for weeks now. I haven't got the energy to type what they want me to, so I assume I will be in it for ever.
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 16:55:53 GMT
I remember my parent's old washing machine merrily skipping through the room ("catch me if you can!"). You don't get that kind of entertainment with modern machines. There was much rejoicing when it needed replacing. I have been Informed that those sorts of washing machine could be very, er ...., interesting for women. Sitting on them was best, apparently, but leaning against them in the correct way also made investing in the right machine worthwhile. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2017 16:56:55 GMT
Sandy I have been in PreMod for weeks now. I haven't got the energy to type what they want me to, so I assume I will be in it for ever. Ditto |
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 16:57:52 GMT
Pre-mod parole isn’t based on time but on good behaviour. If you post many times on various topics they eventually relent.
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 17:00:46 GMT
Maybe it's something about people called Tim? Either you call a creepy sad baby Tim or any child called Tim grows up to be creepy and sad. Difficult to be certain which way round the cause and effect works. I think this is true. I’ve known a couple of creepy Tim’s. Maybe destry could fo a poll: how many of us have known at least one odd, probably perverted, person named Tim (in real life, not the internet)? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 13, 2017 17:29:13 GMT
Well I have been in Birmingham all day. There wasn't that much snow and there are buildings works everywhere. I tried the local cuisine by purchasing a tomato soup at a place called Greggs.
In other news it turns out my gurning baby may in fact have epilepsy. EEG results should be in tomorrow. And I have an exam on Friday morning. Not a great day.
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Post by scubar on Dec 13, 2017 17:32:36 GMT
On the Keef article, is James Cole a real person or is he just winding everyone up?
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 17:34:25 GMT
I remember my parent's old washing machine merrily skipping through the room ("catch me if you can!"). You don't get that kind of entertainment with modern machines. There was much rejoicing when it needed replacing. I have been Informed that those sorts of washing machine could be very, er ...., interesting for women. Sitting on them was best, apparently, but leaning against them in the correct way also made investing in the right machine worthwhile. Another ancient art lost forever. I come from a simple, naive home. As a teenager I wondered about the peculiar shapes of the "massage sticks" in the catalogue and whether they'd give you a good massage when applied to your arms and legs, maybe even the neck? |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 17:34:26 GMT
Now its both creepy AND sad at the same time. Well done. Has anyone ever told you about Timthemonkey? Oh god, I don't need to know its name |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 13, 2017 17:39:30 GMT
Tim Westwood
Tim Lovejoy
Timmy Mallett
It checks out.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 13, 2017 17:42:47 GMT
I have been Informed that those sorts of washing machine could be very, er ...., interesting for women. Sitting on them was best, apparently, but leaning against them in the correct way also made investing in the right machine worthwhile. Another ancient art lost forever. I come from a simple, naive home. As a teenager I wondered about the peculiar shapes of the "massage sticks" in the catalogue and whether they'd give you a good massage when applied to your arms and legs, maybe even the neck? I remember when the suspension went on our family jeep and Mother used to insist on taking the old dirk track on the route home. Also, vibrating broomsticks were a thing. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2017 18:00:48 GMT
On the way back from Rochester, listening to Foxtrot for those interested
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 13, 2017 18:02:47 GMT
I took me a few posts in the food, sport and lifestyle sections, on one evening, to get out of pre-mod at the other place.
Given the scarcity and quality of the games articles, since Keith left, I'm not sure it was worth the effort.
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 18:12:27 GMT
I particularly enjoyed ThreatPoser's response to Sam McCormack over at THE OTHER PLACE |
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 18:18:57 GMT
Engineers at a small British internet service provider have successfully made a broadband connection work over 2m (6ft 7in) of wet string.
The connection reached speeds of 3.5 Mbps (megabits per second), according to the Andrews and Arnold engineer who conducted the experiment.
3.5Mbps is better than EdibleVision's service.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 13, 2017 18:25:36 GMT
Engineers at a small British internet service provider have successfully made a broadband connection work over 2m (6ft 7in) of wet string. The connection reached speeds of 3.5 Mbps (megabits per second), according to the Andrews and Arnold engineer who conducted the experiment. 3.5Mbps is better than EdibleVision's service. Who would have thought using something conductive could carry an electric signal. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 18:33:04 GMT
On the Keef article, is James Cole a real person or is he just winding everyone up? His comment history suggests that he's a keen cyclist. Maybe he's taken the Froome doping story badly and is a little high on Salbutamol himself? Anyway, he hopes for Nier as a Christmas present, presumably to be played on crushing difficulty. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 13, 2017 18:38:21 GMT
Pretty sure this bot also ghost writes Loan Wilfs posts |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 13, 2017 18:49:21 GMT
Pretty sure this bot also ghost writes Loan Wilfs posts Pretty sure JK Rowling using thecsame method to write HP books. Little bit from here, little bit from there add Snape twist done. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 18:54:04 GMT
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 18:58:08 GMT
Lonewolf
Is your real name Tim?
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